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August 31 at 12:23PM
Roll Call: Long Engagement
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- OMG!! He set the date! He set the date!
- Actual veteran McCain is third choice among veterans...
- ...but he'll turn his campaign toward his military experience anyway.
- Huckabee's hip! No really! He's rock and roll! Bounce bounce bounce!
- Primaries creep closer; Election Day moving to April of '08.
- Huckabee's straw poll success due to Scientolo[redacted]
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What the hell, why not have Fred as president. We already have a guy in the White House trying to act as a president, so why not put a real actor in? At least he will be
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by flasunbum
September 3 at 10:46AM
August 30 at 1:42PM
Roll Call: Highway to the Danger Zone
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- Hey McCain, you're not using that "maverick" nickname anymore. Can Obama have it?
- Mitt Romney's all hot and panting and sweaty in his shorts.
- Please, stop using "Fred Thompson" and "tease" in the same breath.
- Jimmy Carter has a new lust in his heart.
- Naming a replacement for Gonzales is so September 10th.
- As Wyoming goes, so goes the nation.
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This just in... The 2012 primaries will begin November 5, 2008.
Candidates... start your fundraising. (read more...)
by bearness
August 30 at 7:53PM
August 28 at 1:45PM
Roll Call: Shiny Happy People
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- Giuliani likes former employee Chertoff as Attorney General, hairstyle role model.
- Republican Idaho senator arrested in "he said/he said" misunderstanding (that's what she said!).
- Just so you know, a blowjob in the Oval Office is naughtier than anything you can do in an airport men's room.
- Girls, girls, you're both pretty!
- Thompson's a little low on non-campaign money.
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One of these Yodas is not like the other, both of these Yodas are kind of the same....
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by ohdotoh
August 31 at 4:20AM
August 27 at 12:50PM
Roll Call: We All Need Someone We Can Lean On
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- Huckabee: A Rolling Stone gathers no knife possession charge.
- Gonzales gave notice Friday; will he recall giving notice today?
- She probably thinks this fundraiser's about her.
- Jeez, keep your pants on, Florida!
- What did Fred Thompson investigate, and when did he investigate it?
- Kucinich: Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be IGNORED, ABC News!
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I know that it's not a homonym...I thought my excuse should be as stupid as the orignal offense.
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by reverendsnip
August 28 at 8:57AM
August 22 at 2:40PM
Roll Call: Push It!
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- Michigan oils up for state primary super orgy.
- Rush Limbaugh uses amazing power of awesome humorousness to compare one black person to another black person.
- Number of missing White House emails now out-numbers residents of South Carolina.
- Elizabeth Edwards won't go changing to try and please you -- she never let you down before. Mmmmmm hmmmmm.
- Giuliani and Thompson in good old fashioned gun fight.
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How washington DC's interns find their congressional button pushers,, or unbuttoners. A memoir statue of historical value soon to come.
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by nexushexus
August 22 at 7:40PM
August 21 at 1:12PM
Roll Call: Wet Bread Stuffed into a Garden Hose
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- Recently-found card stirs up horrible, blood-curdling mental images of Fred Thompson's love life.
- Blogger crawls from dark, hate-filled cave to make desperate swipe at folksy, avuncular non-candidate.
- Ron Paul to participate in New Hampshire debate on condition that he sweep up afterwards.
- Politician turns away prostitute in hilarious once-in-a-lifetime scenario.
- Oh, that Barack Obama... he says what we're all thinking.
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PUT DENNIS KUCINICH ON THE SHOW!!!
Wow, talk about some shady “journalism.” Earlier, (AUG. 20th) ABC News posted a poll asking who won the democratic debate and Kucin (read more...)
by raiderpower
August 24 at 5:12AM
August 20 at 1:30PM
Roll Call: Obsession for Ideologues
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- Clinton obsessed with Rove's obsession with Clinton.
- Does Mitt Romney offend nonagenarians with that gosh darned over-enlivened phraseology? Does it lead to same-sex milkshake sharing?
- Ron Paul wins prestigious Bunch of Guys in a Room Straw Poll.
- Fred Thompson vows to push country back thirty-five years.
- Barack Obama decides his chances increase the less he has a chance to talk.
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When Karl Rove became a hair dresser......
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by nexushexus
August 22 at 7:42PM
August 14 at 12:54PM
Roll Call: Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- Washington Post: Clinton seen associating with Snowball the Pig.
- Fred Thompson to secure support from Moses the Raven?
- Wasn't there a horse somewhere in that book, too?
- Obama leaves some wanting a little more... Aaaawww, yeah!
- Mitt Romney can reportedly buy you and your family and your neighborhood.
- McCain Calls meaningless poll "meaningless."
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You might find this interesting: a video of the protest against Dick Cheney held Saturday in his hometown of Jackson Hole, Wyoming. After songs and speeches, about 300 Ja
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by thesnazdotcom
August 15 at 12:03AM
August 10 at 2:31PM
Roll Call: The Rudy States of Giuliani
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- Giuliani informs the world that he is the greatest American hero of all time.
- John Edwards takes off the gloves to show his finely manicured hands.
- The Iowa Straw Poll is the best fake election that Mitt Romney's millions of dollars can buy.
- Mike Huckabee is terribly concerned about Democrats being mean to Mitt Romney.
- Thompson campaign's blood-level surpasses the legal limit for campaign managers.
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Rudy Giuliani has NEVER HELD OFFICE IN FEDERAL OR STATE GOVERNMENT!!! Goes to show how brilliant republicans really are if they're most popular candidate is a guy less qu
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by JohnandStevenIn08
August 15 at 10:32AM
August 8 at 11:00AM
Roll Call: Keyesmonger
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
- All of Democratic America trembles before the possibility of an Alan Keyes Presidential campaign.
- Newly-elected President of Young Republicans found giving unsolicited BJ, proves he's hard on gay issues.
- Democratic candidates argue: Is institutionalized bribery bad for Democracy?
- Ron Paul doesn't think you deserve that medal for Most Mochachinos Purchased This Month.
- Canada mobilizes for war against US following Obama calling their prime minister "president."
- There is no way to improve upon this headline.
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yes , farts really are flammable. Fear not , Michael Jackson and I shall now be bound on a common err and care of children.
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by nexushexus
August 22 at 7:51PM
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