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Did You See: (Please check all that apply):

Bigfoot
Yeti
Skunk Ape
Suri Cruise
Yowie
Chupacabras
Elvis
Champ
Mothman
Kevin Federline
Lizard Men
A Mysterious Beast that ate your dog/cat/tomatoes
Ishtar



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Highway meridian
Someone else's land
A logging road you were parked on while making out
Behind your trailer camp
Near a stream
Near wetlands
Near Denny's
In Patterson-Gimlin's backyard
The Pacific North-West
The Pacific Ocean
Ocean Pacific at the mall
Woodstock



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Krispy Kreme
Dunking Donuts
Dairy Queen that sells Dilly Bars
An Indian casino joint with dollar slots
Starbucks
Bullets-R-us
A large animal Taxidermist






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