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Chat with Matt Stone (11/15/2005)

Q. From BSR -> What was the inspiration for the Gingers attacking in last week's episode?
A. En ingles..... It was basically just hitting all those horror movie moments. There wasn't one film in particular. Children of the corn maybe. We wanted to be vampires. gingers = vampires

Q. From Loblin -> I read from the last chat that you and Trey were planning on redoing Cannibal: The musical with a huge budget. What happened to those ideas? Please make it, or a sequel!
A. We've been busy! I still think it's a good idea, but we have to figure out if we really want to take two years out of our life to redo a movie we've already done.

Q. From Yonnic347 -> Will Stan and Wendy ever get back together?
A. I don't know if stan and wendy will ever get back together. Their love is written in the stars, but this world seems to conspire to keep them apart. You know, that person that you KNOW that you are supposed to be with. That GOD wanted you to be with.... But then it don't work out... or maybe it will for them...

Q. From wallyosu -> If Jimbo is Randy's brother, why do they have different last names?
A. They are half brothers with different dads. I think that's the only way that works out right?

Q. From unknown -> Have you ever used your fame for evil?
A. Not many times, if you ask me. If you ask the Hollywood cheezmos that we had kicked off their table so that Trey and I could sit down with our friends, they might answer differently. But then I've gotten kick off a table by bruce willis before. And Twiggy from Marilyn Manson! So yes. Using fame for evil is a daily temptation....

Q. From Pirateghost -> What's with Family Guy?
A. I wish I knew.

Q. From Will -> Why wasn't Conan mentioned as a famous ginger?
A. I KNOW!!! We thought of that AFTER it aired. We just forgot that's all. Kind of lame. Should of put more thought into it i guess....

Q. From The Hams -> Will we ever get to see more of Princess?
A. I don't know... We are kind of busy but if someone wants to put it on, we would be psyched. Maybe cell phone content!

Q. From Delita184 -> Do you and Trey still have time to play music for fun, or do most of your musical efforts end up going towards the show?
A. We don't really jam anymore. If "jam" was ever what you would call it. Now we focus on the ol' day job: Making TV.

Q. From Bri7X -> If you or Trey have a cold and your voices are hindered, what happens when it's time to do voices/ADR?
A. If we have a cold, we suck on a lemon... That usually will get your voice into shape temporarily. It's an old trick.

Q. From Aidstyme -> Do you have any ideas stored away for the final final episode of south park?
A. No.... I don't know what that would be but we would have to do something special... That's a way off i hope anyway.... No se.

Q. From Meekrob -> Will DVDA ever release a CD?
A. DVDA hasn't really existed for about 5 years. So probably not. But just because I said that, maybe we will.

Q. From kgsullivan -> Has either of you read "A Confederacy of Dunces?" I see some Cartman in there.
A. I read Confederacy of Dunces AGES ago. I think in high school. I don't remember it at all though. Cartman is omnipresent though. He is in all things.

Q. From Butters -> Is Paris Hilton still trapped in Mr. Slave's body?
A. Paris Hilton is ass deep in Slave. She is slowly finding her way out via 5th avenue, vegas, miami and london.

Q. From The_Hams -> Would you rather have had Kenny's death in season 6 be permanent?
A. No ... Kenny is kind of a prop sometimes, but he is an important part of South Park. It will always be at its heart a show about FOUR boys. We go off from there for a while, but its gravitational pull always traps us again.

Q. From torndaredevil -> What is the Underpants Gnomes' "Phase 2"?
A. That's the joke! If i knew, I would know how to turn underpants into profit!

Q. From someone -> Where do you keep your jewgold?
A. I only have half a bag of jew gold because my father is not jewish. Rabbinical law states that half breeds are only entitled to half a bag and they must keep it behind their balls. Unless they're a half breed girl and then they can keep it in their purse or other pre-approved gold container.

Q. From cvncv -> What happened to Tweek? Is he going to be featured in an upcoming episodes?
A. Yeah! We gotta do something with Tweek! Ask and you shall recieve!!!!

Q. From The_Hams -> What's with the new bus driver? Will he be a prop or maybe have some roles in some episodes?
A. He is a prop at this point. But in the future....... no se.

