WWE Smackdown Results 12-30-04
Submitted by Brandon Scott Berthelot on Thursday, December 30, 2004 at 10:28 PM EST
Smackdown is in Nawlins tonight, at the UNO Lakefront
Arena. Its me, BSB, here with the Smackdown Report!
The arena is pretty full. Some empty seats towards
We start off with the GM Teddy Long, and he tells us
that tonight is the champs shoiwcase. All the champs
will defend their titles against opponents of their
We get John Cena. He cuts a good promo, then goes
into the stands and gives his jersey to a kid. Rene
Dupree comes out and challenges Cena. Cena wins a
good match with the FU.
We see JBL and Amy Weber walking backstage, and they
come upon Joy. Amy tells Joy that she looks fat, and
Joy asks Amy where her waddle is. JBL gets in Joys
face, until Big Show pops up, and tells JBL he wants
the title match.
Out comes Kurt Angle, with his security and medal.
Kurt compliments JBL, and says he want the title
match. He brings out Matt Stryker, who lies and says
he is from New Orleans, and Kurt makes him tap to the
anklelock real quick.
We see RVD and Rey on the Tron, trying to decide who
they want to face. Eddie and Booker T show up, and
say he want the tag title shot, becaus ehtey know JBL
wont give them WWE title shots. RVD and Rey agree to
think about it. Book and Eddie start to argue about
whos name will go first in the tag team, while RVD and
Rey sneak off.
Backstage we see Daniel Puder come in, and start to
get unpacked in the locker room. This angers Hardcore
Holly, and he and Puder get in eachother faces.
Baldcore talks about paying dues,a dn Puder is cocky.
Teddy Long is talking to some new bimbo, and JBL ,
Amy, and OJ walk in. JBL says he will defend the
title randomly, and he has all the Smackdown stars
names ina fishbowl. He picks a name and acts scared
and wants to pick again. TL tells JBL to go to the
ring and defend the title. Didnt they do this last
year. Want to bet me a hundred dollars its Shannon
MOOOOOOOOO!!! Its JBL and posse, minus Bashams. And
what a shock, JBL will defend the title against
Shannon Moore. JBL wins quick with a short arm
clothesline. Teddy comes out and demands to insepect
the fishbowl. Amy tries to sneak off with it, but Joy
gets her from behind and grabs it. A catfight starts,
and after they are both excorted out, Teddy checks the
names. They are all Shannon Moore. The creative team
is now officially out of ideas. You did this exact
same thing a year ago idiots. Teddy tell JBL he will
defend the title at the Royal Rumble against Kurt
Angle. Kurt comes out, and he a JBL have a great
argument. You have to see it live, reading it will
not do it justice. Teddy interrupts to tell them that
it will be a Triple Threat match with Big Show. Show
come out and clears the ring.
Carlito is on the Tron, and he tells us his New Years
Resolution is to get rid of Teddy Long.
Heidenreich is out, and he says hes not scared of
Taker. He has cost Taker the title twice, and he was
spareing Taker last week by running out. Takers gond
goes off, and the arena goes dark. Takers voice says
that at the Royal Rumble, HR will rest is peace. Some
druids wheel out a casket and place it next to the
ring. HR takes his time going over to it, he is
scared. Finally he touches it, and Taker pops out.
HR runs off, and Taker then poses in the ring.
Josh Matthews is interviewing Jindrak and Reigns, who
want the title shot. The Bashams come in, and they
want the shot to become two time champs. Eddie and
Book come in, and tell them all they are gonna get the
Funaki is in the ring, out comes Spike to challenge
for the belt. Funaki wins with a sunset flip. Spike
tries to convince the ref that Funaki pulled the
tights, but no one believes him.
We see Michelle and two bimbos looking at someone and
talking about how hot he is. They walk over to him
and we see its John Cena. They say they want to see
it, touch it, and play with it. John is excited, but
they are only talking about his belt. They begin to
play with it and Cena says It's good to be the champ.
Josh Matthews is interviewing RVD and Rey about who
they will pick to defend the titles. They say the
want to wrestle Dawn and Torrie. But really, they
will face Eddie and Booker. And later, Dawn and
Rey and RVD are out, then Eddie and Book. Eddie and
Book play the heels, isolating Rey, the RVD and
working them over. Finally Book and RVD end up
outside the ring, and Eddie tries to use his fake out
on the bumped ref to make him think Rey hit Eddie with
the belt. The ref catches Eddie faking, and Rey wins
with a rollup.
That was the report. Sorry again for lack of match
details, and the lack of a details on the after show
casket match. Post Christmas business is playing
havok with my time. At least I have DVR now. Happy
New Years everybody!
Brandon Scott Berthelot
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