Chinese Democracy in 2008? Free Dr. Pepper for All!
This is some seriously good marketing, yo

Axl Rose photo by George Chin

Guns N' Roses are a once-great pop-metal band with a surprisingly long shelf life, led by a reclusive, volatile frontman who's spent roughly a decade and a half and, reportedly, upwards of $13 million crafting an album/punchline widely known as Chinese Democracy.

Dr. Pepper is a syrupy, prune-like soda beverage brewed by the Cadbury Schweppes corporation.

What the two had in common before this weekend, I couldn't rightly tell you (okay, yes, both are prune-like), but as of March 25, 2008, the fate of the two juggernauts is as intertwined as Dr. Pepper's trademark mélange of 23 flavors.

According to Billboard.com, Dr. Pepper has offered every single person in America (besides famed GNR deserters Slash and Buckethead) a free can of their brew, provided Axl Rose and company release the long-promised Chinese Democracy sometime in the year 2008.

Ah, wackiness, you win again! Though, really, this is an admirable feat of marketing wizardry for all parties involved. Today, folks are once again reminded that, yes, it sure would be great to hear Chinese Democracy before Axl Rose completes his transition into plastic he-beast. Dr. Pepper aren't risking much, since the likelihood of Chinese Democracy arriving this year (hell, this decade) is as slim as it's ever been. And, hey, if Chinese Democracy does, in fact, emerge before 2009? All that sweet Dr. Pepper should help wash down the taste of bitter, bitter disappointment, after nearly twenty years spent waiting for an album that sucks. I mean, unless it's good. Har har.

There's a blog charting the progress of the big "Democracy Now" experiment, with an accompanying press release that attempts to draw some parallel between the Pep and the rocker. "It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love," Dr. Pepper's marketing director Jaxie Alt points out. "So we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for perfection - for something more than the average album. We know once it's released, people will refer to it as 'Dr Pepper for the ears' because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds - an instant classic."

Consider our review already written.

Mad Decent's Paul Devro Visits India for Aid Workshop

Urban Typhoon is a workshop that took place March 16-22 in the Koliwada neighborhood of the Dharavi district of Mumbai, India. The workshop gathered a cross-section of artists, thinkers, activists, and business people to brainstorm ideas for improving the future of life in the notorious slum area. Add to that list of participants Mad Decent DJ and Diplo buddy Paul Devro, who made the trip in the spirit of the label's recent string of good deeds.

Mad Decent threw a party for the locals and Urban Typhoon attendees on the last day of the workshop, but if Devro's blog posts are any indication, most of his time was spent recording Koliwada residents. As he tells it himself, "When I first got to Koliwada, I was trying to explain that I wanted to write some new songs with the locals and work together and make some tracks. They didn't really understand what I meant. I think it's because they mostly listen to Akon, Sean Paul, [and] Hindi film scores, or they just sing local songs that have been there for generations. So after four days I realized that I'd have to just do it to give them the idea. So we set up a speaker on the roof of the gym, and I played a bunch of beats and instruments to my friends. Then we started getting somewhere."

Devro's posts feature plenty of pictures, a promise of video in the future, and a story about the first "Koliwada Idol". There are four of them right now, and you can check them out here: #1, #2, #3, #4.

M.I.A., Holy Fuck to Tour Together
Apart, too!

M.I.A. tour? Great. And who's opening, you say? Well, Holy Fuck! Man, sometimes, this stuff just writes itself.

Yes, Toronto's foul-mouthed electro-rockers and the Sri Lanka/London sound-clasher have lined up a number of joint club dates around North America later in the spring. Once both make their ways to Coachella, they'll link up for a bunch of gigs in late April and early May, with a few additional dates in June for good measure. Blessed curse words, is this ever a good combo.

And, hey, while we're making with the puns, M.I.A.'s not exactly gonna be living up to her stage name through the rest of the spring, with a few more festivals and a bunch of North American club dates along the way. Holy Fuck will precede their time with Ms. Arulpragasam with a tour of the UK and Europe.

In addition to their joint dates, both Holy Fuck and M.I.A. have fairly fresh remix-laden releases to their credit: Holy Fuck for "Lovely Allen", and M.I.A. for "Paper Planes". Also, Holy Fuck likes Sally Shapiro and getting their nails done, and M.I.A. likes Chuck Taylor. [MORE...]

Teenage Jesus & the Jerks Reunite for Two NYC Shows

Photo by GODLIS

Reviled and revered in equal measure during their brief time together, the incalculably influential no wave icons Teenage Jesus & the Jerks will reunite for a pair of shows at the Knitting Factory in their native New York City on June 13. The gigs mark the first time in decades Lydia Lunch and company have performed under the Teenage Jesus moniker. Lunch will be joined by onetime Jerk and Sonic Youth-er/current Bad Seed Jim Sclavunos, as well as a "lost member" of the band on bass.

