It's a product of mythical proportions. They're not saying the iPhone will ... bring world peace, but that it will do everything else. It's impossible to live up to these expectations.
Roger Entner, of market-research firm IAG. Apple's new cell phone debuts June 29.
New York Yankee Jason Giambi, on agreeing to cooperate with a steroid investigation
Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani, on a Hillary Clinton campaign commercial that parodies the final scene of "The Sopranos"
Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman Mark Regev, on insurgent conflicts occurring in the Gaza Strip. Israel, among other nations, has scheduled a mediation summit in Egypt.
Today's Cartoon
I'm claustrophobic and my cell is really small. I was going a little crazy ... but I'm getting used to it.
Paris Hilton, from prison
White House Deputy Press Secretary Dana Perino, on a jail that will be built in Afghanistan to hold some of the prisoners currently at Guantánamo Bay
Athens, Ala., Mayor Dan Williams, as he awaited President George W. Bush. It was the first known time a sitting president has visited the town.
Jeff Zack, of the International Association of Firefighters, after presidential candidates came to mourn the loss of nine South Carolina firefighters killed in a blaze
Mark Crispin Miller, a media critic, on the networks' decision not to accept a Trojan advertisement encouraging condom use
White House Deputy Press Secretary Dana Perino, on a jail that will be built in Afghanistan to hold some of the prisoners currently at Guantánamo Bay
