Sep 10 2007
BIN LADEN REBUTS CLAIM THAT HE IS “VIRTUALLY IMPOTENT”; CHALLENGES BUSH & CHENEY!
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“Mr. Cheney, on the other hand, was livid all day long.”
By Gary Corseri
9/10/07
Breaking News:
In an extraordinary turn of events, hard on the heels of his first video tape in three years, Osama bin Laden today released a new video in which he flatly denies the claim of Homeland Security Advisor Frances Fragos Townsend that he is “virtually impotent.”
Appearing in a gold tunic, and, for the first time, a non-traditional fedora, tilted cockily over his neatly trimmed eyebrows, bin Laden exuded confidence, but seemed a little tired.
“Last night,” he boasted, “I entered into blissful relations with seven beautiful virgins.” With a sly smile he added, “Allah be praised!”
