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Humor: SCRIPTSHREDDER 9000 GETS TRANSPLANTED BY 'THE EYE'

An eye for an eye or is that the eyes have it? subhead

2/11/2008

ScriptShredder 9000

Humor: THE SCRIPTSHREDDER 9000 TAKES A KNIFE TO 'RAMBO'

Stick to the 'Three Rs' and Stallone is all setsubhead

1/28/2008

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Humor: 'GRACE IS GONE' A REAL TEAR JERKER FOR JOHN CUSACK'S CAREER

What's worse seeing one of your favorite actors reduced to sappy cracker jack stories or the film itself? subhead

12/20/2007

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Humor: 'I AM LEGEND' MUST REFER TO WILL SMITH'S FRESH PRINCE LEGACY

Zombies got you down? Just bust off some old school hip-hop to get them off your talesubhead

12/19/2007

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Humor: 'ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS' MAKES US WONDER WHAT THEY'LL REMAKE NEXT

Sure, we don't need any original ideas, we'll just keep swallowing this recycled garbage over and over againsubhead

12/17/2007

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Scriptshredder 9000
Humor: SCRIPTSHREDDER 9000 GETS TRANSPLANTED BY 'THE EYE'
2/11/2008
ScriptShredder 9000
Humor: THE SCRIPTSHREDDER 9000 TAKES A KNIFE TO 'RAMBO'
1/28/2008
Scriptshredder 9000:
Humor: 'GRACE IS GONE' A REAL TEAR JERKER FOR JOHN CUSACK'S CAREER
12/20/2007
Scriptshredder 9000:
Humor: 'I AM LEGEND' MUST REFER TO WILL SMITH'S FRESH PRINCE LEGACY
12/19/2007
Scriptshredder 9000:
Humor: 'ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS' MAKES US WONDER WHAT THEY'LL REMAKE NEXT
12/17/2007
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Humor: 'THE MIST' STILL DOESN'T MAKE FOG ANY SCARIER
12/6/2007
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Humor: 'AMERICAN GANGSTER' NEEDS A LITTLE MAFIA TUNE-UP
12/5/2007
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Humor: 'BEOWULF' ... WAIT BAIO-WHAT? BEO-WHO?
12/4/2007
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Humor: 'FRED CLAUS' IS JUST ANOTHER STRANGER IN A SANTA LAND
12/3/2007
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Humor: CHOPPING 'SAW IV' DOWN TO SIZE
10/29/2007
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Humor: 'DAN IN REAL LIFE' NEEDS TO RETURN TO FANTASY LAND
10/29/2007
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Humor: WE DON'T HEART 'THE HEARTBREAK KID'
10/22/2007
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Humor: 'THE DARJEELING LIMITED' HAS US LONGING FOR THE DAYS OF SIMPLE FILMS
10/22/2007
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Humor: NOT EVEN A HAIL MARY CAN SAVE 'THE GAME PLAN'
10/5/2007
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Humor: 'THE KINGDOM' NEEDS TO GET BLASTED TO, UH, KINGDOM COME
10/5/2007
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Humor: 'SHOOT 'EM UP' NEEDS TO BE SHOT
9/22/2007
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Humor: 'THEM'? WHAT THE HECK IS A THEM?
9/22/2007
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Humor: 'THE NANNY DIARIES' NEED TO BE CRACKED OPEN
9/22/2007
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Humor: 'SUNSHINE' ISN'T SHEDDING ANY NEW LIGHT ON THE MOVIE INDUSTRY
9/21/2007
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Humor: '3:10 TO YUMA' IS A TRAIN CHOCK FULL OF ACTING SCHOOL
9/21/2007


IF YOU WERE HUNTED BY A TERMINATOR ... WOULD YOU PREFER IT TO BE ...

Arnie from the original TERMINATOR
Arnie from T2: JUDGEMENT DAY
Sigh ... Arnie from T3: RISE OF THE MACHINES
The T1000 from T2 (Robert Patrick)
T-X (Kristanna Loken) from T3: RISE OF THE MACHINES
Cameron (Summer Glau) from SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES

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