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Three women

Posted by chrizzy at 21:28 on 25 Apr 2008

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... That night all three decide they will wear a leather bodice, stilettos, and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos ...

Three women

Love, Jokes, Life, Comedy and humour

The sunshine State

Posted by chrizzy at 00:53 on 15 Apr 2008

Just got back from Florida...whoever named it the sunshine State needs their head looking at...I've never seen so much rain...

rain rain go away

Still better than the cold....

Did I miss anything..

USA, Travel, rain

posh shop opens in Liverpool.

Posted by chrizzy at 23:42 on 17 Mar 2008

posh or what

Shopping, posh

The horror of it all

Posted by chrizzy at 23:04 on 17 Mar 2008

Victoria Beckham shopped for shoes at Barneys in Beverly Hills today...she had to take her little boy with her......how awful for her....did anyone else shop today...I did...I got a wooden goose and a picture...along with a candle...and now I'm going out for ice cream....vickys new shoesI really wonder how people put up with reading such rubbish about their simple day to day comings and ...

Fashion, Shoes, Life, fameshopping

Just for Mike1950

Posted by chrizzy at 14:40 on 17 Mar 2008

Me at 30...my husband is the pretty blonde

me and hubby at 30

My natural hair colour as was...my hair was still very long at that time...I could sit on it...

hair, Other, Me

You don't have to be Irish to be Irish

Posted by chrizzy at 13:51 on 17 Mar 2008

Its St Pat's day...so off to the Irish pub for dinner...on the menubeef and cabbageCorned Beef and Cabbage Corned beef is brisket, topside or silverside which has been pickled in brine. It is especially popular around Dublin. It is best to soak a joint overnight to remove excess salt. 5 lb/ 2 kg joint of corned beef 1 large cabbage bay leaf 2 large onions cold water to cover 2 large carrots ...

beef and cabbage

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

Posted by chrizzy at 13:37 on 17 Mar 2008

I see there are some nasty smells hanging around this place...thought I would clear the air around me by taking a visit to our local KKK to have a coffee...it may give this place time to air out...and for me to feel a lot cleaner..young girlI know people will take this the wrong way....but there are one or two people around here that truly make me want to vomit every time I read one of their ...

If you want to find honey..follow the bees

Posted by chrizzy at 02:33 on 17 Mar 2008

Who or what is killing our bees....found an interesting quote...bees"The elite have publicly stated their desire to significantly reduce world population on numerous occasions. Just yesterday we featured a story about a British Government Ministry of Defense report that postulated on the future use of bio-weapons to thin the human population in under 30 years."Could Governments be killing our ...

bees

Bees, Science and Technology

Brush up your Shakespeare

Posted by chrizzy at 22:13 on 16 Mar 2008

To quote or not to quote that is the questionIt seems that some of us are lacking in our learning...so lads and lasses...take to heart this song...you will all be tested in the morning...I want Shakespeare quoted all over the place...The girls today in society Go for classical poetry, So to win their hearts one must quote with ease Aeschylus and Euripides. But the poet of them all Who will start ...

To quote or not to quote that is the question

Books, Quotes, Other

Do you read Sutter Cane?

Posted by chrizzy at 18:36 on 16 Mar 2008

Its seems like you can't read the BBC news without reading about kids killing each other for fun...I grow up and have lived in and by very rough areas in my time...and I have the scars to prove it...but even I've noticed the change...why is it..do our young no-longer have any hope..is there anyway this can change...deep down a lot of really bad kids can turn out good if only they find the right ...

we are what we read...

Crime, Books, Life

I'm wanted..dead or alive

Posted by chrizzy at 21:17 on 15 Mar 2008

I love reading about William H. Bonney ...so though I would make my own

Most wanted

wanted poster...

