Citizens' Association to Blow Up the Moon

   
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We are a group of citizens from all walks of life who share a common realization and thus a common goal: the Moon is our enemy and must be destroyed. We are dedicated to the pursuit of this goal via lobbying efforts, education of the public, and independent scientific endeavors.

We were founded in 1839 by an unemployed Rumanian werewolf hunter; today we have over two dozen members in five continents. Our numbers are growing yearly as people hear our message and understand the pressing need to destroy the moon.

This website will tell you more about us, about what you can do, and about the threat faced by all humanity.

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Lunacy  
Lycanthropy  
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The London Chapter of Citizens' Association to Blow Up the MoonThe London Chapter celebrates the destruction of Mars' second moon, Phobos.

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Copyright © 2000 by Brian Wells. Last revised April 27, 2000.