by Ted Casablanca
With contributor Cristina GibsonOct 19, 2007
Stinky 'n' Finky!
Oh, hons, we sure do have one über-embarrassing (and quite smelly) Blind Vice! Plus, we check in on couples new and old at the Sidekick soiree—since when did Shia LaBeouf become such a friggin' skirt chaser? Oh, and Arnold may be moving, hoo-ray!
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Textually active celebs such as Carmen Electra and Jeremy Piven hit the Sidekick LX Launch Wednesday night. Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker worked the pink carpet, hand in hand (rather Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols-esque, too divine!) and told us they’ve both dumped someone—presumably each other—via text messaging.“We broke up, like, every other day on text!” they both laughed in unison, after we inquired if they’d ever done the dirty deed by pushing buttons, both emotional and otherwise. But Shanna’s now insisting their love life is solid. “I married him for life,” she swore. (Um, is this is the same gal who threw herself a divorce party in Vegas talking?) “I’m not letting him go anywhere!”
S is, however, more than happy to let her former Hyde smackdown partner, Paris Hilton, head out of the country. “I don’t think about her very much,” Shanna said, when we asked for her thoughts on Paris’ purported trip to Rwanda. “She also said she wanted to have children, too, and that’s pretty frightening as well.”
Look who’s dissing.
Inside the shindig, held at a Griffith Park country club, a camera-shy and scruffy Spielberg darling Shia LaBeouf was hitting on every honey in sight—with little success, oddly enough. First, he chatted up two blond babes and tried to convince them he had ESP. His bizarre behavior continued when he suddenly grabbed Andrea Bowen’s bare leg. “I thought you had something on your leg,” he offered, lamely, when she whirled around to see who had copped a feel.
Andrea didn’t look too impressed with Shia’s salaciously loopy business. “I know you!” he explained (even more lamely), before running off to find some other fresh femme clay to man-mold, presumably. Why so desperate, Shi? Could his skirt-chasing antics have anything to do with the reports that his honey Rihanna was making out with Josh Hartnett in New York?
We doubt it. Come on, since when is Josh H cutie competition?
Desperate to get her drink on was Jenna Jameson, who arrived with designer Richie Rich and some g-friends. “Whatever’s the strongest!” she was overheard telling the bartender, who asked which Malibu rum cocktail she preferred. Someone needs to tell this skinny chick she needs to eat, not drink, her calories. Who does she think she is, the new Nicole?
Kanye West took the stage at 11:30, an hour later than he was supposed to go on, but everybody knows this political screamer’s such the diva, and that’s just one reason why we heart him so. Besides, T-Mobile musta paid the rappin’ dude big bucks, because he tore up hit after friggin’ hit for the packed house. Wilmer Valderrama and Laura Prepon shared a table front and center and looked suspiciously cozy during Kanye’s entire gig. The two That '70s Show stars were über-touchy-feely throughout the night and had fellow partyers wondering if the former castmates are more than just amigos. Kissing costars, perhaps?
Or just lonely hearts hangin’ tight?
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