Pitchfork: Mike Patton to Voice Bionic Commando in Video Game

Mike Patton to Voice Bionic Commando in Video Game
Get the heck out of here, you nerd!

Bionic Commando is a digitized game of war from the late 1980s. It is very good. Like many quality things in a world ever-devoid of new ideas, some nice folks are remaking the game for your modern leisure consoles. We imagine it will be not unlike the Halo franchise in virtually every way.

Well, every which way but this: according to kotaku.com, vocal acrobat/mental cosmonaut Mike Patton will provide the voice of Nathan "Bionic Commando" Spencer. The game's still in the planning stages, but knowing Mike, it'll be done in a week, with Rahzel and Kid Koala in prominent guest roles.

This isn't Mike's first foray into the pixilated world, of course: he provided the pipes for an all-knowing force in this year's The Darkness. And, though pointing out strange places Mike Patton has popped up is as mindlessly easy as writing the end of a phrase like this one, we'd be remiss if we didn't mention this thing again. I bet that lady's gonna buy two copies of BC: one for her, and one for her mama.

Will you help Mike Patton and the rest of the Federation battle the Badds and free Super Joe?