Man Cuts Off Penis In Zizi, London
AS reported: “A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant. Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.”
And: “A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.”
The Anorak knows the venue. It’s a miserable place and could do with some livening up…
Tip: Avoid the meatballs
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December 12th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Rumours that his dining partner (male, female?) was only buying him dinner because they wanted sex, and that this occasioned the historic response, ‘if that’s all you’re after you can p*** off now and take it with you’ are completely unfounded.
December 12th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Another good reason not to mess with what nature has given you - sometimes you can’t get it back!
December 12th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Is this yet another reason why our parents told us not to play with our food?
December 12th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
The meatballs were laced. He thought he had one too many, and feeling generous gave one to his friend as a christmas present!