Gridskipper

This is everything a guy could want in a strip club. There are strippers aplenty, and they almost all look hot enough to "act" on low rent reality shows. Sadly, that's actually saying something! But be warned, the… main room is so small that you run the risk of rubbing knees with your fellow man during lap dances. [link]

When you board the bus to Sin City that stops outside of Yankee Stadium, you'll quickly realize that you're on your way to a gentlemen's club where the featured aromas are latex and bodily fluids. As you arrive,… you'll even more quickly realize that you're in the Bronx when the massive bouncers frisk and whisk you through a metal detector. Inside, a miniscule staff of below average looking ladies "works" the showroom. [link]

One of the most well-known strip joint in New York, but the notoriety has more to do with their almost ubiquitous taxi-top advertising than anything else. This Midtown topless lounge is a tiny tourist trap packed… with questionable wares. [link]

New York, NY 10036]The "Tycoon Restaurant" inside Cheetah's actually serves good sushi; the chef supposedly comes straight from one of the Blue Ribbon restaurants. The Blue Ribbon menu may have more variety than… Cheetah's, but here can you slurp your sashimi off a naked body. [link]

The strip club of choice for high rollers noted for their taste in loose women, like Howard Stern and George Clooney. Scandals over alleged customer bilking and mistreatment of staff have done little to tarnish… Scores' image as the premiere place to see the most beautiful and accommodating strippers in the city. As you likely guessed, there's also a Scores West Side. [link]

Far from the spotlight in Manhattan, Gallagher's is the best spot to catch the stars of your favorite adult DVDs. It's also reputably the best place to see nothing but girls who look like they could be porn stars.… [link]

Wall Streeters fuel most of the stripping action in the rest of the five boroughs, so it's bizarre that this lounge in the center of the Financial District is as bad as it is. Rather than hedge fundies foaming at… the mouth (and often crotch) in secret VIP rooms, you'll see a few bored dancers on a stage behind the bar in front of customers bewildered at having found a topless bar where no touching whatsoever is allowed. Supposedly there are cool parties on the upstairs floors, but who wants drinks and music when there are breasts being plopped on heads in Midtown? [link]