Ceran Swicegood was a promising young Special Aspects Man. But, like all Special Aspects, he had one irritating habit. He was forever asking the questions: How Did It All Begin?
They all had tough names except Ceran. Manbreaker Crag, Heave Huckle, Blast Berg, George Blood, Move Manion (when Move says "Move," you move), Trouble Trent. They were supposed to be tough, and they had taken tough names at the naming. Only Ceran kept his ownto the disgust of his commander, Manbreaker.
"Nobody can be a hero with a name like Ceran Swicegood!" Manbreaker would thunder. "Why don't you take Storm Shannon? That's good. Or Gutboy Barrelhouse or Slash Slagle or Nevel Knife? You barely glanced at the suggested list."
"I'll keep my own," Ceran always said, and this is where he made his mistake. A new name will sometimes bring out a new personality. It had done so for George Blood. Though the hair on George's chest was a graft job, yet that and his new name had turned him from a boy into a man. Had Ceran assumed the heroic name of Gutboy Barrelhouse he might have been capable of rousing endeavors and man-sized angers rather than his tittering indecisions and flouncy furies.
They were down on the big asteroid Proavitusa sphere that almost tinkled with the potential profit that might be shaken out of it. And the tough men of the Expedition knew their business. They signed big contracts on the native velvet-like bark scrolls and on their own parallel tapes. They impressed, inveigled, and somewhat cowed the slight people of Proavitus. Here was a solid two-way market, enough to make them slaver. And there was a whole world of oddities that could lend themselves to the luxury trade.
"Everybody's hit it big but you," Manbreaker crackled in kindly thunder to Ceran after three days there. "But even Special Aspects is supposed to pay its way. Our charter compels us to carry one of your sort to give us a cultural twist to the thing, but it needn't be restricted to that. What we go out for every time, Ceran, is to cut a big fat hog in the rumpwe make no secret of that. But if the hog's tail can be shown to have a cultural twist to it, that will solve a requirement. And if that twist in the tail can turn us a profit, then we become mighty happy about the whole thing. Have you been able to find out anything about the living dolls, for instance? They might have both a cultural aspect and a market value."
"The living dolls seem a part of something much deeper," Ceran said. "There's a whole complex of things to be unraveled. The key may be the statement of the Proavitoi that they do not die."
"I think they die pretty young, Ceran. All those out and about are young, and those I have met who do not leave their houses are only middling old."
"Then where are their cemeteries?"
"Likely they cremate the old folks when they die."
"Where are the crematories?"
"They might just toss the ashes out or vaporize the entire remains. Probably they have no reverence for ancestors."
"Other evidence shows their entire culture to be based on an exaggerated reverence for ancestors."
"You find out, Ceran. You're Special Aspects Man."
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Ceran talked to Nokoma, his Proavitoi counterpart as translator. Both were expert, and they could meet each other halfway in talk. Nokoma was likely feminine. There was a certain softness about both the sexes of the Proavitoi, but the men of the Expeditions believed that they had them straight now.
"Do you mind if I ask some straight questions?" Ceran greeted her today.
"Sure is not. How else I learn the talk well but by talking?"
"Some of the Proavitoi say that they do not die, Nokoma. Is this true?"
"How is not be true? If they die, they not be here to say they do not die. Oh, I joke, I joke. No, we do not die. It is a foolish alien custom which we see no reason to imitate. On Proavitus, only the low creatures die."
"None of you does?"
"Why, no. Why should one want to be an exception in this?"
"But what do you do when you get very old?"
"We do less and less then. We come to a deficiency of energy. Is it not the same with you?"
"Of course. But where do you go when you become exceedingly old?"
"Nowhere. We stay at home then. Travel is for the young and those of the active years."
"Let's try it from the other end," Ceran said. "Where are your mother and father, Nokoma?"
"Out and about. They aren't really old."
"And your grandfathers and grandmothers?"
"A few of them still get out. The older ones stay home."
"Let's try it this way. How many grandmothers do you have, Nokoma?"
"I think I have nine hundred grandmothers in my house. Oh, I know that isn't many, but we are the young branch of a family. Some of our clan have very great numbers of ancestors in their houses."
"And all thse ancestors are alive?"
"What else? Who would keep things not alive? How would such be ancestors?"
Ceran began to hop around in his excitement.
