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document.writeln("				[Followup] Remember the GPS installed in the baby Jesus\' to track the thieves stealing \'em? Got one</a><br><span class=\"rssDesc\">Local6</span><br><br><a href=\"http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3292640\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"rssListingsLink\">");
document.writeln("				[Weird] Avoid holiday booze blunders: 1) Don\'t buy cheap booze, 2) Don\'t spill the booze, 3)... Wait, that\'s not what they mean?</a><br><span class=\"rssDesc\">(Some Guy)</span><br><br><a href=\"http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3292693\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"rssListingsLink\">");
document.writeln("				[Stupid] News: Grocery store employee on break fired for stopping and detaining shoplifter. Fark: Store manager goes to scene and orders employee to release shoplifter</a><br><span class=\"rssDesc\">(Some Kleptomaniac)</span><br><br>");