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Traditionally, this is the time of the year when the networks roll out their best programming. However, this past television season has been anything but traditional.
Someone asked me what I'm watching these days. I feel obligated to add the following disclaimers before listing my viewing schedule below.
1) I watch a lot of TV with my wife and two young daughters.
2)Sports air in HD, and baseball season and the hockey playoffs are starting up
That being said, here's what you'll find on the TVs in the Hein house these days:
Monday8pm/ET:
Little People, Big World (TLC)
Don't knock the Roloff family until you've tried watching this show. If I hadn't already seen every episode of
House, I'd watch the re-runs.
Dancing with the Stars doesn't do it for me anymore.
9pm/ET
House (FOX)
The doctor with the limp has moved from Tuesdays to Mondays. Great acting, quality storytelling, and "13" is must-see TV. Until the doctor is in, the combo of
Two and a Half Men and
Samantha Who? will tide you over. Or stay on TLC and watch
Jon & Kate Plus 8.
10pm/ET
CSI: Miami (CBS)
I'm not big on Caruso, but this is the best of the 10pm offerings. If you're a reality fan, you can try
The Bachelor or run to
The Hills, but both jumped the shark long ago.
Tuesday8pm/ET
American Idol (FOX)
I admit it. I'm hooked with the rest of my family.
The Biggest Loser picks up Ryan, Randy, Paula and Simon's slack.
9pm/ET
Hell's Kitchen (FOX)
Gordon Ramsay whips these would be chefs into shape in a most entertaining way.
DWTS and
Big Brother fans are missing the best reality show of the hour.
10pm/ET
The Riches (FX)
I can't stand Eddie Izzard or Minnie Driver, but this show blows away anything on the networks at ten.
Wednesday 8pm/ET
America's Next Top Model (CW)
My daughters love it, and I love to make fun of Tyra and crew.
Deal or No Deal has jumped the shark by begging contestants to win the million and oversimplifying an already simple game.
9pm/ET
American Idol (FOX)
An hour is too long for this results show, but Seacrest is a master at creating tension. That's sarcastic, folks.
10pm/ET
South Park (Comedy Central)
Matt and Trey are getting better with age. God bless that Guitar Hero episode.
Thursday8pm/ET
My Name Is Earl/
30 Rock (NBC)
I'm recording
Survivor, but it's "Comedy night done right," for me on Thursdays.
Earl is fading as
30 Rock is rising.
9pm/ET
The Office/
Scrubs (NBC)
Lost repeats, the eighth season of
CSI and sappy
Grey's Anatomy do not entice me; NBC Thursday night comedies do.
10pm/ET
Lost (ABC)
Ah, those sweet three little words at the top of the hour..."Previously, on
Lost."
Friday8pm/ET
Ghost Whisperer (CBS)
It's only a matter of time when networks start to mail it in on Friday as they now do on Saturdays. Call me immature, but Jennifer Love Hewitt talking to ghosts still peaks my interest.
9pm/ET
Battlestar Galactica (Sci Fi)
The best way to prepare for an all-new episode of the best drama on TV is to watch last week's episode to get in the mood. Yes, I'm a geek.
10pm/ET
Battlestar Galactica (Sci Fi)
The best frakkin' show on television.
Saturday The networks have given up on Saturdays. So have I.
Sunday7pm/ET
60 Minutes (CBS)
Every week, I'm fascinated how Andy Rooney keeps hanging on. That stopwatch just keeps on ticking.
8pm/ET
The Simpsons/
King of the Hill (FOX)
This is where you'll find the two longest running comedies on television. You'll also find me there.
9pm/ET
Family Guy/
American Dad (FOX)
There's a reason Peter and Lois were brought back from DVD land. Funny, funny stuff.
American Dad tries really hard, but the second half of
Desperate Housewives can unintentionally provide as many laughs on the right night.
10pm/ET
Dexter (CBS)
If you can't wait for new episodes of America's favorite serial killer on Showtime, watching these edited repeats is the next best thing.
So tell me, what shows am I missing this spring?