March 10, 2008 - On last night's TNA Destination X show, the Dudleys faced Shark Boy and Curry Man in a "Fish Market Street Fight". The battle, won by the latter team, saw each team attack the other with myriad dead fish. Of course, such a bizarre stipulation got our head spinning -- what other untapped locations are there for street fights? In honor of moments like last night's and the WWF Hardcore Title-era fight that ended up in a ball pit, we came up with ten places outside the wrestling ring we'd like to see street fights happen. In no particular order…

1. Hotel -- As we will say with all ten of these, think of the possibilities. The match starts when someone rings a bell. "Complimentary room service", he says. Then, when the unsuspecting opponent opens the door, he smashes him over the head with a tray cover. The match goes on to the ice machine, where the opponent is doused in ice and, hopefully, gets a bucket stuck on his head. Throwing your opponent down an escalator is a must, as well as running into an ongoing conference and fighting towards the front, through the conference, which stops. This was previewed in the Borat movie, but truthfully, we'd rather see it done with clothes on.

2. Subway -- Another one that was broached previously, but failed -- ECW attempted to do this in their TNN run, but it was nowhere near what it could have been. You get two guys on the subway. One guy is walking from car-to-car, trying to find his opponent, but it's revealed his opponent is waiting on the platform! He attacks his opponent inbetween cars, and then they stumble into the next car. Like the WWE commercial, this should involve Rey Mysterio and a 619 using a pole.

3. Theme Park -- This would be perfect for TNA, who tape their television show in Universal Studios. Men must fight in roller coaster cars, punching each other when they're not screaming in a dive. Cotton candy attacks, squirt gun violence, and yes, the men must at one point team up to attack a cartoon character walking around the park. That's what you get for feeling up the hot girl in the audience, intern.

4. Public Pool -- An idea that would work best in cities that have massive public pools, like New York, but it would also work in a smaller pool as well. Each guy gets knocked in the pool. They kick each other underwater. One man tries to go for a choke but the other doggy-paddles to safety. Touching the side of the pool is a rope break. The match climaxes, of course, on a diving board. A fistfight ends with a man getting knocked off the board and falling to his doom.

5. School Bus -- Come on, who's ever seen a bad fight on a school bus before? Two guys who are too big for a bus means that not only will they be beating each other up, but they're guaranteed to hit their head on the roof and legit hurt themselves. Combine this with a manager driving who favors one of the wrestlers, so he stops short and causes the wrestler in question to fly backwards.

6. Strip Club -- This one should be self-explanatory.

7. Playground -- So many possibilities. Jungle gym. Fighting up and down a slide. Using the monkey bars to kick off opponents. Using the swing to kick off opponents. Choking someone with a ring. A piledriver on gravel. A million more possibilities.

8. Barber Shop -- No, not Brutus Beefcake-style. We're talking a legit "Barbershop" style barber shop, and wrestlers need to get all the way in and around it. Someone needs to get spun around in a chair. Many, many times. Someone should be attacked with an old-timey razor and narrowly escape. Someone needs to lose an eyebrow. Someone should get their face doused in that hair gel gunk. Someone else should take hot lather to the face and scream like they're being scalded. So many good times.

9. Mini-Golf Course -- Yes. Not only do you have clubs and balls to use, but you have a windmill to swing someone on, assorted traps to stick people in…

10. Casino -- Of course! Mainly, you'd do this just to mess up as many bets as possible and see the angry (fake) reactions of the players. It would end, naturally, with a wrestler taking a slot machine level to the throat and then getting thrown through the machine, causing it to spill out coins and passerby to run over and grab all the coins, ignoring the man whose head is still trapped inside the machine.