poop journal - entry one

blowout. this is the result of one bacon egg and cheese biscuit, a slice of cheese pizza, some kind of penne pasta thing, 7 budweisers, an ativan, and about a pack of cigarettes. it looks like bohr's representation of the helium atom. the nucleus is obscured by the electron cloud with the two floating bits being the electrons. there's also some pee in there.

A response to the last posts comments section

First of all, if you do not like what i'm about don't read this blog or buy our records or come see us play. If you think we are overhyped and shitty then find another band that strikes your fancy and go hang around their blog. I am not trying to shock anyone. To those who recognized it, yeah, Dennis Cooper is a huge influence on me since I was about 15. I highly recommend his blog (denniscooper-theweaklings.blogspot.com). No onto something more serious... Don't even think about pulling this child pornography shit with me. I have not used a single image that did not come from a legitimate site that keeps age records. Child Pornography is fucked up, and as someone who was sexually abused since I was seven, I take it pretty seriously. I don't need thought police on here. You can eat the shit you'll be seeing photos and journal entries about in the next day. I can't help it that some of you think I am sick or fucked up or twisted. My job is to express myself how I best know how. Usually a mixture of sadness and humor. I was really writing about lonliness. I don't feel like I need to defend the fact that I am fucked up because I was fucked with and sexually abused at a VERY young age. At this point in my life I am a 25 year old virgin with a body image that decreases exponentially everytime some dipshit with a blog takes a jab at how ugly I look. I don't blame myself for my adolescent fantasies because I am still an adolescent, looking for someone to connect to, I guess. Sorry to get all serious but I don't need this shit from cunts that come here expecting "Shock and Awe". That's not what we are about. We are about honesty. Everyone shits. Honestly. And everyone has fucked up things they hide. I show mine with a sense of humor.

P.S. More tomorrow on tonights fun and awesome show at the Bowery
P.P.S. Adam Forkner. I love you but don't see you sexually in any way, And I view honey like a big sister. There were some cute boys at that dance party, however.

I have composed a haiku about Lockett's poops.

Unable to sleep in this humid, dank, unairconditioned prison, I am left to reflect on the forthcoming poop journal:

developed from silk
delicate brown orchids float
like aquatic blossoms

bradford james cox, days inn, charlottesville va, 6:49 a.m.

We Are Seriously Going To Have A Poop Journal On Here

Lockett is going to keep a poop journal in which he will photograph his poops and provide notes as to what he injested that day in terms of beer, food, cigs, pills, etc. This should be interesting and scientific. Please don't think of Lockett as the "poop kid" or think of him pooping when you see him. Everyone poops. He is just blogging about his poops. Which is cool.

"once we have the poop journal our blog will be superior to any other bands"

bradford asked me to add some things to the deerhunter blog.
im kristin klein, and i am deerhunter's tour manager.

these are snippets of the conversations in the hotel room right now:
(it is 1:11 am after the clock cleaner show in college town virginia)

are you going to pern the tv on? thats right, i said pern. fuck you. no way. i cannot believe the airconditioner is broken. i like when he laughs, no i kinda feel the cool air. one names mack, one named trina, together make you feel the macarina whatcha mean-a. "blog about blogging and little wayne", "but everyone blogs about lil wayne". "type something in korean, just use a korean font". i cant wait to get up on the meat lovers, i wish i could still cum, then i could have a cum journal to go with the poop journal. i could have a period journal, i love al pacino! i really think hes super fucking awesome. i wish josh had a sister in every city.

everyone in the band, and then, i guess me are going to post every night after each show. i think im gonna stick to the eavesdrop theme. maybe tomorrow ill talk about my failed attempts at romance.

the people in clockcleaner are seriously awesome. they have the best bad attitudes ever.

ive been awake for a very long time, sweet internet, and unfortunatly im not a very interesting person. at least via the internet. im really fun in person, maybe one day ill meet you! for now though its bed time.

xxkristin

Geekout

Things we use a lot.

Tour Dates (First Show Tonight in Charlottesville)

7.09.07 Satellite Ballroom w/ Clockcleaner
7.10.07 Starlite Ballroom w/ Man Man
7.11.07 Bowery Ballroom w/ Ex Models, Blues Control
7.12.07 ICA w/ Keith Fullerton Whitman
7.15.07 Pitchfork Music Festival @ Union Park w/ New Pornographers, Stephen Malkmus, and many more!
7.16.07 Grog Shop w/ The Ponys, Jay Reatard
7.17.07 Magic Stick w/ The Ponys, Jay Reatard
7.18.07 Lee's Palace w/ The Ponys, Jay Reatard
7.19.07 Lambi w/ The Ponys, Jay Reatard
7.20.07 AS220 w/ Mixel Pixel, Triangle Forest
7.21.07 Ottobar w/ Battles, Singer (ex-U.S Maple)
7.26.07 Caledonia Lounge
9.27.07 Drunken Unicorn w/ No Age
9.28.07 Mercy Lounge w/ No Age

Hope to see you guys out at some of these shows. Come up and talk with us. If you think I look so emaciated that I might be dying please feel free to donate to the "Feed Bradford" donation jar at the merch table. I *promise* scout's honor not to spend the money on heroin. It will all go straight to McDonalds. If you donate over five dollars you will also be eligible to blog about my physical appearance. You can say whatever you want! FOR FIVE DOLLARS!!! (or more) !!!

playing with the fiery furnaces was great last night. they completley change their songs' arrangements live and the whole thing had a latin-james-brown review show type atmosphere. They were also really interesting and friendly people. They have Jason Lowenstein from Sebadoh (Kristin was totally geeking the fuck out). Matt Friedberger and I got the opportunity to discuss telefunken microphones, shurman filterbanks, and eventide harmonizers, and debate tony visconti's value as a producer. I think he's a genius. Matt Friedberger "They just paid him to sit around and do cocaine." Matt Friedberger = comic genius.

Tonight was bowling night. Lockett Slayed me in three games although I picked up pretty well during the second. He constantly upstages me with his college-learned "spin technique". I will slay him at poker tomorrow, though.

Last night was also Colin's Birthday. Thanks to Zopi for throwing him a rad party including a "Dusseldorf" dance session, which I kept mistaking for neu! 2.

Current Playlist this Weekend:
1. Brian Eno's Another Green World
2. Nobukazu Takemura - Assembler 2
3. XTC- Black Sea
4. Jay Reatard - Blood Visions
5. Cosey Fanni Tutti - Selflessness
6. Nico - Drama of Exile
7. Edward Scissorhands - OST
8. Nurse with Wound - Funeral Music for Perez Prado
9. Pram - Gash
10. Robyn Hitchcock - I Often Dream of Trains

Bradford