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Russian Art Troupe Totally F*&%ed By Medvedev
It is the first time in the 11-year history of The exile, that our newspaper has ever been censored. What's odd about it for us is that the "Fucking For Medvedev" spread, while not exactly family-friendly, is hardly the most shocking thing we've ever printed; we've run a cover depicting a nearly-nude Putin fucking Bill Clinton from behind, another cover depicting Putin as a midget in the Hitlerjugen getting his head patted by a pleased Fuhrer, and a cover demanding that President Yeltsin "Die Already!" during one of his many illnesses.
The offending article/photo essay in the current issue covered a hardcore anti-Medvedev orgy by a performance art troupe named "Voina" (or "War").
[Slightly less censored versions of the photos in question after the jump—they're still plenty NSFW!]
Last Friday, the troupe slipped into Moscow's Biology Museum, stripped off their clothes, and started to fuck—like, really, genuinely fuck—on the museum floor, under a banner reading "Fuck For The Successor Medvedev." Their "art performance" lasted about 10 minutes before museum security pounced.
It didn't take long for the troupe to exploit their performance, posting photos on the Russian-heavy Live Journal blogosphere and mass-mailing the media. But only a few outlets picked up the story—perhaps it had something to do with all the extreme hardcore photos of a fully-pregnant woman getting nailed from behind by a pasty little bohemian, whom we see in the first few photos desperately trying to wank himself to life for the performance.
With just over an hour to change the page and get it approved, we took the files back to our office and redid page six as one giant black page, with a small white box in the middle that read: "In Loving Memory of the Vladimir Putin Era 2000-2008."
There's a lot of anxiety and timidity these days in Russia, the sort that sweeps over the country with every change of power, and these guys didn't want to be the first ones loaded onto cattle wagons and sent off to the Kolyma gold mines. Finally, confident that we'd only delivered a single layer of irony, they printed up the edition, and it was distributed without incident.
Yesterday, two Russian news channels—Ren-TV (owned by state-run Gazprom) and O2 TV, a lame Russian MTV knockoff—called pestering us about the incident, threatening to run a story about it with or without my participation. I'm not sure how they found out, because I can't find any news about our censorship scandal on the Russian Internet or newswires, and we haven't reported it yet either (this Radar account is the first detailed one I know of). I didn't take their calls, because I've already learned firsthand what a Russian-TV smear job looks like.
I'm not sure how this is going to end for us, but the significance of this first-ever censorship of an issue of the exile is clear to all of mankind: The ghost of Stalin is back, and it's occupying a five-foot-two vessel named "Dmitry Medvedev."
Posted by: escoBam on March 7, 2008 11:19 AM