WWE Smackdown Results 12-30-04
    Submitted by Brandon Scott Berthelot on Thursday, December 30, 2004 at 10:28 PM EST

    Smackdown is in Nawlins tonight, at the UNO Lakefront
    Arena. Its me, BSB, here with the Smackdown Report!

    The arena is pretty full. Some empty seats towards
    the top.

    We start off with the GM Teddy Long, and he tells us
    that tonight is the champs shoiwcase. All the champs
    will defend their titles against opponents of their


    We get John Cena. He cuts a good promo, then goes
    into the stands and gives his jersey to a kid. Rene
    Dupree comes out and challenges Cena. Cena wins a
    good match with the FU.

    We see JBL and Amy Weber walking backstage, and they
    come upon Joy. Amy tells Joy that she looks fat, and
    Joy asks Amy where her waddle is. JBL gets in Joys
    face, until Big Show pops up, and tells JBL he wants
    the title match.

    Out comes Kurt Angle, with his security and medal.
    Kurt compliments JBL, and says he want the title
    match. He brings out Matt Stryker, who lies and says
    he is from New Orleans, and Kurt makes him tap to the
    anklelock real quick.

    We see RVD and Rey on the Tron, trying to decide who
    they want to face. Eddie and Booker T show up, and
    say he want the tag title shot, becaus ehtey know JBL
    wont give them WWE title shots. RVD and Rey agree to
    think about it. Book and Eddie start to argue about
    whos name will go first in the tag team, while RVD and
    Rey sneak off.

    Backstage we see Daniel Puder come in, and start to
    get unpacked in the locker room. This angers Hardcore
    Holly, and he and Puder get in eachother faces.
    Baldcore talks about paying dues,a dn Puder is cocky.

    Teddy Long is talking to some new bimbo, and JBL ,
    Amy, and OJ walk in. JBL says he will defend the
    title randomly, and he has all the Smackdown stars
    names ina fishbowl. He picks a name and acts scared
    and wants to pick again. TL tells JBL to go to the
    ring and defend the title. Didnt they do this last
    year. Want to bet me a hundred dollars its Shannon

    MOOOOOOOOO!!! Its JBL and posse, minus Bashams. And
    what a shock, JBL will defend the title against
    Shannon Moore. JBL wins quick with a short arm
    clothesline. Teddy comes out and demands to insepect
    the fishbowl. Amy tries to sneak off with it, but Joy
    gets her from behind and grabs it. A catfight starts,
    and after they are both excorted out, Teddy checks the
    names. They are all Shannon Moore. The creative team
    is now officially out of ideas. You did this exact
    same thing a year ago idiots. Teddy tell JBL he will
    defend the title at the Royal Rumble against Kurt
    Angle. Kurt comes out, and he a JBL have a great
    argument. You have to see it live, reading it will
    not do it justice. Teddy interrupts to tell them that
    it will be a Triple Threat match with Big Show. Show
    come out and clears the ring.

    Carlito is on the Tron, and he tells us his New Years
    Resolution is to get rid of Teddy Long.

    Heidenreich is out, and he says hes not scared of
    Taker. He has cost Taker the title twice, and he was
    spareing Taker last week by running out. Takers gond
    goes off, and the arena goes dark. Takers voice says
    that at the Royal Rumble, HR will rest is peace. Some
    druids wheel out a casket and place it next to the
    ring. HR takes his time going over to it, he is
    scared. Finally he touches it, and Taker pops out.
    HR runs off, and Taker then poses in the ring.

    Josh Matthews is interviewing Jindrak and Reigns, who
    want the title shot. The Bashams come in, and they
    want the shot to become two time champs. Eddie and
    Book come in, and tell them all they are gonna get the
    title shot.

    Funaki is in the ring, out comes Spike to challenge
    for the belt. Funaki wins with a sunset flip. Spike
    tries to convince the ref that Funaki pulled the
    tights, but no one believes him.

    We see Michelle and two bimbos looking at someone and
    talking about how hot he is. They walk over to him
    and we see its John Cena. They say they want to see
    it, touch it, and play with it. John is excited, but
    they are only talking about his belt. They begin to
    play with it and Cena says It's good to be the champ.

    Josh Matthews is interviewing RVD and Rey about who
    they will pick to defend the titles. They say the
    want to wrestle Dawn and Torrie. But really, they
    will face Eddie and Booker. And later, Dawn and

    Rey and RVD are out, then Eddie and Book. Eddie and
    Book play the heels, isolating Rey, the RVD and
    working them over. Finally Book and RVD end up
    outside the ring, and Eddie tries to use his fake out
    on the bumped ref to make him think Rey hit Eddie with
    the belt. The ref catches Eddie faking, and Rey wins
    with a rollup.

    That was the report. Sorry again for lack of match
    details, and the lack of a details on the after show
    casket match. Post Christmas business is playing
    havok with my time. At least I have DVR now. Happy
    New Years everybody!

    Brandon Scott Berthelot

    WrestleFanatic -- Your Myspace Wrestling Site!

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