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Tuesday, January 29, 2002

Top Ten Signs You've Been Watching Too Much Football
  
When you cut yourself shaving, you bleed nacho cheese
Your medical alert bracelet reads, "In case of emergency, tape Sunday's pre-game show"
Your "girlfriend": a football in a wig
In every situation you ask yourself, "What would NFL referee Ed Hochuli do?"
Hands are starting to smell like soap and leather (Sorry, that's a sign you've been washing too many footballs)
You call everyone "Tebucky"
On your driver's license, your age is listed as "XXXIV"
You can actually name a player on the New England Patriots
During sex you accidentally call out Jerry Glanville's name
Eaten so many chips, your ass was named site of Super Bowl XXXVIII
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