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Johnny's Sex Adventures Part
1 & 2
(Bulma Produktions/Master Creating)
"Johnny be Good... Really Really Good!"
For months you've
been trying his luck with a girl named Sandra, but you always seem to strike
out when it looks like you has a chance. It seems that she never really
cares about you! But just as things look like they're in the dumps, you
receive mail from your friend Mary. She and a bunch of her friends are
inviting you for a week-long stay at her house.
Hoping to cheer yourself
up, you hop on your 70's car and drive over to Mary's. It's at this fascanating
house that you'll discover that you're made up of a little more charisma
than you thought. It seems that none of the girls in Mary's house can keep
their hands off you! Yep, Johnny Abbott, you really got yourself in a bind
The use of animation and visual effects to stimulate the senses
|First of all, let me this in caps so that
everybody who needs to see this sees this: YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS
OF AGE TO PLAY THIS GAME. There, now that that's on the table, let me tell
you a little about the graphics in Johnny's Sex Adventures.
A lot of the graphics used in this Bulma
Produktions/Master Creating game consist of photographs of women either
donated by friends or downloaded from the Internet's free domain. These
images are in as good a quality as the 320*200 resolution can provide,
and they're all well-chosen and in good taste.
While you're walking around the rooms,
the graphics shift from photographs to elaborately drawn 3-D models. Some
of the rooms in Johnny's Sex Adventures look a little rushed and under-detailed,
but other of the rooms look really nice (like the kitchen shown above).
Sometimes, some of the rooms are also pre-scanned images. One example is
when Johnny Abbott is walking down the beach. Overall, there's a good balance
the two and nothing clashes. The game could have used some animation in
The smooth blend of atmospheric sounds and original harmonies
||Don't expect any bumping and grinding
for your ears in this adventure; Johnny's Sex Adventures does not come
with sound or music support.
|Gameplay (n.)The precision of control
and involvement of character within its universe
|Gameplay in Johnny's Sex Adventures is
mouse-oriented, and somewhat adjusts according to the situation that Johnny
Abbott finds himself in. If you're alone, you're free to touch all the
objects in any room you find. You'll have a choice of either manipulating,
observing, opening, or a certain other number of actions on objects. This
comes in handy when you have to search for a key or locate a hidden room.
Whenever Johnny meets up with a girl, the
gameplay changes. You have to pay attention as the girl tells you what
she has to say, and then you're allowed to respond by clicking on one of
the available answers. The idea is to try to charm the girl into you making
love to her. If you get that far, you get to use the mouse to click on
the girl's body as if to symbolize the human touch. This too, requires
some skill, since you have to time where and how rapidly you should click
the button to get the girl aroused.
Throughout Johnny's Sex Adventures, you'll
get passwords if you get far enough into the game. You can use these passwords
to return to replay certain parts of the game if you choose. You also get
a password at the end of Johnny's Sex Adventures Part One that you have
to use to start playing Johnny's Sex Adventures Part Two. So when you go
to the Bulma Produktions/Master Creating page, makes sure you download
both zips and play them in the right order.
The creativity and presentation of the game's critical plot
|First of all, the story score here gets
a brownie point for being a text-heavy game written in both English and
Spanish. Despite the translation between the two versions, Johnny's Sex
Adventures retain the personality of all the women in the story. Since
there is that variation in character, you'll probably be quick to find
a favorite among all the women you try to woo. Be careful, though; a quick
tongue is necessary, but more important is reading the text the game offers
as it gives it to you. Don't expect to click through this adventure without
at least reading what the characters have to say. Just like in real life,
if you don't pay attention to what women think and want, you won't get
The story to Johnny's Sex Adventures is
surprisingly long and involved. There's a lot of character interaction,
and perhaps the strangest thing about this adult game is the fact that
characters re-appear every now and then. You don't just have sex with a
person and never see them again. In fact, all the characters in Mary's
House seem to mingle every now and then and share stories about you. So
you have to make sure you're nice to everyone whether you see them or you
|Replay Value (n.)
The timelessness of the gamer's delight, such that the experience
can be repeated again and again
|Average. The control and gameplay is pretty
good. However, the password system's a little quaint for this age of PC
technology, when save files can easily be made and people often have the
option of saving at any point of a puzzle/adventure game. Johnny's Sex
Adventures doesn't share this luxury, but at least the passwords allow
you to start at a few key points of the game instead of all the way in
To strike the mental nerve in such a way as to stimulate human thought
|How appropriate. Just like in real life,
the biggest challenge in the game is probably learning how to pleasure
a girl. Prepare to break your mouse as you have to click rapidly on the
girl's various erogenous zones. Depending on which girl in the game you're
dealing with, you may have to cuddle as many as four times in a row! Not
exactly easy if you don't know when or where to touch a woman.
But another challenge element in Johnny's
Sex Adventures is the equally confusing enigma of smooth talking. Oftentimes
one of the women Johnny meets in the game will ask a question, and you
have to choose from one of three responses. This gets more difficult as
the game progresses and the women become increasingly difficult to understand.
|Fun Factor (n.)
The overall entertainment value as maintained throughout the adventure
|In adult adventure games, developers only
have a few ways of making the game fun for it's intended audience. One
way is by filling the game with a series of perplexing adventure-type puzzles,
which Johnny's Sex Adventures does do to a degree. But another way to make
an adult game fun (when done correctly) is to pack the game with tons and
tons of pretty women. This is the route Johnny's Sex Adventures seems to
go toward. As soon as Johnny jumps out of one bed, he travels around a
bit and he's straight onto another. He really is a player!
You also have to hand it to Bulma Produktions
for their taste in women. I'm not just talking about the graphics here.
It's clear that Clarita found some of the loveliest pictures available
on the Internet for her game. Moreover, there's a reminder to us from this
game that women can have just as much interest in sex as you do, and that
there's no shame in it. Too often, adult games try to blanket themselves
with humor or other distractions to keep the game from seeming too kinky
or discriminating. Johnny's Sex Adventures is neither of these things,
but the game still goes straight to the point and keeps some variation
If you're into adult games this one will
make you very, very happy. I dare say that's it a lot more fun than the
commercial adult games out there, simply because there's a lot more personality
in it than other games. There are also more alluring people in this ensemble
of characters than you would find in most adult games, based both on looks
and personality. I don't care how much of a playboy you are in real life;
there's no way you could be as lucky as Johnny Abbott. If you at least
want to know how it's like to be the magnet that he is and you're at least
18 years of age, then you should this game a try.
Johnny's Sex Adventures Part 1 &
2 Reviewed by Vance Velez
||To solve: 3-5 hours Final Rating: 19/35
To download this game, click here.
run Johnny's Sex Adventures, you must have any version of Microsoft QuickBasic,
in the same directory as where Johnny's Sex Adventures is installed.
play the appropriate part of Johnny's Sex Adventures, run "JOHNNY21.EXE"
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