From: Director J. Burkhart
Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 1:09 PM
To: Barone, Don
Subject: Re: Bigfoot Exterminators... Sasquatch Musk
Gentlemen, DB, Denver, Spinner?
I believe that I have successfully created an absolute scientific breakthrough by producing a product that actually does attract the creature known as BIGFOOT.
I call it.... Sasquatch Musk!
"It's a secret blend of menstrual blood and other ingredients that will make Bigfoot come running to you."
And man does it work!
Not only does it attract Bigfoot as demonstrated by my photographic evidence of the creature cautiously approaching the very same tree branch of which I had applied my "specially formulated fragrance" but also deer, skunks, raccoons, possums, squirrels, killer bees, spiders I can't even name, along with the usual assortment of deep woods pests.
Yeah, when you use this stuff you BETTER be prepared for anything.
Best of all though is that it attracts BIGFOOT!
So now that I can attract the creature, any chance Bigfoot Exterminators can come here and grab the thing up for me. As you can see in the photo's I took, I can get it to go to any location you would like. Just sit back, grab a few donuts, and let the wind carried scent bring the beast to you..
Gotta go now. I feel a breeze outside.... .
Director J. Burkhart/Rochester Paranormal
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