Q. From Tomb_uk -> What job would you most like to do if you where never part of South Park?
A. Surf intructor..... Me and jolon caught some wicked waves in Costa Rica last summer. or NBA player for the Nuggets. Or a fucking rock star! With all the trimmings!

Q. From Cartyman -> Will Jesus ever return? Or be resurrected? (It's been more than 3 days..)
A. True dat..... I have a feeling Jesus will come back. If you believe with all your heart..

Q. From Airman44 -> I've talked to Mattt Potter recently about the BASEketball Actor's Cut. He gave me some info. on it. Do you guys still want to do it? A lot of fans would appreciate it.
A. I think it would be a better movie. Seriously. I actually think Matttttttt Potter would do a great job re-editing it. He's a great editor. But alas, I think we may have to move on with our lives..........

Q. From ben -> If you were a tree, what kind of tree would be?
A. A big fucking 7-foot tall black tree that could play in the NBA for the Denver Nuggets.

Q. From wallyosu -> Can you tell Dian Bachar that he can crash at my house if he can't pay his rent?
A. I just talked to Dian the other day..... But I don't where he is living right now. He is a very powerful man that Dian. Probably the best actor of our generation. I will tell him though, because sometimes rent is a difficult conccept for him.

Q. From torndaredevil -> Would you guys ever consider hosting SNL?
A. HELLLLLLL NOOOO!!!! Way too much work. Also, me and Trey aren't really LIVE guys. We're more like hole up in an office for months at a time guys. They affered it too us right when South Park took off and Orgazmo came out and we said no..... Maybe with all that cocaine we would be okay....

Q. From towelie256 -> Will you ever do "Asses of Fire" on DVD or in the theaters?
A. We would do it, but who would put it out? I don't think Terrance and Phillip is what the market desires. Although I personally would love to see it....

Q. From Blaire -> What do you think of South Park slash fandoms?
A. Never read any of it. Probably wouldn't like it. But never tried it so can't say....

Q. From Elisa -> Where is Chef?
A. He's been taking a few shows off. We got so many characters now and so much we wanna do its hard to service them all. But Chef will be back soon.

Q. From Butters -> Butters asks, Will you and Trey be in any of the episodes as guest stars?
A. Too weird. We thought about it in this one episode, but we would have to come up with a way where it didn't look super lame self-promotional. Even though it would be exactly that, we wouldn't want it to LOOK that way

Q. From valmont -> Do people such as the handicap, African Americans, Jewish folks, celebs, .etc ever come up to you and curse you out for mocking them?
Q. From The_Hams -> Have you ever been protested against in any way?
A. Nobody comes up to us except fans. And they generally like our shit. So that's good. No group has ever really protested south park. That's the big lie that was sold to everyone way early on about the show. We kind of went with it cuz it was good for ratings, but the truth is that we've never been protested against in a serious way.

Q. From Incubus -> Will the boys ever get older? See fifth grade?
A. We did the fourth grade thing and that was kind of a super goofy goof. Maybe no fifth grade. That was a bad year for me.

Q. From CheesyPoofs90 -> Since you are half Jewish what do you celabrate? Christmas or the Jewish holiday I don't know how to spell?
A. I'm only ethnically Jewish. I grew up agnostic. I kind of half celebrate Christmas with my family. If I'm not with my family, I smoke a joint and drink red wine and watch football.

Q. From Tweek -> At what age did you lose your virginity, 17?
A. How did you know? Wait a second.... Jenny?!?!

Q. From sps_user667 -> Will Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al have any kids?
A. I think Slave and Al will adopt a chinese boy and name him Jerome and a little black boy and name him Cato.

Q. From spssmartguy -> What NFL football team(s) do you root for? Are you truely a Broncos fan, or are you a packer fan like me?
A. Both Trey and I are Broncos fans. We grew up in Colorado so that's like in your blood and shit. I HATE the forty niners mostly because my friend Jason likes them so much. Trey likes the Seahawks too, I know.