The shows are going down in conjunction with Abrams Image's June 1 release of No Wave: Post-Punk. Underground. New York. 1976-1980, the previously reported Thurston Moore/Byron Coley-edited book about the rise of the very scene Teenage Jesus & the Jerks helped forge.

Though the rest of the evening's lineup is currently unannounced, this tidbit from the Knitting Factory's press release certainly intrigues: "also on the bill will be a supporting act from the ashes of the original NYC No Wave nightmare. Don't be late, it will be over before you know it." Ladies and germs, start your speculating... pronto.

Atavistic plans to issue the complete works of Teenage Jesus & the Jerks in June.

Death Cab Add Dates, Reveal Cover and iTunes Bonuses

Keep that meter running, sport; this Death Cab ain't fixing to slow up anytime soon. Death Cab for Cutie's tour in support of Atlantic's May 13 release of the band's sixth LP Narrow Stairs, just got a ittle bigger.

The band have added a number of dates well into the summer, which will keep this Death Cab moving in spurts from April 18 off into August. Notable new additions include a night at Red Rocks, a stop at the first-ever Pemberton Festival, and, finally, a trek to Japan's Summer Sonic in the hot season. Openers for various dates include Rogue Wave, Tegan and Sara, the Cave Singers, and Amanda Palmer of the Dresden Dolls.

Oh, that kinda pixelated rainbow thing right up there? That's the cover art for Narrow Stairs. While you're looking longingly at those oozing hues, head on over to iTunes, where you can pre-order the album. The regular iTunes pre-order version of the album comes with several bonuses: the radio edit of first single "I Will Possess Your Heart" (which happens to be eight minutes long), the demo version of "The Ice Is Getting Thinner", and "Audio Credits (As Read by Mike West)", which we believe is a recording of this guy reading the album credits.

The deluxe iTunes pre-order version contains all of the above as well as the demo version of "No Sunlight" and the videos for both the long and short versions of "I Will Possess Your Heart".

No word yet as to whether or not there's going to be a deluxe version of the physical album as well. Surprise! There will NOT be a deluxe version. [MORE...]

Bat for Lashes Opening for Radiohead

Radiohead, you sure do know how to pick 'em. Fresh off the announcement that they'd be joined by Liars on a mess of their U.S. tour dates this spring, we've now learned that Natasha Khan's Bat for Lashes will warm up crowds at Radiohead shows in the UK and Europe. Bat for Lashes join the band on most, but not all, of their June gigs, with the joint engagements ending July 1 in Amsterdam. Well played, all.

When she's not palling around with one of the biggest rock band in the world, Khan is covering the Cure on a new compilation, and working on the follow-up to 2006's Fur & Gold. [MORE...]

Hydra Head Reissues the VSS' Nervous Circuits

Hydra Head-- home of nontraditionally extreme bands like Jesu, Pelican, Oxbow, and Xasthur-- will reissue San Francisco noise punk band the VSS' Nervous Circuits as a CD/DVD set on May 20.

The 1997 album, originally released on Honey Bear Records, was the VSS' only full-length release; members of the band went on to form Pleasure Forever and Year Future as well as found the Gold Standard Laboratories label.

For the Hydra Head reissue of Nervous Circuits, the first 1000 copies will come with a bonus CD of studio and live recordings from a set at Santa Cruz radio station KZSC. The DVD features a slideshow of photos and fliers, a compilation of performances from the 1997 Nervous Circuits Tour, and footage of full live sets at the DUMBO Warehouse in Brooklyn, the Depot in Boulder, CO, and the Co-op in Berkeley, CA. [MORE...]

Will Oldham, Andrew Bird Drop in on New Dosh Record

Photo by Cameron Wittig

It isn't enough for the word "wolf" and variations thereof to ruthlessly dominate band nomenclature in this century. Now the lupine lingo is finding a place in album titles as well!

Enter Wolves and Wishes, the fourth and latest official album from percussion whiz and Andrew Bird bandmate Martin Dosh. The proper follow-up to 2006's The Lost Take arrives May 13 on that clearinghouse of all things eclectic, Anticon. And while Dosh could certainly conjure a full-band sound all lone wolf stylee, here he's recruited a pack of collaborators.

Bird contributes his trademark violin stylings to "Don't Wait for the Needle to Drop" and "Kit and Pearle", while Fog members and associates turn up on "Don't Wait" and the sorta title track "Wolves". Elsewhere, Odd Nosdam lends some "tuneful noise" to "Keep Up Appearance". And then there's the granddaddy of guest appearance-makers, Will "Bonnie 'Prince' Billy" Oldham, who sings on "Bury the Ghost".

