Welcome To The Phantom Zone

Sep 14, 06 | 3:50 am by John T. Kennedy

Richard Nikoley noticed that something seems to be missing from the Girls Gone Wild prosecution: Actual victims.

It’s instructive to note that in all the news stories I’ve seen on the matter, not a one mentions an actual “underage” plaintiff or complainant.

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Consider the Warren Jeffs’ case. The media talk night and day about 12 and 13 year old girls married off to old men but all the state has produced so far is a case about a 16 year old married to a 28 year old man. Marrying these two gets Jeffs on the FBI’s Most Wanted list right next to Osama Bin Ladin. But all right thinking people know it’s about 12 and 13 year old girls because otherwise why would he be up there with Osama?

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Consider the fact that the state has yet to produce a single living, breathing human being who heard Roberto Alpizar say “bomb” before the air marshals blew his brains out, even though you can find plenty of witnesses from the plane. Doesn’t matter, all right thinking people know he must have said “bomb”, because why else would they blow his brains out?

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And don’t even get me started on The Phantom Tollbooth Run. All right thinking people know those three Muslim medical students were up to no good because what else could explain their day-long televised standoff with half of the nation’s peace officers?

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One Response to “Welcome To The Phantom Zone”

  1. John T. Kennedy Says:

    Another classic: Remember the Beltway Sniper’s white van?

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