Q. From what_his_face -> What episode of South Park are you the most proud of? And do you think Professor Chaos will ever succeed in taking over South Park.. or the world?
A. Professor Chaos will succeed someday. That will be a great episode. As far as the one I'm most proud of, I don't know. I really like certain episodes.... Like the anime show, the Terry Shavio show, the Lord of the Rings video store show, the Terrance and Phillip show, the Simpsons did it show.... Off the top of my head.

Q. From sps_user667 -> When you go poo, do you fold up your toilet paper or just crumple it up when you use it?
A. Fold. Don't be gross. Crumpling is third world.

Q. From Airman44 -> With all the talk about ending South Park in recent interviews, what caused you and Trey to renew your contract?
A. It's the BEST job in the world and we still think it has some gas in the tank. Also, let me mention that NEXT WEEK WE ARE DARK... No new South Park the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Just so you know.

Q. From Einstein -> Why'd you get rid of those pre-show things on the first few DVD's? With the Indian guy and everything.
Q. From Airman44 -> My friend, a dude, is dying to know... how big is your wang?
A. Warner Bros video stopped paying for them.. Basically in the beginning of TV shows on DVD, they needed something special to sell them with. IT was just star trek and South Park out in like 98 and 99. And the DVD took OFF and they didn't need them so they wouldn't pay for them. I mean production costs, not for me and Trey. Those things cost money and they didn't want to pay. As far as my wang, I'm in the lower percentile of magnum wearers.

Q. From PE7E -> Will Mr. Hankey be back? Will there be another Christmas episode ever again?
A. Mr. Hankey will be back. Probably after burrito night. As far as an xmas episode, probably not this year.

Q. From Fizz_Grits -> When is the Cartman Gets An Anal Probe: Special Edition coming? I seriously can't wait to see the episode it was meant to be seen!
A. That would be great. Maybe we can get lucas to do it!

Q. From kyle_vs_cartman -> What would you say you and trey's biggest goals and ambititons are with the show?
A. To finish off with more episodes then the simpsons.... Let's see, they do 26 a year and already have 350 or so..... If they keep going for another decade which seems possible they'll have in escess of 600 shows..... Meaning if we do 14 a year for the next forty years or so we should have em..... I'll be 75 and we'll finally beat those motherfuckers!

Chat with Matt Stone (04/15/2005)

Q. From Nall -> Greetings, Matt. Thanks for joining us.
A. Okdoe ready

Q. From Link -> Thanks for joining us, Matt.
A. Thank you

Q. From Nall -> The folks have a lot of questions for you; is there anything you'd like to say before we begin?
A. Only that it's tuesday here at south park, and that means general mayhem trying to get the show done. Good Times

Q. From airmancoop44 -> What's going on with Baseketball's Actor Cut? Is that actually happening?
A. I don't think Universal or David Zucker would let us do it unfortunately. And we don't need anymore work

Q. From Zakor -> Do you have anything against vegetarians? Referring to Fun with veal
A. Not categorically... But I do find it wierd that vegetarians are always sick and pasty and lifeless and look like they are about to fall asleep Not all of them, but a lot of them

Q. From KimmoA -> How did Kenny afford the PSP in the last episode?
A. GOOD QUESTION!!! I don't know, we thought of that too late to fix it... Maybe he shoplifted and then returned the merch or someething But it makes no sense

Q. From librtarianbob -> Matt, are you a Libertarian or are the messages in your episodes not supposed to convey that?
A. The messages in the episode is really just Trey and I kind of moral perspective. If you heard my personal views, they probably are more libertarian then anything. But we never think politically from eth beginning. Its whatever the story demands.

Q. From renobabe16 -> Are their any plans for a new South Park movie or a new move in general?
A. No plans as we speak. We are still recovering from Team America. We won't do another SP movie unless we think of a great idea. In other words, no deal or announcement until the idea comes. So far, we haven't come up with anything that would do justice to the first one.

Q. From Jonni -> If you could choose to fight either Bj?rk or Bobby Fischer, which would you choose?
A. If by fight, you mean fuck... I'd have to say Bjork.

Q. From BRi7X -> What advice do you have for people who wish to get into the animated film business in the future?
A. I came in through the back door myself. We are in our own little bubble here at South Park. So I can't really tell you. Maybe just watch a lot of Pixar movies...

