It’s been too long since I have posted one of these… Love me some Jackson B!
After Spicy sketches of Paris Hilton, Britney and Amy Winehouse, the folks over at Agent Bedhead, who are notoriously ridiculous Pete Doherty fans, requested to see their man in chicken scratch. Of course, I had to oblige.
Honestly, I don’t think my sketches are anything special, but you guys seem to be enjoying them, so I’ll keep it up. Send me requests bitches!
There are a lot of ‘blots’ on this one. I thought the last pen I used sucked, this one was bleeding all over hell. You should see my hand, lol. One day I’ll invest in a good pen. Heh.
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Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, says he hasn’t seen nor will he look at, the photos of Linds posing as Marilyn Monroe in New York magazine.
Us magazine called Michael up and he was more than eager to discuss Lindsay’s pics, but was quick to say to say he won’t be checking them out anytime soon.
“I’m not going to look at the photos, that’s my daughter!” he stated.
However, he adds that he isn’t bothered by the photos, and he supports his daughter’s choice to bare all for the photo shoot.
“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career. It’s her decision. The fact that the photographer who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them, that’s an amazing thing.”
He adds that he hopes Lindsay’s life won’t mimic that of legend Marilyn Monroe.
“I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe’s destiny.”
With parents like you and Dina Lohan, I don’t think you have anything to worry about Michael.
Heh.
What can I say, I love this girl. I love her big-ass hair, her awkward shimmy, her rough sultry voice, I just love her.
Just imagine how much better she’d be without all the smack and that loser stank breath husband. Hopefully she has gotten rid of one of the two. And the second problem might just take care of itself…
Ok. I wasn’t going to post anything about the gross sex tape of Gene Simmons and some dumb whore who is a spokesperson for an energy drink that he endorses. But I can’t help it.
(If you haven’t seen the clips Drunken Stepfather has all the goods here.)
First of all, what chick, in her right mind, would pork such a repulsive, arrogant, a**hole pig? If you have seen his reality show on A&E, “Gene Simmons: Family Jewels”, you know what I am talking about. I liked the show the first season, but by the second I had grown tired of Gene talking about money and watching Shannon spend it.
And his kids? Oh my gosh. Can you imagine? They probably found out about the tape through friends or the internet… I mean, why is it I picture Sophie crying about it? Poor thing is what, 14? and has to deal with the world knowing her dad stuck his d*ck in some stupid tramp. Nice job, Gene.
Now let’s not pretend this has never happened before, it’s just never been so public. Shannon had to have known what she was getting into when she hooked up with him many years ago, and should be smart enough to figure out why Gene won’t marry her. Or is she?
Now, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…
As for the tape, what an embarrassment! Is it just me, or does the chick not seem down with kissing Gene? Isn’t that weird? She turns her head away from him everytime he attempts to kiss her. You’d think any groupie slut would kiss him, so what’s this chick’s deal? Strictly f*cking and no kissing - smells like a hooker to me.
And what’s up with Gene’s pants? Didn’t have time to take them off? They are wrapped around his ankles like he’s going to run the hell out of there as soon as his mission is accomplished. Doesn’t that hinder performance?
Regardless, he is nasty, the bitch is nasty and I can guarantee you, whatever ass Shannon is getting on the side is better than that old washed up rock star with the little peepee.
After Pink and husband Carey Hart went public with their divorce plans, Pink posted a message on her official web site thanking fans for their support.
She also asked that fans lend their support to Carey, whom she says is still her best friend. She swears there is no animosity between the two and that maybe, just maybe, there is still a future for them….but just not now.
Hi everybody. I wanted to reach out personally to all my fans/friends out there in the world. First and foremost, thank-you for all of your support and love, it means a lot to me right now. The most important thing for you all to know, is that Carey and I love each other so so much. This break up is not about cheating, anger, or fighting. I know it sounds like cliche bulls***, but we are best friends, and we will continue to be. All I know at this point, is that I want to make the best album I can, and Carey wants to do the best possible job he can with everything he has going on. He is a good man, so please support him as well. One never knows the future, but mine and Careys’ just might involve beach babies and sunshine one day. Just not right now. Thanks for the concern and caring. X Miss P
“I think about my wife all the time. I kind of obsess on it. When I find the person I can relate to and who is also a pin-up and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”
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Oh yeah, another chicken scratching from Spicy. You lucky bastards..heh.
This time I chose to scribble out Amy Winehouse, because I knew she’d be fun to draw. She’s practically a caricature of herself, and people like that are the easiest to draw.
Medium: Crappy Bic pen and cheap writing paper ripped crookedly out of the pad. Heh.
