Boom Boom: With Our Powers Combined…

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Today, we are going to visit the exciting world of cartoons that are, variously, from my childhood and from the years during which I was paying attention. This is the sort of article you get when I spend all morning going "I don’t have to work on my article until monday," and then think about how good yesterday was for a Sunday and go "Oh crap."

So, this week we are going to, as I said, visit the exciting world of cartoons. These are not going to be fun, this is not a reminiscing session when you grow misty eyed and think back to your childhood where you watched many a fun animated character while shoveling sugar-coated sugar-ball cereal into your maw. These are the cartoons that even little you, with neither a wheel nor a hamster yet moving in your head, knew was crap, crap. Or at least, I did. Or at least, you suspected. Or at least, you figured it out later.

Shut up. Let’s begin.

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