Q. From unknown -> Are You Bigger, Longer, and Uncut?
A. I'm bigger then Jeremy Piven and longer then Gary Coleman but unfortunately, I'm a jew.

Q. From Hanzon -> I go to film school in Sweden, what's your best tip for a film-maker who's just starting out?
A. Make movies. It sounds stupid, but don't spend your time making your Citizan Kane. Cuz it won't be anyway. Make a lot of little movies. Make them cheap. But Just make a lot.

Q. From unknown -> Are you going to do anything in the near future about the Pope?
A. We were waiting for him to do last week for the Heaven and Hell episode but he kind of held on. No plans, but even I don't know what's on the air next week.

Q. From bL66DkL6TT -> Matt, in "South Park is Gay!", was the whole Crab People thing your idea, or what? I don't know, to me it just seemed like a genuine "Matt" joke.
A. I wish I knew what a "Matt" joke was. If you mean a last minute, desperate attempt to make an episode make sense, then yeah I guess it was. Crab People is always thought of as the height of our procrastination coming back to bite us (or pinch us I guess.) But I didn't think of crab people alone It took a roomful of writers and me and Trey

Q. From Henbob -> Hey Matt. Does Trey put all of the jew jokes in just to piss you off?
A. Trey puts jew jokes in the show because jew jokes are funny. I think so to.

Q. From unknown -> So... what's with Hawaii? And is Lemmiwinks coming back ever?
A. Hawaii was the 50th state as far as I know. And yes Lemmiwinks will return someday.

Q. From Hanzon -> I heard rumors that you and Trey were planning a remake of "Cannibal! The Musical". Is this true?
A. We thought about redoing it with a huge budget using the same original cast. We're all about the right age now for the parts. Kind of a funny idea. We're more into ideas then the actual doing of it. Kind of like the actor's cut of Basketball.

Q. From Rinygrin -> What do you think of Harry Potter?
A. I have not read the books but I know a lot of people who I respect who love them. I thought the movie was crap. I hate watching kids in a constant state of wonder.

Q. From Zwerg-im-Biki -> Chef didn't sing for a long time... did it just became boring or are there other reasons?
A. It just became "the thing we do." As soon as we here that, we change.

Q. From Statik -> Would you feel wierd if you saw Gilbert Godfrey at 7-11, and he said he hated you?
A. I guess I would feel mostly wierd about him being in a 7-11. What's he doing here????

Q. From JibFlank -> Any plans for a new Terrance and Phillip episode? Or where are they?
A. I LOVE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP!!! We're always afraid of another viewer revolt. Even though it was almost a decade ago.... The wounds run deep.

Q. From JibFlank -> If you could jump in a pool of any food what food would it be?
A. I would jump in a pool of chipwiches. They would break the fall too. I love chipwiches.

Q. From pote -> Are you gonna have any Towelie appearances this season?
A. I don't think so this season. Vernon Chapman, who is the voice of towlie has his own show on m2 now called Wonder Showzen. Check it out.... It's amazing.

Q. From Shinnokxz -> Matt, what video games are you currently into?
A. I just finished Resident Evil 4 and right now I am playing God of War. I like shoot and slash games. Trey plays a little more strategy types.

Q. From harDCore -> Is Kenny now officially dead? If so will he ever appear again?
A. Kenny is not now or will he ever be officially dead. When he appears again is up to him. And by him I mean Trey and I, so that means maybe even tonight. Or next week. I mean Wednesday night

Q. From KimmoA -> Will the South Park kids ever advance another year?
A. You mean 5th grade? Only if Mr. Garrison can move up too and be their teacher. I don't know maybe....

Q. From wallyosu -> How did Butters get his nickname?
Q. From Zakor -> Has Kenny got a little sister or what? Where did she come from?
A. Butters got his nickname after calling "little buddy" over and over for about 3 years. Eventually it kind of morphed into butters. Kenny's little sister is a mystery to me as well.

Q. From unknown -> Are there any plans for a Special Edition of BLU?
A. No plans right now. We have no deleted scenes, there is no docementary footage of a making of so the only thing it could be is a commentary track. To be perfectly truthful, both Trey and I hate doing commentary tracks. I don't know why.

