Top Ten Things Wrong with v1.11
by Jay

 
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hen v1.10 came out, I was mad. My hexes and dupes were gone and I no longer had a diablo life. To my disappointment, v1.11 seems to be the same. Why bother coming out with a patch that makes people play fairly and not allow dupes, scams and exploits to make other players miserable. It's just not right. I went crying to my mommy about it and she says everything will be ok, but she's wrong! 

Top Ten Things wrong with V. 1.11 

10. DUPES
We need dupes. If there isn't a way to dupe, we can't be super cool. We are just lamer then this game. Please give us some way to dupe so we can be really super cool again. 

9. EXPLOITS
There should be some way to kill any player we want by just clicking the mouse and not thinking. A thinking process should not have to take place! This is just not right. It's just not fair I have to think and be creative. 

8. HACKS
I'm very mad and upset I can't have any hacked items. In v1.09 I paid money on Ebay for Hexes. In v1.10 stupid bnet took them away! I wanted to sue BNET. My mommy told me I couldn't though so I didn't. Bnet, you're lucky my mommy didn't allow me to sue you or I would of!

7. CHEAT CODES
Why can't we have cheat codes on bnet? This is so not right. It's not fair. I'm so mad we can't have them! I want to throw myself on the ground and stomp and punch stuff.

6. BUGS
Lightning always seems to kill me, I'm toast when I get around fire, cold slaughters me, magic destroys me and poison just annoys me. They should get rid of these things! I hate physical damage also, it always takes hit points away from me. Get rid of these things and make this game better!

5. QUESTS
The quest are way to hard! They should have quest where you beat up a small puppy and get really cool items you can dupe.

4. BOSSES
What's up with these guys? They kill me. I just can't beat them without buying items for my character on the internet. They need to stop making them kill me. 

3. GOLD
Where's the ATM in this game? That's what this game needs, ATM machines. You go up, click on it and get gold. I shouldn't have to work for it, that's stupid. My mommy thinks it's dumb also.

2. STORES
This is one of the lamest part of the game. Why can't I buy good items from these jerks that sell stuff? I should be able to buy any unique or set items I want. Instead, you have to go out and spend countless hours and hours finding junk and trading for them. This is so lame. 

1. RUSHES
Bnet should have hired staff in this game to give us rushes whenever we want one. We shouldn't have to go out and beg for them. This is just way lame guys. I go into games going "PLZ RUSH I NEED RUSH PLZ RUSH ME PLZ PLZ YOU CAN HAVE MY DROPS PLZ PLZ!". I say PLZ a few hundred times and nobody talks to me. Only my mommy talks to me it seems. It's not fair.

Please bnet, fix this dumb game. 

Signed,
Xx_PKxxxPKx

 

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