The straight dope on dope
From tractor pulls to extra ears, Jim Caple has the world's reaction to the latest way to spot a doper -- courtesy of all-time great Roger Clemens.
• Jim Caple: The new drug test
The doctors are in
Pain killers in your butt? Patrick Hruby goes straight to the medical community to try and decipher Roger Clemens' claim of what he shot and where.
• Patrick Hruby: Rocket fueled?
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LZ Granderson
"The Wire" sheds light on the kind of violence that took the lives of Sean Taylor and Darrent Williams. Story
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Todd Boyd
Instead of condemning those in the Mitchell report, it's time MLB adapts to the presence of PEDs. Story
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David Fleming
Welcome to the three most lethal words in the NFL: Vote. Of. Confidence.
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Straight Cash, Homey!
It's playoff time in the NFL, so break those obscure replica jerseys out of the mothballs!
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Gregg Easterbrook
The Patriots' passing attack was lethal, but will they have to run the ball more to win the Super Bowl? TMQ
GONNA FLY NOW
Like Rocky and Apollo on the beach, Bill Simmons is going back to basics for his NFL playoff picks. Story• B.S. Report: Playoff edition
• Mag: NBA secret is out
• Sports Guy's World
GLADIATOR REACTION
The ratings are in for the first in a two-part premiere: America digs the revival of "American Gladiators," the season's highest-rated premiere and NBC's highest-rated new show since "Heroes," finishing No. 1 in its time period among adults 18-49 (5.9/14). What did 12 million viewers learn? That we miss ex-host Mike Adamle, who gave the proceedings a sports-like feel; Unseen Play-by-Play Guy and dizzying editing were missteps; Eliminator was boring, and sadly, sans Gladiators; Hit-and-Run is lame (Contenders can avoid the swinging balls by merely laying down? Really?); Hellga, God love her pigtails and short round body, is slow as sin; but mostly, that "American Gladiators" rocks. If you peeped my story and video, you know I inexplicably giggled like a toddler every time Crush smacked me in the joust. Well, last night, I was that toddler. We saw our first injury (sorry single-mom/toilet paper lady) and noted that the contenders are mouthier, the cheap-shots -- see Wolf and Mayhem vs Old-Man Contender -- are plentiful, and the Gladiators appear to be more athletic, larger and hammier. And the early lead for best Gladiators: Wolf -- he trash talks and howls -- and Titan, who is as snitch-slap worthy as a Malibu Beach Barbie-ized Ivan Drago. Most of the kinks can be ironed out (Hopefully, Hulk and Laila get larger cue cards, and the editors get tranquilized). The essence of "AG," equal parts NFL and "Running Man," has returned intact, and this fan couldn't be happier. Finally, to answer the concerns of some commenters on my story: the gladiators are tested for drugs, including performance enhancers. What, like I wouldn't verify this before signing that six-page waiver?-- Sam Alipour
NOT BUYING IT, ROGER
Roger Clemens' denials are predictable, unconvincing and rife with unanswered questions. Why should we believe him? Jemele HillWILD CARD WONDERS
DJ Gallo breaks down what the Wild Card winners need to do to raise the Lombardi Trophy. Story• DJ Gallo chat transcript
TICK, TICK, DUDE
GET IN THE RING!
Sam Alipour kicks off the return of "American Gladiators" by doing battle against Justice and Crush. StoryWEEK IN REVIEW QUIZ
Winter break is over. Time to take your first quiz of 2008! Roger Clemens, Ron Artest and throwback short shorts are all prominently featured. Week in review quizUNI MEMORIALS
Paul Lukas takes a look at the history of uniform tributes and patches, including a comprehensive list and his top 10. Uni WatchPage 2 Columnists TELL US WHAT YOU THINK
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