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Jackson to Obama: that’s mighty white of you

19 September 2007

Jackson criticizes Obama. (Emphasis mine)
Jackson sharply criticized presidential hopeful and Illinois Sen. Barack Obama for “acting like he’s white” in what Jackson said has been a tepid response to six black juveniles’ arrest on attempted-murder charges in Jena, La. Jackson, who also lives in Illinois, endorsed Obama in March, according to The Associated Press.
“If I […]

Thereby Gaining the Coveted South Florida Latin Communist Vote

28 August 2007

On the day New York’s junior senator picked up the endorsement of the 125,000-member United Transportation Union, another, much more fringe-esque member of the political proletariat, offered not only his helpful endorsement but his thoughts on a running-mate:
Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro is tipping Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to team up and win […]

Bi-Partisan

28 August 2007

A mighty (wide) stance.
Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) was trolling for more than contributors in a Minneapolis airport bathroom earlier this summer when Idaho’s senior senator was arrested for conduct more on the level of George Michael than George Bush:
Roll Call, a Capitol Hill newspaper, which first reported the case, said on its Web site Monday […]

Congress to Investigate Low Poll Numbers

22 August 2007

In case anyone wondered why Congress is polling lower than a midget stripper comes today’s Hotline:
“Maybe it’s even more important than legislation.”
– House Oversight Chair Henry Waxman (D-CA), on Congress’ investigative powers, AP, 8/22

Read his pixels - no new taxes!

8 August 2007

Somehow, Derek Brigham always manages to bring clarity to contentious public policy issues with his superb graphics. Derek’s most recent offering perfectly encapsulates the Left’s attempt to appropriate your money using the death of innocents.

Nostradumbass

4 August 2007

Apparently, foresight is 20-20.
A lot of lessons will likely be learned in the wake of the 35W bridge collapse - engineers will reexamine the deficiencies of bridges built in the same era who lack structural redundancies; state and federal officials will re-think the manner of oversight of transportation departments; probably the entire system of categorizing […]

Meet President Obama’s Secretary of State

3 August 2007

Here. 

That’s One Small Drink for Man…

27 July 2007

…one giant embarassment to NASA.
America’s space agency was shaken Thursday by two startling and unrelated reports: One involved claims that astronauts were drunk before flying. The other was news from NASA itself that a worker had sabotaged a computer set for delivery to the international space station…
Aviation Week & Space Technology reported on its Web […]

Miller Five-0

25 July 2007

What is it about Gary Millers that they can’t keep out of trouble?:
Granted, it is summer, when dress codes tend to get a little looser in the face of Washington’s starched-shirt- wilting heat. But a slipper-clad Rep. Gary Miller (R-Calif.) apparently took the summer casual look a little too far and he got a dressing […]

Endangered Species

15 June 2007

America’s kids are starting to look like little Marlon Brando’s with an ultimate pass at a buffet line.  From eating too many unhealthy items to (especially) getting far too little exercise, American children are getting bigger - so why is it no surprise that the share of responsibility their parent’s are taking for the situtation […]

I am your intellectual superior

13 June 2007

I don’t like Senator Lindsey Graham. It’s probably because I get the feeling that he doesn’t have a single independent thought in his head. Has anyone done a search to see if there has been one time where he and John McCain voted differently on a position? To me, he just seems […]

E Pluribus Idiots

4 June 2007

Depending where you are on the political divide, the state of Vermont, which gave the U.S. Ben & Jerry’s, Howard Dean, and graphic novelist Frank Miller, may either seem like America’s East Coast version of the Heartland or Europe’s cultural toehold on the continent.  Such debate (if there really is one) would get put to rest if some Vermonters have their way […]

The Lady Doth Protest Too Much

29 May 2007

The circle is complete.  For the moment. 
From grieving mother, to anti-war activist, to Israeli-inspired conspiracy theorist, to greater anti-American ally for the far-left (Hugo Chavez) and the far-right (David Duke), to potential 2006 U.S. Senate candidate and general provocateur, Cindy Sheehan has hung up her protest hat to try and return to her pre-2005 anonymity:
In what she described as a “resignation […]

Schadenfreude AG style

2 May 2007

Two Fridays ago I had an appointment to meet a local radio personality for lunch at a notable St. Paul cafe where members of the ruling class go to see and be seen.
So it wasn’t a complete surprise when I came face-to-face with Attorney General SwansonHatch.  The run-on is deliberate as the two seemed to function as one symbiotic-finish-each-others-sentences unit as I followed […]

Charles: ‘Warming’ like WWII

1 May 2007

Prince Charles has never been the sharpest knife in the drawer, but his likening of combating ‘climate change’ to the struggle against Nazi aggression displays a broken moral compass only someone sequestered from reality since birth could exhibit.
Silly twit.
Then again, both global warming alarmists and the German National Socialist regime featured leaders haunted by insecurities and willing to use the […]

Article 1, Section 1

1 May 2007

Is it just me or am I the only one who has never heard of the Speaker and Senate Majority Leader “signing a bill”?
Democrats sign Iraq funding bill
I thought in our system of government the President decides to sign or veto bills. The congress votes on bills as an assembly of the people.
This business […]

Resign Now

27 April 2007

So says Barry Casselman about Senator Reid.
Mr. Reid should resign immediately as majority leader of the Senate. As Mr. Broder has pointed out, there is no way to perceive his comments in a constructive or justifiable way, nor is there the slightest evidence that he will not continue to make blunder after blunder. He just […]

Dobson Jumps the Shark

29 March 2007

Again.
As this post at Race 4 2008 summarizes, condemnation of James Dobson for his comments about Senator Fred Thompson is legion across the conservative blogosphere — and with good reason.  A quick read of most Dobson’s critics come from the perspective that Dobson has no right judging who is a Christian and who is not.
While […]

Drawing a Blanco

20 March 2007

Katrina claims another victim but at least this one had it coming:
BATON ROUGE, La. - Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco, whose popularity plummeted after two hurricanes devastated Louisiana during her term, announced Tuesday that she will not seek re-election….
Blanco was seen as so politically weakened by hurricanes Katrina and Rita that Democratic powerbrokers questioned behind the […]

The REAL McCain

22 February 2007

I’m woefully inept when it comes to posting YouTube stuff (and I don’t pay Jerry enough) so you’ll have to go here to find out about “The Real John McCain”.
Keep in mind that was even before he said this. 
Lenny Bruce might not be afraid, but I’m scared sh*tless this guy could be my party’s nominee. 


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