Dosh promises us a tour of North America in support of Wolves and Wishes, dates to come. [MORE...]

Vampire Weekend Reveal Record Store Day 7"

Indie rock newcomers Vampire Weekend will join indie rock AARP member Stephen Malkmus in boosting the cause of Record Store Day with the release of a single. Vampire Weekend's single is a 7" with the album version of "A-Punk" on the A-side and the "rehearsal version" of "Oxford Comma" on the B-side. It will come out on April 19, aka Record Store Day.

In keeping with the Record Store Day M.O. (holding special events and offering exclusive merchandise at participating independent stores "with the purpose of celebrating the culture and unique place that they occupy both in their local communities and nationally"), the only shops that will carry the single are the ones participating in Record Store Day. Otherwise, VW completists can find the little vinyl slab at their shows and their website.

By the way, the band still has plenty of shows left, including appearances at both ATP vs. Pitchfork and the Pitchfork Music Festival. Damn, it's like we like them or something! [MORE...]

Scott "Spiral Stairs" Kannberg Curates Sled Island Fest
Lineup includes Wire, RZA, Jonathan Richman, Mogwai, Of Montreal, No Age, Gutter Twins

At a press conference yesterday, the organizers of the Sled Island Festival in Calgary, Alberta made the first lineup announcement for their second annual shindig. On name alone, it's hard to beat Sled Island (what's more fun? Free Pizza Island, maybe?), but the SIF braintrust went even further to ensure success by picking Scott Kannberg as this year's guest music curator.

You might know Kannberg better as Pavement member Spiral Stairs and as the driving force behind Preston School of Industry. For Sled Island 2, he has assembled a lineup of artists that shows off his excellent pedigree and good taste.

Among those artists are Kannberg himself, as well as Wire, RZA, Of Montreal, Jonathan Richman, Mogwai, No Age, the Gutter Twins, Portastatic, José González, Deerhunter, the Dodos, Drive-By Truckers, Extra Golden, Miss Murgatroid and Petra Hayden, Beans, the Broken West, the Cave Singers, Headlights, Elliot Brood, Carolyn Mark, and more.

The Sled Island Festival takes place this year from June 25-28 at various venues around Calgary.

Neko Case, Carl Newman, Ryan Adams on ESOPUS CD
Plus: Atlas Sound, Man Man, Busdriver, Marnie Stern, Gowns

Good news for people who like bi-yearly magazines chalk full of enticing creative and critical miscellany! The latest issue of ESOPUS, number 10, is set to descend on a finer literary retailer near you rather soon.

Like past issues, this one comes bundled with a themed compilation CD. Last time around we delved into the dreamstuff of ESOPUS readers as musically interpreted by Califone, Dirty Projectors, High Places, Black Moth Super Rainbow, and others. This time we'll celebrate "Good News" with selections from Ryan Adams, Atlas Sound, Man Man, Busdriver, Marnie Stern, Gowns, and the redheaded New Pornographer one-two punch of Neko Case and Carl Newman.

ESOPUS asked these folks and the rest below to find a news piece with a "positive" vibe to it-- a more daunting task than one might think-- and spin it into song. Case and Newman team for a tune about a ferret species' return from the brink of extinction, two acts turn in tales based on a window washer who survived a 46-story fall, and Man Man give us, yes, "A Song for Liza Minnelli".

These and more comprise the compilation that will accompany ESOPUS 10, which will also come packed with all manner of visual and written goodness. Look for it in early May. [MORE...]

R.E.M. Expand Accelerate Tour

No matter your take on R.E.M.'s forthcoming Accelerate-- hard-charging return to form, a hollow shell of a once-great rock band, or, most likely, somewhere in between-- one thing's for sure: these new songs are gonna be a hell of a lot more fun to hear live than "Leaving New York" ever was.

So whether or not you'll swoon for "Sing for the Submarine", you'll delight in knowing that R.E.M. have thrown several new gigs into their touring itinerary over the coming months, including a four-date run in the UK in late August.

Of course, all that won't come until after the band wraps its big plans to tool around North America with Modest Mouse and the National, to say nothing of the glut of mostly European, frequently festival appearances they'll do in July and August. And, you know, they actually have to release Accelerate, which they'll do-- with a little help from Warner Bros.-- March 31 in the UK and April 1 in the U.S.

Oh, and make sure to check out Pitchfork contributor Stephen M. Deusner's interview/dental wizardry with R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe right here. [MORE...]

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