Q. From Niels -> Any chance for an unhooded Kenny episode? And who would voice him, if not Mike Judge?
A. Well Mike's pretty good at doing voices himself so it would be a tough act to follow. Maybe a different person every week. Like a guest voice. Oprah one week, Will Ferrell the next. That'd be cool!!!!

Q. From Unknown -> Will we ever learn who really is Cartman's mother?
A. I haven't thought of that in awhile. That would be a good episode. Maybe its Oprah..... Or will Ferrall.....

Q. From superhippie20 -> Will Orgazmo ever visit south park?
A. Orgazmo just cam out on DVD btw! Finally! But no, I don't think so. Although the boys do have his poster. They are fans of his.

Q. From Homer -> Since Mr. Garrison is now a woman, will Mr. Slave ever return?
A. We were just talking about that. I don't think he's gone for good. He's too fucking funny. Oh Jesus!

Q. From Paul -> Do you and Trey watch a lot of anime?
A. Trey is a true nippophile (lover of things Japanese) so he sees a bit. But I wouldn't say he's a huge fan. Me, I don't watch many movies or TV at all. I'm kind on a wierd anti tvmovie kick lately. So not a ton.

Q. From Henbob -> What made you think of the Canadians having those funny head and everything is square? its brilliant! cheers
A. Well the idea came to us during a trip to Toronto. That's just the way they all look up there. btw, trey and I are going to toronto sometime this summer to promote Team America DVD release. Hopefully we won't get our asses kicked@!

Q. From benben -> In a shock twist, does Cartman have any Jewsian ancestry?
A. He kind of looks jewsian. And certainly acts that way. If he grows up and controls some major media outlets, then we'll have to start REALLY wondering.

Q. From unknown -> Any plans for DVDA? How about an album?
A. DVDA is simply on a long long extended, possibly permenant haitus. No plans as of now. We are 34 and 35 now. Playing stupid rocks songs starts to look more and more sad. No one likes an old rocker. Except Rachel Hunter I guess.

Q. From sps_user208 -> Hi, I'm British. To what extent has British comedy had an effect on the humour in South Park?
A. Totally. Trey and I are huge british comedy fans. I ONLY watch british tv shows. I love Steve Coogan, Chris Morris, Sacha Cohen.... Little Britain is amazing. ALso, Trey and I still watch MOnty Python from time to time. British comedy is just better. I don't know why

Q. From ellgasm7883 -> What kind of music do you like? hate?
A. I like all types (cliche but true) Lately I have been listening to a band called Iron and Wine. Its kind of mellow. Also, i listen to bad brains and Jay Z and chopin and I never go more then a week without the hammer of the gods.

Q. From {[zepp]} -> What's your opinion on piracy? If someone download Team America and really enjoys the movie, but not buying it afterwards, how do you feel about that?
A. I don't care about piracy for our stuff. I find it a fascinating thing to talk about, how the world is changing and all. But we're not like Lars over here. Its going to be interesting\ to see what happens over the next few years though.

Q. From JibFlank -> How much longer is the Kyle/Cartman feud gonna last? Its getting old, we wanna see the boys team together like in the old days!
A. You got it! Kyle and Cartman team up to.... We'll figure something out.

Q. From superhippie20 -> Why do alot of characters that do nothing have the name of Kevin?
A. Because Kevin is such a shitty, whitebread name. Apologies to all the Kevins out there. Not you.

Q. From unknown -> Do you guys really hate Hippies?
A. Trey does for sure. All hippies. I have a love/HATE relationship with them. I am definitely friends with some, but they definitely annoy me. Actually, the entire woodstock/60's thing bugs me. And all of San Franscisco too.

Q. From unknown -> The visual style of the show has changed a lot over the years; what do you think about these changes? Will they continue?
A. Yes it will continue. I love the fact the show keeps developing and getting better visually. We are working really hard so the show keeps fresh.

Q. From missycartman -> How do you relax after making a South Park episode?
A. Well, we only have Wed afternoon really. So no much time. BTW IMPORTANT!!! If you haven't heard, we are only doing 7 not 8 episodes this run. Sorry about that, but some scheduling bullshit is making it so we can only do 7 this run. But don't worry, we're back in the fall just as planned.

