Duke Nukem Forever - Alert the Internets! New pic!

58 comments by Kayka on 06.19.2007

They really mean business this time. Yesterday a new and crappy scan of Duke Nukem Forever appeared on the 3D Realms forums. The image shows a dark room filled with stuff that can't be expressed properly by a non-hardcore fan like me. After various scan and photoshop jobs however, the first better quality images were uploaded and ... I still can't make out what the hell is going on. Maybe this is a Chinese myth dragon or something, I don't know. Hopefully a high resolution picture will be released soon.

[Via 3D Realms]

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Justice Ranked Rock your Body's Destructoid Blog

Justice Ranked Rock your Body
(# 0) on 06/19/2007 12:45

My gosh kayka it's been years!

dyslixec
(# 1) on 06/19/2007 12:46

the world will explode in 5 minutes, have a great day!

Justice Ranked Rock your Body
(# 2) on 06/19/2007 12:46

I meant about your posts and the game
When I just realised you posted something a few days ago
Anyway
These tiny resolution and grainy pics get so old so fast

BlindsideDork
(# 3) on 06/19/2007 12:48

a spikey thing going thru someone?

Tempus
(# 4) on 06/19/2007 12:48

3DRealms have lost it. That's a magazine scan, don't they know we have digital media these days?

tazarthayoot
(# 5) on 06/19/2007 12:51

Holy crap Kayka sighting! Where were you guys, were you guys trapped in a crackden? Was it good crack!?

demonelite
(# 6) on 06/19/2007 12:53

So what will come out first, Metal Gear Solid 4 on the 360 or Duke Nukem Forever?

Snaileb
(# 7) on 06/19/2007 12:53

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

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electro lemon Ranked Boomshakalaka
(# 8) on 06/19/2007 12:54

Silly Kayka, thats the new Duke! He's revamped to be so subtle that he's gone all Solid Snake.

electro lemon Ranked Boomshakalaka
(# 9) on 06/19/2007 12:55

demonelite: WUT? MGS4 is nevar come to 360, lior

DeusPayne
(# 10) on 06/19/2007 12:56

hahahahahahahahahahaha. i love how the last few bits of info have been nothing more than small pictures, and low quality scans.

Oni
(# 11) on 06/19/2007 12:57

*yawn*

Snaileb
(# 12) on 06/19/2007 13:05

Internet matlocks, where is your God now?!

Tempus
(# 13) on 06/19/2007 13:07

Rumour has it this game is in development for the now defunct Ngage.

Tron Knotts
(# 14) on 06/19/2007 13:09

What will come out first, this or the new Guns N' Roses album?

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Rockvillian Ranked DonkeyPunch
(# 15) on 06/19/2007 13:10

It's an electro dragon, balls deep in an astropop!

relik
(# 16) on 06/19/2007 13:14

Things that have happened since DNF was announced

always makes me chuckle

Leroy
(# 17) on 06/19/2007 13:19

*lol* Excellent list. Bookmarked. ^^

AngelsDontBurn
(# 18) on 06/19/2007 13:20

Tenticle porn?

KilgoreTrout XL
(# 19) on 06/19/2007 13:24

That's obviously a giant reptile phallus with a patriotically-colored tattoo ejaculating an electric california redwood into the ceiling of a an underground parking garage.

Jesus. Are all you people blind or something?

Azure
(# 20) on 06/19/2007 13:24

First thing I saw was a resonance cascade, personally.

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Mxyzptlk Ranked 2nd now
(# 21) on 06/19/2007 13:25

Oh snap, that totally is a Quake killer right there!

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RICHARD BLOCKER Ranked Sire
(# 22) on 06/19/2007 13:38

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....... Satan's phalus.

UNDERSTAR
(# 23) on 06/19/2007 13:39

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!! *blow myself up*

AngelsDontBurn
(# 24) on 06/19/2007 13:55

Haha, Azure! Honestly, that's what I saw at first too.

dvddesign
(# 25) on 06/19/2007 13:59

I'm serving 3D Realms with a C&D.

I never authorized those photos of me being e-stim'd in the junk with a astropop.

Snaileb
(# 26) on 06/19/2007 14:02

What was that big announcment that you said you'd..uh..announce last week? Did I miss it? What is it? Free kicks to the face?

Snaileb
(# 27) on 06/19/2007 14:03

^ To DVD

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JonDarkwood Ranked 2legit2quit
(# 28) on 06/19/2007 14:06

Anyone who ever really cared about the Duke Nukem series probably gave up on it a long time ago for good reason.

mono
(# 29) on 06/19/2007 14:12

Bungie spends time and money putting together an intricate ARG to promote their game.

