BIG Brother big mouth Jade Goody and junkie rocker Pete Doherty are the celebrities Brits would least like to have for dinner, according to a poll.
Kerry Katona was voted the second worst female dinner guest, followed by HeatherMills, Gillian McKeith and Victoria Beckham.
Racing pundit John McCririck was the next least welcome male, followed by Prince Charles, Russell Brand and Ozzy Osbourne.
The poll, by Laborie Wine, found the most desired female dinner guest was Jordan, followed by Aussie singer Kylie Minogue.
Then came the Queen, Madonna and Helen Mirren.
Scots chef Gordon Ramsay was the ideal male dinner guest. Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton and Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, made up the rest of the top three.
They were followed by Jonathan Ross and PaulMcCartney.
Humour, wit and charm were voted the top three dinner party traits - while being too drunk or having bad table manners were voted as the worst ones.