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Old 11-29-2007, 06:15 AM   #1
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Exclamation Today.

I'm gonna go straight to the point. Today was fucking fucking bullshit. No exaggeration, no holds barred, no extras added but total prime cut 100%, sliced directly from the bone bullshit. Read on.

The day began with my waking up for Uni. I was tired, and my original thought was 'fuck today'. The early hours of the morning before bed had already given me cause for concern; My Ultimate Fighter stream had died on me, and I couldn't find my beloved Dreamcast. This was just the start.

I got up 10 minutes late having decided I'm not paying three grand a year to lie in bed all day. When I woke I was..

~ Tired.
~ Hungry.
~ Freezing.

I can deal with being tired, but some PRICK had finished all of the milk, so I couldn't even get breakfast. The central heating was also somewhat lacklustre. Being late, I had no time to do my hair, no time to find something else to eat, and no time to take in what the fuck had been happening all day.

~ I looked like shit.
~ I felt like shit.
~ I was hunry.
~ I was in a rush.

Midly pissed off, I made my way to the train station. I got my headphones out to listen to some Frisco, and guess what..I TOOK MY HEADPHONES BUT DIDN'T PICK UP MY FUCKING IPOD. No music. I contemplated going home straight away, but that three grand is a lot. Anyone that knows me will realise how much of a motivation music is for me to make the journey to Uni on a daily basis. Basically, me not having my iPod is fucking unheard of. I proceeded regardless.

The train journey gets it's own fucking subheadings.

~ They charged me double for the ticket.
~ The seat I sat in was next to a toilet that some obese guy had just taken a shit in. I smelt it all until I was so immune to it that I figured I must have smelt like shit myself.
~ It was busy as fuck, freezing cold and my seat was squeeking.



I knew today was going to be rant-worthy at this stage, but I toiled towards my destination regardless. The next set of bullshit happened when I decided to get my self a Coke to quench my anger-feuled thirst. I opened the bottle and it FIZZED ALL OVER MY FRESHLY CLEAN JEANS AND MY SOMEWHAT EXPENSIVE BLACK LEATHER COAT. IT LOOKED LIKE I HAD PISSED MYSELF. I was fuming. This was breaking point.

At this stage I decided I was going to fuck Uni off and go straight home on the next train. I could handle the bullshit no longer, and had already tapped out in my mind. I thought I was free. I thought today was gods way of telling me that I should have gone with my original instinct. Wrong.

The next train journey was almost as much bullshit as the first. I got first class seats, which was nice, but I had to listen to a fucking SPOON SALESMAN. Yeah, you read right, a SPOON SALESMEN. ALL THE WAY HOME. I HEARD EVERYTHING. I couldn't believe my ears. I couldn't believe my eyes. 20 minutes. Nothing but spoons.



Off the train on the way home I was visibly annoyed. I got a few strange looks from people who noticed my coke stained jeans, and I was ready then to charge in, lock in a Muiy-Thai clinch and Knee them into oblivion. I almost tripped up in public too, which is up there with the worst. I'm actually suprised I made it home. I haven't even read the rest of the forum yet. I went straight to rants. I never do that.

~ Still hungry.
~ Very tired.
~ $12 wasted.
~ Look like I've pissed myself.
~ Probably smell like shit.
~ Missed University.
~ Still can't find my Dreamcast.
~ Too angry to sleep.

But shit, I'm home now. I'm safe. I don't plan on leaving the room today in fear that I'll trip over a cable and break my legs, or have an anvil drop on my head when I go to take a piss. I'm gonna venture out to the bakery shortly to get some food, no doubt I'll get hit by a bus, car and train at the same time, and find out someone took a shit in my Sandwich for a 'laugh'.

Fucking bullshit.
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Old 11-29-2007, 06:28 AM   #2
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I'll have to edit my awards. Fuck mayonnaise.

Pretty awesome rant. I shake my head at you forgetting to use this gif though:

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Old 11-29-2007, 06:29 AM   #3
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It went beyond that.
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Old 11-29-2007, 06:41 AM   #4
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Today > Mayonnaise, this is definitely rant of the year now.
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:42 AM   #5
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Tbh, I'm really pissed at how certain things have been going in my life atm. This time of the year always fucking sucks anyway, got to gut it out.

You have no idea how many times in recent days I've felt like kicking somebody's head off.
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:59 AM   #6
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I know exactly what you mean Pac.

Brilliant rant Isaac, although I'm sorry it had to be at your expense. I guess they're right when they say when you have a shitty day, you really have a shitty day.

Hopefully the rest of it improves for you.
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:01 AM   #7
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I always think positive though. When you get knocked down, you get back up and never give up. Always.
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:04 AM   #8
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I think tomorow will be fine.
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:18 AM   #9
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Sticky this rant so people learn the proper way to do it, imo.

The only thing better than this rant is the Paulie gif, quite frankly.

Crap day though.
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