Ron Paul Not Last Night's Biggest Loser
You know what? Last night, there wasn't only a Democratic primary in Pennsylvania. Sure, the liberal communist Muslim terrorists would like you to believe that, but, oh no. There was a Republican primary, too.
Well, to be fair, it wasn't much of a primary. I mean, the Republicans have already chosen John McCain as their candidate. But that doesn't mean that Democracy should be ignored. Just because it's mathematically impossible for a candidate to win doesn't mean that he can't win.
Stop using logic. And start thinking like Ron Paul...
...Texas Rep. Ron Paul's revolutionaries continue to plug away. With 45% of Pennsylvania's 9,268 precincts reporting, Paul has captured 15% of the vote. He's easily beating former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who has only 12%.
You see that? Ron Paul -- who is still officially a candidiate -- might be a loser, but he's beating that other loser -- the fat Jesus guy, the one who admitted he lost and dropped out -- by three whole percentage points.
The Ron Paul Revolution is still going just as strong as it ever was!
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Ron Paul is continuing to run to spread his message and I thank him for doing that. I will continue to support Ron Paul!
Kisses Dahling, and did I mention. I love the way you did your hair today.
Yeah, me too. Sure thing. I have a feeling this conversation isn’t over. Buh bye!
Is that the class bell I hear? Gotta run you guys, I still gotta go to my locker and get my books. Pass notes in between class, as per usual?
Aha! Her knockers are knocking you straight on your ass! Men! Sheesh.
Go ahead, she knows already. Fuck, I’m a guy. A guy has got to look, right?
I am soooo going to tell your girlfriend that you have a crush on your teacher!
I like it when she wears that striped brown shirt. The one she always wears on Friday.
Tits? What are those? My Mom forgot to tell me! Aha! Yeah, hers are huge.
OMG! OMFG! Drew, stop being such an ass.