Q. From Aids -> So how did Wing come into your life?
A. A friend of ours recommended her website and we just started listeing and were just hooked. She is amazing. Her website traffic went up like 1000 times its normal traffic after the epsiode. We had to spread the love on that one.

Q. From PC -> Will Professor Chaos appear again? Will he ever be victorious?
A. I hope Professor Chaos will appear. I don't know if he will ever win though.

Q. From beben -> When you're writing an episode, do you work around the theme or let the funny stories find one?
A. It's always different. Sometimes we start with theme, but most of the time we start with a funny idea.... Like the boys mix up the chinese mafia and a hollywood talent agency... Or an afterschool special about a gay person but lets make it about a dog.... Or cartman gets a million dollars and buys an amusement park, but keeps it for himselfl. If you can come up with an idea that is intrinsically funny, then you can start talkling about the MO

Q. From colacentral -> Think we'll see more "That's my Bush"? do you think that, in the event of That's My Bush! being picked up for a second season, there would be any way to write another 8 shows worth of material?
A. I don't think That's My Bush is in our future. Of course there is tons of material both with pres bush and sitcom drivel.

Q. From sps_user208 -> Hey how is your collection of photographs of celebrities being farted on coming on? Got any new ones?
A. No new ones of that. But we tried to get one recently of Trey shitting on Jennifer Lopez. Camera screwed up....

Q. From |-EVIL-JOE-| -> Many of the older characters have been gone for a long time (Ned, Jimbo, Barbrady) why is the show mainly about the four boys now?
A. We just like the four boys the best. There are no rules.... But stories with the four boys seem to be our favorites. Anything can happen though.

Q. From BigWill -> How did you get hooked up with Les Claypool for the theme song and such?
A. I was the biggest primus fan in the world back in the day (1990) We just wrote them a letter asking them to do the theme song and enclosed the spirit of xmas. And they did it. Still a dream come true. Just talked to les yesterday. We're good friends and its been a great hookup!!!

Q. From Cochy -> Will we see more of the Goth kids? What do you think of Goths?
A. Yes! Goth kids are great! I don't really think of goths much, its just one of those things that I remember from high school. Actually, one time I fell for a goth girl in college. I was like "what the fuck, I'm falling for a goth chick!"

Q. From oddjeff -> What happened to the hidden visitors?
A. I think Eric got tired of doing it every week to tell u the truth..... Or maybe he just got WAY better at hiding them.

Q. From Thoraxcorp -> Why is it that in Die Hippie die, Butter's dad is named Steven, not Chris?
A. I think we just fucked up. That's pretty lame huh?

Q. From BigWill -> Radiohead on 501...was that a deal in which you and Trey were fans and wanted them, like with Robert Smith?
A. I'm a huge Radiohead fan and we got to talking with the guys in the band and they wanted to do a voice. I don't know if they were pysched on what the episode became with Scott Tenorman eating his parents. Great guys in that band. Really nice people. I know that sounds suck-up, but its true.

Q. From Kaileykorn -> Do you speak any other languages?
A. I speak ok travel spanish. Like I can get a beer and a hooker without a problem. But don't ask me to discuss politics in spanish.

Q. From Oyaji -> What do you think about South Park fanfiction? Especially the more adult variety?
A. Never read any fanfiction. Sorry. I guess I'm afraid it will be good.

Q. From Marion -> Do you think there is any better use for the internet than porn?
A. I love internet porn. No going out in public or embarrising envelopes....

Q. From Kila -> Do you hate Canadians as much as the movie seemed to indicate?
A. Don't hate canadians at all! The movie was satire. I think.

Q. From ABassCube -> Is Jesus ever going to come back in South Park?
A. Jesus might return. His second, or is it third coming...

Q. From Kaileykorn -> Who is your favorite South Park character?
A. My fav is the same as everyone. Cartman. He's perfect evil. I love him!! OKDOE!!! I gotta get back to work on tommorrows episode pretty soon! Thank you all for your questions and I hope you had a good time!!

Q. From Nall -> Thanks for stopping by, Matt. We appreciate you taking the time out of your busy schedule.
Q. From Link -> Thanks for your time Matt !
A. THANKS! I really had fun!

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