Britney Spears looked like she just won the damn lottery after she dropped her kids off to KFed yesterday afternoon. A judge stripped full custody from Britney earlier in the day for various reasons and Brit had until Wednesday to turn over SPF and JJ. She did it two day early.

Right after bid adieu to the boys she went to the Epitome tanning salon in Bel Air. Um...shouldn't she be at home at least fake crying? I mean at least "pretend to care."

After she finished her tanning Brit's bodyguard drove her to the Peninsula hotel where she smiled for the cameras and looked like she didn't have a care in the world. A fight broke out between photographers in the lobby which Brit laughed at and kept walking. She shortly left the hotel after checking in and went to the DMV in Van Nuys to get her valid CA drivers license. Yeah, now she's doing it

Silly me and here I thought Brit was going to have a nervous breakdown in front of all of us. Nope! She's having a breakup! I'm not a parent, but I'm pretty sure if a judge took my kids away and I really loved them I'd probably be home holding their clothes, crying and shit like in the movies.

Don't smile for the cameras like you did something good. Oh and you know she's totally putting in her meth order on that blackberry.

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Hell No Kitty - Pebbles

 

 

The Girls Next Door realized Hef was going senile when he brought Bunny Yamamoto home. - MardiGras 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears lost full custody of SPF and JJ, because bitch ignored all of the judge's orders. Last month the judge gave Brit a set of things she must complete to keep 50/50 custody. She didn't do any of it.

 

Meet with drug counselor

Get drug tested

Enroll in parenting classes

Sign the judge's order

 

Don't drive with the kids in the car, because of her invalid CA license

Bitch ignored all of them! I'm telling you, she's breathing a sigh of relief. Dumb slut wanted this. She's probably going to be completely normal now. She apparently already turned the boys over to KFed today. 2 days early! She couldn't wait to unload their asses and now she's gonna party till her chonies fly off. Yeah, too late.

 

According to People Brit went straight to the DMV to take her written test, so she could get a valid CA drivers license. This would be her first license in CA even though she's lived in Los Angeles for years. 

 

Beer mimosas for everyone and on Britney!

 

 

 

I know it's the wind, but Shiloh should really carry Heather from Rock of Love's (see below) legacy by paying tribute to her hair. The higher the hair the closer to God! Yes Shiloh's cute, we know this.

 

Here's Shiloh with two people yesterday in NYC.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heather lost Bret Michaels to Jes last night on "Crack Rock of Love" and she responded the only way I would've liked her to respond. She said, “I opened up my heart and he took advantage of it, and that’s an asshole for you. I let my guard down for once in my entire life and he took advantage of it. I don’t want anything that has to do with a fuckin’ liar phony fuckin’ piece of shit disrespectful asshole motherfucker. He’s, like America’s asshole right now for doing this to me.”

Heather responded about her outburst to the Vh1 blog, "It’s not that I’m trying to get over Bret, because the thing is we shared a unique, amazing, cool experience. Whether or not we’re in a relationship, he’s gonna have a special place in my heart and vice versa. We’ll always have that connection, but I’m sure our paths will cross soon. Hopefully we can work together and party together and have some fun together in the near future. But I know that I’m on his mind and he’s on my mind."

 

Oh Heather! I too am heartbroken you lost Bret. You'll always have the pole.

 

Heather said on her MySpace that producers edited it to make it look like she said she was willing to share Bret. She said, "I am soooo appalled by that -- as if the stipper thing wasn't enough, (which I quit doing months ago) -- or pretty much never showing one bad thing about Jess, I got ran through  the coals and heartbroken once again."

 

Blah, blah, blah....the only reason I watched was to see how high Heather could take her hair. She didn't disappoint. That hair looks like she was just fucked in a jacuzzi filled with Aquanet, during a hail storm while being electrocuted. Glamour!

 

 

 

This shit looks like one of those airbrush portraits that people got on the back of their jean jackets in the 80s and it looks like a photo Mimi took in the 80s. For real, that doesn't look real.

 

Here's Mimi on November's Glamour magazine where she opens up her Hello Kitty room. Seriously, that makes so much sense, but it would to be difficult getting intimate with effin Kerokerokeroppi looking back at you. 

 

 

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TMZ is reporting that a judge just stripped Britney Spears of custody of her two kids and has awarded full custody to KFed temporarily. The judge ruled that KFed "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court."

 

Why am I in jurty duty while this is going on? Why?!!!!

 

Do you smell that? It's that breakdown coming any minute now. It kind of smells like modly cheese and Slurpees. Yeah, now it makes sense! She's gonna lose her shit and we have front row! Get the popcorn and beer!

 

 

 

KFed's lawyer is off to court this morning in Los Angeles to tell on Britney Spears! Life & Style reports that he will snitch on her for driving on a suspended license with her kids in the car this past weekend. Brit was spotted last night in Malibu driving her kids home from dinner.

