Cinnamon Toasted Apple Jacks
A is for acrylamide found in your fries.
B is for benzene from exhaust in the skies.
C is for cadmium from a hazardous waste spill.
D is for dioxin released from paper mills.
E is for Endosulfan, a toxic pesticide
F is for formaldehyde, a carcinogenic fungicide.
G is for gasoline, a polluting morass.
H is for hydrogen sulfide, a poisonous gas.
I is for the itch that just seems to stay.
J is for jaundice, how'd I get this anyway?
K is for kerosene, do not use it on ticks.
L is for lead used in cheap candle wicks.
M is for mercaptans, that stinky skunk smell.
N is for naphthalene, against moths it repels.
O is for oxalic acid precipitating as your kidney stone.
P is for "PCBs that have polluted me," the earth bemoans.
Q is for Q Fever, a disease spread by ticks.
R is for radiation, too much makes you sick.
S is for Sarin, a deadly nerve gas.
T is for the tapeworm your pet might pass.
U is for ultraviolet rays, pray that sunblock will prevail.
V is for Vancomycin, a drug when all others fail.
W is for Warfarin, both rodenticide and anticoagulant?
X is for xylene, a sickeningly sweet solvent.
Y is for yersina pestis, used in biological warfare.
Z is for Zinfandel -- sigh, anyone want to share?