After the rousing success of last year’s Gay Viewers’ Guide to the College Football Season, we thought we’d do it again…but take it to the next level. For your consideration is the following “Watch List” of players to look for in the 2006 Season.
Starting this week, and until the end of the Bowl Games, we’ll bring you the Gay Viewers’ Games of the Week–highlighting the hottest players in the sport of College Football in the most relevant games you’re likely to get on your television…
Brady Quinn, Quarterback, University of Notre Dame
Named one of “Out Magazine’s 10 Athletes We Wished Played for Our Team”, Quinn tops just about every Heisman Trophy Watch list. And that’s not the only thing we wished he topped. That alone gets Brady on our list of players to watch this season! Plus being #10 doesn’t hurt either…it’s such a popular number these days.
Tom Zbikowski, Defensive Back, University of Notre Dame
The Irish topped our College Football Preseason poll, so it is only natural that two Notre Dame players lead off this feature as well. A badass by nature, Tommy Zbikowski has a boxing credit to his name in addition to a punt return for a touchdown against USC in 2005…but we still forgive him.
Brian Brohm, Quarterback, Louisville University
The Cardinals’ 6′4″ blonde quarterback is on the Maxwell Award Watch list…or is it Walter Camp…we look into his dreamy eyes and forget. Thank whomever you worship to for giving us at least one reason to watch Big East football! Brohm will have to step up to the plate against Miami and West Virginia this season.
Dallas Sartz, Linebacker, USC
If we didn’t know that Dallas Sartz already had a girlfriend and that even if he were a Gay we couldn’t compete with her, we’d be trying to find something that rhymes with “Dallas” to replace our “Crushing for Cushing” theme… Alas, #42 is back in the starting lineup, relegating Brian Cushing to the second string.
Colt McCoy, Quarterback, University of Texas at Austin
With a name like that, even the “doe-eyed, pimply-faced,” Colt McCoy makes our list. By September 9, Texas fans will find out if Colt is the real McCoy, or just another one-trick pony trying to keep pace with the shadow of Vince Young.
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