 

He will also bring up Brit's August 6th hit and run case where she was also driving on a suspended license. Apparently, Brit does not have a valid California drivers license and her Louisiana drivers license has expired.

 

This girl is an idiot through and through. Some of you have said that it seems she's doing this crap on purpose to get her kids taken away and I think you're right. It's like whatever they tell her not to do, she does. They should try reverse psychology on her dumb ass!

 

Tell her that she's allowed to treat her kids like shit, drink and drive and do drugs. Maybe she'll do the opposite thinking she's all slick and shit!

 

Trick her ass.

 

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Ben Affleck blamed his relationship on JLo as the reason why he's been in a few shitty movies including the ones he starred with her. 

 

Ben told Details Magazine i n their November issue, “It was probably bad for my career (dating JLo). What happens is this sort of bleed-over from the tabloids across your movie work. You go to a movie, you only go once. But the tabloids and Internet are everywhere. You can really subsume the public image of somebody. I ended up in an unfortunate crosshair position where I was in a relationship and [the media] mostly lied and inflated a bunch of salacious stuff for the sake of selling magazines. And I paid a certain price for that. Then, in concert with some movies that didn’t work…”

 

Ben is right. He sure did a lot of shitty movies after he broke up with JLo:

 

Turkey after turkey! JLo's booty scent probably clouded up his better judgement. Either that or Ben is just a moron that doesn't know how to pick good movies and likes to blame things on others. I'll go with the latter.

 

 

 

 

A match made in strange! Jen Aniston and Orlando Bloom in Mexico together? He must be homo - Egotastic! 

 

Britney Spears is TOXIC - IDLYITW 

 

Heidi Montag needs to take off that bikini already and pose nude, we've seen it all - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Kanye West blogs and blogs - Just Jared 

 

Pam Anderson's white wedding party - Hollywood Rag 

 

Celebrities love tacos - Cityrag 

Blohan gets a pedicure, yeah rehab is so hard (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Naomi Campbell shows her moves - Mollygood 

 

Posh and Becks head home - Popsugar 

 

Hugh Jackman is an ass man - A Socialite's Life

 

UPDATE - Still in jury duty! I just sat in a room for two hours listening to what everyone's opinions were  on the case at hand. Annoying. I just wanted to shout "SHUT THE HELL UP and get me out of here! I need to know what Britney's doing or I'll die!" Anyway, posting will probably be light until later this afternoon. I have to try and bullshit my way out of this case!

 

 

 

Usher has already confirmed that his wife, Tameka Foster, is holding a little baby boy. That's good news for Tameka since homegirl hates girl. At the Dream Concert a woman was overheard telling Tameka that she thought she was going to "have a girl."

 

Tameka snapped back at her ass, "No girls for me. I hate girls!"

 

Wow, well there you go. Bitch knows that any bio-girl standing next to her will make her look like the true man she really is. Let's be real, girlfriend looks like a dude in a wig. They know they are having a boy, because they already ordered it. Dudes can't give birth! I tried a million times already! 

 

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Friends of Amy Wino say that she may have had enough with her husband of like two-minutes, Blake Civil-Fielder. Friends are urging Wino to dump his ass and treated him like crap at Wino's Birthday party.

 

A source said, "At the start of her relationship with Blake everyone liked him. Then they saw another side but tolerated him and thought that he still had her best interests at heart. But after his reaction to her overdose everyone agreed enough was enough - and ignored him at her birthday.

"He was at one side of the room with a few mates, Amy's pals were on the other. She's now confronted him and he admitted that after her overdose, he left her in her hospital bed to go and take more drugs. Now Amy's mates think she may have seen light at the end of the tunnel."

 

Methinks Blake is Wino's heroin. Bitch is addicted and I don't mean she's dickmatized, because you know his shit is probably rank as hell. 

 

Blake also seems like the time that when she threatens to leave him he stars crying and begging her that everything is going to be different. I mean she's his damn meal ticket!  

 

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HOORAYS! They have internets in the jury room or whatever the hell it's called (see below). Anyways, so here we go:

 

The Spice Girls completely sold out the first performance in London on their reunion tour in 38 seconds flat. Over 1 million UK fans started registering weeks ago to be the first to know when tickets would go on sale. Well, they were notified and they came to buy. The tickets cost a minimum of $100.

 

Shortly after tickets were all bought up, listings on eBay appeared. Some hos are asking over $1500 for tickets. Morons! Just rent Spice World, it's probably the same thing.

 

Organizers have announced 2 more UK dates with a possible fourth due to the demand.

 

In other Spice Girls news, Bono is planning to record a new song with the women for their new greatest hits album.

 

A source said, "Bono's involvement has lifted the whole camp and he's delighted to have been asked and add his experience. Expect the unexpected."

 

I seriously want to see this lip-synch fiesta when it comes to my town, but there's no way I'm going to shell out anything over $100! I can put a wig on my dog and play "Spice Up Your Life" on a Boombox and probably get the same effect with more glamour and less bite!  

 

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