3D Realms releases production still from Howard the Duck.

Fronz
(# 30) on 06/19/2007 14:17

Hahaha, awesome list

Boris Lugosi
(# 31) on 06/19/2007 14:27

April 27th was the 10th anniversary of Duke Nukem's announcement. I declared it Duke Nukem Forever Day

Brandon2520
(# 32) on 06/19/2007 14:38

When are people going to figure things out, Duke Nukem Forever is the BIGGEST and most elaborate april fools joke ever.

bobthecat23
(# 33) on 06/19/2007 15:01

LOL at the list

Rockvillian Ranked DonkeyPunch
(# 34) on 06/19/2007 15:13

LOL at the fake/april fools comments. Guys, this is the real deal here.

Where's an ice cream man when I need one? And did you know that Astropops are also called Freedom Pops in more.... rural areas?

some_dude
(# 35) on 06/19/2007 15:20

More like Duke Nukem For-Never, Amirite?

But really what is that? A cellphone pic of a giant nostril hair being jammed in an electrical outlet?

JonDarkwood Ranked 2legit2quit
(# 36) on 06/19/2007 15:28

yeah ok darn you convinced me how could I have ever doubted 3dRealms LOL

SuperDave
(# 37) on 06/19/2007 15:38

Damn, way to silence the naysayers 3D Realms, you go. I wonder how long they'll keep the joke running?

JonDarkwood Ranked 2legit2quit
(# 38) on 06/19/2007 16:12

Hey, this could turn out to be an effective marketing technique for them. Every time they start working on a different game, they should invent some BS about the next Duke Nukem to get gamers to flock to their site.

WillyFourEyes
(# 39) on 06/19/2007 17:28

I get all of my DNF-related snapshot news from Shacknews. Damned if I'm giving 3DRealms any ad clicks.

Kaikara
(# 40) on 06/19/2007 17:45

Gawd I remember being in awe at the first ever DNF videos way back in 1996. When Duke was blasting the pig cops from the back of a truck in some sort of highway chas it looked better than sliced bread. It's sad really that the sequel to a game I adored as a kid, and looked forward to so much a decade ago has just never been released. And in a way I don't want it to be, it will always remain in my heart the badass scenes of Duke blasting pig cops from the back of a truck.......

Ndizi
(# 41) on 06/19/2007 18:06

after all this years I'm still hyped. This year feels especially good. We mgiht even get a date!

Teta
(# 42) on 06/19/2007 18:08

Duke Nukem Forever
With more pigs, stippers and magazine scans.

Platform: Pc, Xbox 360, BS3 and N64.

Dexter345
(# 43) on 06/19/2007 18:10

We can post scans from Game Informer now? Two days ago that wasn't the case.

mrsamuel
(# 44) on 06/20/2007 03:58

Wow.

Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.

All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.

mrsamuel
(# 45) on 06/20/2007 03:58

Brandwag
(# 46) on 06/20/2007 05:34

Correction, Duke Nukem (will take) Forever

ken
(# 47) on 06/20/2007 08:57

It's a close-up of one of the Duke's dingleberrys.....

thekilljoy
(# 48) on 06/20/2007 13:10

why do i have this strange feeling like i'm looking at a game built on the same engine Prey was?

....i swear i see the gravpads in the mid-left of the image.

cathy1
(# 49) on 06/20/2007 13:48

Doom & Duke Nukem is my all time favorite games.

Cathy
http://www.spaml.com

jdwpom
(# 50) on 06/20/2007 19:46

Has anyone noticed that the initials for Duke Nukem Forever are DNF - as in 'Did Not Finish'?

Katana
(# 51) on 06/20/2007 21:41

I think this game would be a lot more of a blockbuster upon a release if it wasn't as comedic a series. IE, Quake, Half-Life, or Indigo Prophecy would turn heads to make a sequel after so long. I mean, compare these reactions...
"Oh my god.....that.....that teaser was just...beautiful. It was awesome when that guy just turned and said 'War. War never changes.
I NEVER thought they would come out with this, but this is just...AWESOME!!! I love you, Game Company!"
vs
"DUKE! F**K YEAH! DIG DA CHICKS!"

jwoo22
(# 52) on 06/21/2007 00:21

Seriously though, is that screenshot a joke? Is this all a joke?

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