In our quest to
spread the word about Bigfoot Exterminators, Inc., we have come into
contact with differnet types of people:
(Disclaimer:
Identites and exact content may be modified to protect the innocent.)
People Who
Like Us
From
Amazon Reviews:
I really enjoyed the story. Definitely the best story yet.
Excellent work! Can't wait to read more. |
From
Bigfoot Forums:
Chunk - well I bought it and read it! I can't tell you how hard I was
laughing! Are you one of the writers? The writer makes you feel you
know everything that is going on.
What an experience that must've been.... on soooo many levels. Good job! |
From
Amazon Reviews:
You don't see it...
but he/ she/ it exists...
must exist...
hundreds, thousands, hundred thousands of people can't be wrong...
bigfoot...
sasquatch...
yeti...
you name him/ her/ it... as you like...
but he/ she/ it must be out there...
they simply haven't found him yet...
it is not their fault...
it is not like they havent' tried...
i'm not sure they have tried their best, though...
how can you outsmart him/ her/ it when you don't even remember you have
your i-pod on...
when you map out everything but the maps...
when you think that a kid song might lure him/ her/ it out of the
woods like a frankesteinian monster would follow you in case you played
a violin...
when... what else when?
well, you have to read it yourself...
the conclusion is:
hunters 0 - sasquatch, yeti, bigfoot 1
but, of course, DB still scores high when it comes humour...
and fiction...
even though, this is not 100% fiction...
or is it? |
People Who
Like Us But We Wish They Didn't
From KOL Forums:
There's a bigfoot in my pants if you know what I mean... |
People
Who Think We Suck
From Bigfoot Forums:
For 49 cents, you should give it away. Who's your marketing guru??
After
hiking the deeper parts of the ADKs with several scientists for 20
years, it's hard for me to see coughing-up even 49 cents for a story
that basically covers ass-scratching around the campfire. As I
understood the advanced PR, you found nothing.
But good luck in the literary world. |
People
Who Don't Bother to Read Us But Think We Suck
From
KOL Forums:
You f$&*?%* cold b&@#$&*. There's this unique,
truly
undiscovered creature in this world, and you want to hunt it down and
kill it? You're as bad as the f$&*?%* catholics,
burning away
everything in south america that didn't fit they're plan, burning away
centuries of history. I suppose you support the enslaving of those
"diff'rent" black people, too. Go crawl in a hole, you filth. Sasquatch
is a creature to be loved. It shows that there is still wonderful
mystery in this world. And you want to take that away. |
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