Bicycle Humor

by Sheldon Brown and others.

ShelBroCo Chain Cleaning System

April 1, 2007

There is Only One Correct Way to clean and lubricate your chain!

FasterCard Titanium

April 1, 2005

The credit card for the Serious Cyclist!

Nanodrive

April 1, 2004

The drivetrain of the 21st century!

Product W

April 1, 2003

Product W, the ultimate performance-enhancing drug, with Theobromine!

Bikecentennial Airbag Helmet

January 19, 2003

Safety With Style

Carrababy

April 1, 2002

It's probably too late for you--but don't you want your children to have a chance to become Champion Cyclists?

TORK-GRIP Universal Torque Wrench

April 1, 2001

Are you a Real Man? Then why are you still riding on a "unisex" saddle?

Real MAN Bicycle Saddles

April 1, 2000

Are you a Real Man? Then why are you still riding on a "unisex" saddle?

SYMMETRISPOKES!

April 1, 1999

A revolutionary new spoke design makes spoke breakage a thing of the past!

Goofy Bicycle Gimmicks & Gadgets

From the laboratory to you

Can't figure out your gears? Maybe you need a GearTel!

Sheldon Brown's Geomagnetic Booster ®

Cutting Edge Technology

Use the Earth's magnetic field to enhance your speed!

Evil Bicycles

The Satanic Conspiracy Exposed!

Sinister corporations are trying to undermine the character of the Youth of America
by producing bicycles which glorify Evil!

Postings by Carapace Completed Umber

Humor from the rec.bicycles.* newsgroups.

Although I am well known to have no sense of humor whatever, my alter ego, Carapace Completed Umber, is silly enough for both of us. This page collects some of his postings to various bicycle-related newsgroups.

POWerwheels

Humiliate Your Friends!

Are your spokes holding you back? Then you need new POWerwheels!

Bikes vs.Blades

[by A Cyclist]

Vehicle or vestment? 101 Reasons Why Biking is Better than Blading

Superleggero Bearing Balls

Save weight! Go Fast!

Are you still using old-fashioned solid bearing balls? No wonder you're so slow!.

Bayonetz ®

The Ultimate Bar Endz!

Sheldon Brown's Miscellaneous Humor Collection

Gathered from here and there

Not bicycle related, but funny.

BikeReader Humo(u)r

A humo(u)r compendium

From That Sceptred Isle

New! The Rarest of the Rare

Classic parts from Cycles de Oro

Mountainbike Militiamen Movement

Watch out for the Black Helicopters!

Be ready to ride the apocalypse!

Mountain-Bike Ragazine

Rad, dude!

Mountain-bike humor...no connection with Indian music, alas.

Ken Kifer's Cycling and Touring Humor

Some of this is related to the rec.bicycles newsgroups.

• Why Do Tires Lose Pressure When Parked?
• How to Serve a Nice Holiday Roast
• Some Useful Cycling Devices
• Additional Cycling Devices
• Some Subtle Clues That Indicate a True Cyclist¨
• Witty Replies
• Great Moments in Cycling History
• How to Camp Anywhere
• Movie Review: Beneath the Valley of the Planet of the Bicycles
• Zen and the Art of Fixing a Flat Tire
• Cycling Fairy Tales

Spike Bike

Don't get mad, get even!

For bloodthirsty cyclists.

Sheldon Brown's General Humor Page

 

Fiction

A fifteen chapter fictional short story written for the subscribers of the Moulton list

Tandem Fiction by Tom Shaddox

Tandem Whimsy

Short fiction and satire by Tom Shaddox, from the The Tandem@Hobbes email list email list.

Fiction by Tim McNamara

Cycling on the Northern Frontier.

Road and Track cycling among the Caribou in Minnesota.
Some of these stories were previously on the late, lamented, FixedGearFever site.