"Could I see them?" he twittered.
"It might not be wise for you to see the older of them," Nokoma cautioned. "It could be an unsettling thing for strangers, and we guard it. A few tens of them you can see, of course."
Then it came to Ceran that he might be onto what he had looked for all his life. He went into a panic of expectation.
"Nokoma, it would be finding the key!" he fluted. "If none of you has ever died, then your entire race would still be alive!"
"Sure. Is like you count fruit. You take none away, you still have them all."
"But if the first of them are still alive, then they might know their origin! They would know how it began! Do they? Do you?"
"Oh, not I. I am too young for the Ritual."
"But who knows? Doesn't someone know?"
"Oh, yes. All the old ones know how it began."
"How old? How many generations back from you till they know?"
"Ten, no more. When I have ten generations of children, then I will also go to the Ritual."
"The Ritual, what is it?"
"Once a year, the old people go to the very old people. They wake them up and ask them how it all began. The very old people tell them the beginning. It is a high time. Oh, how they hottle and laugh! Then the very old people go back to sleep for another year. So it is passed down to the generations. That is the Ritual."
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The Proavitoi were not humanoid. Still less were they "monkey-faces," though that name was now set in the explorers' lingo. They were upright and robed and swathed, and were assumed to be two-legged under their garments. Though, as Manbreaker said, "They might go on wheels, for all we know."
They had remarkable flowing hands that might be called everywhere-digited. They could handle tools, or employ their hands as if they were the most intricate tools.
George Blood was of the opinion that the Proavitoi were always masked, and that the men of the Expedition had never seen their faces. He said that those apparent faces were ritual masks, and that no part of the Proavitoi had ever been seen by the men except for those remarkable hands, which perhaps were their real faces.
The men reacted with cruel hilarity when Ceran tried to explain to them just what a great discovery he was verging on.
"Little Ceran is still on the how-did-it-begin jag," Manbreaker jeered. "Ceran, will you never give off asking which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
"I will have that answer very soon," Ceran sang. "I have the unique opportunity. When I find how the Proavitoi began, I may have the clue to how everything began. All of the Proavitoi are still alive, the very first generation of them."
"It passes belief that you can be so simpleminded," Manbreaker moaned. "They say that one has finally mellowed when he can suffer fools gracefully. By God, I hope I never come to that."
But two days later, it was Manbreaker who sought out Ceran Swicegood on nearly the same subject. Manbreaker had been doing a little thinking and discovering of his own.
"You are Special Aspects Man, Ceran," he said, "and you have been running off after the wrong aspect."
"What is that?"
"It don't make a damn how it began. What is important is that it may not have to end."
"It is the beginning that I intend to discover," said Ceran.
"You fool, can't you understand anything? What do the Proavitoi possess so uniquely that we don't know whether they have it by science or by their nature or by fool luck?"
"Ah, their chemistry, I suppose."
"Sure. Organic chemistry has come of age here. The Proavitoi have every kind of nexus and inhibitor and stimulant. They can grow and shrink and telescope and prolong what they will. These creatures seem stupid to me; it is as if they had these things by instinct. But they have them, that is what is important. With these things, we can become the patent medicine kings of the universes, for the Proavitoi do not travel or make many outside contacts. These things can do anything or undo anything. I suspect that the Proavitoi can shrink cells, and I suspect that they can do something else."
"No, they couldn't shrink cells. It is you who talk nonsense now, Manbreaker."
"Never mind. Their things already make nonsense of conventional chemistry. With the pharmacopoeia that one coulc pick up here, a man never need die. That's the stick horse you've been riding, isn't it? But you've been riding it backward with you head to the tail. The Proavitoi say that they never die."
"They seem pretty sure that they don't. If they did, they would be the first to know it, as Nokoma says."
"What? Have these creatures humor?"
"But, Ceran, you don't understand how big this is."
"I'm the only one who understands it so far. It means that if the Proavitoi have always been immortal, as they maintain, then the oldest of them are still alive. From them I may be able to learn how their speciesand perhaps every speciesbegan."
Manbreaker went into his dying buffalo act then. He tore his hair and nearly pulled out his ears by the roots. He stomped and pawed and went off bull-bellowing: "It don't make a damn how it began, you fool! It might not have to end!" so loud that the hills echoed back:
"It don't make a damnyou fool."
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