It's the end of a sophisticated Gen-X dinner party and, as the conversation sparkles and the pizza boxes are being cleared away, the host pulls a leather-bound volume of his most valued URLs from a shelf. "Let's load up the home page of that noted technological wit and raconteur...
[Dave Green],"

he proposes, "and see what he has to say on the matter..."

May 2000:
In fact (and it's something you should be grateful for), I have nothing more to say on this particular webpage. May I refer you instead, for all your weekly UK tech update needs, to another site, which I am somewhat "involved" with:

Need To Know

To learn more about me, Dave Green (the "person"), I suggest you visit this spoof homepage which, ironically, does a much better job of it...