Disclaimer: title taken from.. Wanted Dead or Alive... (Bon Jovi song)

USA, fun, Other, billy the kid

If you're happy and you know it

Posted by chrizzy at 01:43 on 15 Mar 2008

don't move country....moving homeHow many people in the UK are happy where they are...if you could move where would it be too...if you really want to move what is stopping you...What would you look for in a new country...better standard of living...large house....swimming pool...good weather....less crime...what country do you think would give you all that..I never left the UK because I was ...

moving home

I'm in with the in crowd

Posted by chrizzy at 22:08 on 14 Mar 2008

I go where the in bloggers go...I'm just wild about OscarIts seems that if you network with the wrong people around here...you are a low life or some such...funny enough I never saw in TOS that we had to have gone to private school to blog here....or that a few of the bloggers were chiefs and the rest lowly Indians...I find a few of the bloggers more than a little rude...they hold themselves up ...

I'm just wild about Oscar

Blogging, Other, wild

Postman Pat ..Postman Pat...

Posted by chrizzy at 02:16 on 14 Mar 2008

“I think that God in creating Postman Pat somewhat overestimated his ability.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Postman Pat One Monday morning Pat the Postman is peddling the neighborhood on his Usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that surprisingly Both cars are still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. ...

Shocking

Jokes, Comedy and humour, postman pat

screen cleaner

Posted by chrizzy at 02:05 on 14 Mar 2008

http://www.hana-ess.eu.dodea.edu/activities/video/dog_screen_clean.swf

Science and Technology, PC

I think we're alone now

Posted by chrizzy at 01:16 on 14 Mar 2008

It gets very quiet on here with all you lot in the UK tucked up in bed...My dream houseBeing alone...are people fond of their own company...or do you need people around you...I love to read..or watch horror movies on my own on an afternoon...I really like my own company alot...and I can get very upset if someone phones or calls around once I've made up my mind I would like a little alone ...

My dream house

Books, Reading

I simply remember my favorite things

Posted by chrizzy at 17:07 on 13 Mar 2008

Church bells...long summer evenings...open windows ...washing on the line...walking to the shops..cows and sheep in fields....a few of the things I miss about the UK...The hills are aliveI saw my first sheep in 7 years last year in New Hampshire..its rare here to even see a horse..we have some great wild life...skunks...coyotes ...chipmonks...but I do miss an afternoon drive in the ...

Talk to me...

Posted by chrizzy at 03:24 on 13 Mar 2008

Like bloggers do..bloggingI find it odd that some of the more interesting blogs never get any comments...is it because we read it and feel the blogger has done such a good job we have no need to add anything...or that if we do add something to a more serious topic we may get laughed at...I'll own up to reading a lot of good blogs and never stopping to say...hey nice blog...if nothing else people ...

blogging

Blogging, Jokes, Other, being friendly

Ride A White Swan

Posted by chrizzy at 17:05 on 12 Mar 2008

This song more than most reminds me of my teen years...I was thinking last night...who was that person all those years ago...and am I anything like her nowadays...swan songShe was vain...never a hair out of place...always had on war paint...high heeled shoes tight clothes..dated all the' in crowd' guys...scared of no-one and nothing...hard as nails...a person who took the underdogs of the school ...

I love Lord Melchett

Posted by chrizzy at 01:34 on 12 Mar 2008

OK now that I have your interest...I thought I would throw in my 2 cents about censoring topic's..Once I had a secret loveWe don't all like the same things...think the same way...or write good English like what we all should...but that is what makes this site interesting...I've learned a lot about large organs...politics..life etc over the last few weeks and its been fun...I'm very much for ...

Once I had a secret love

Love, Other, censoring

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

Posted by chrizzy at 01:05 on 08 Mar 2008

I feel pretty..oh so prettyI now have my mother arms...and any lady of a certain age will tell you that is a bad thing...But I don't know if I will ever use the pathway to a plastic surgeons office...and my husband says he could never afford for me to be repaired...I've gone way beyond the reaches of his pay packet...bless him..What makes some young people feel the need to repair something that ...

I feel pretty..oh so pretty

Health, Life, looking good

When I fall in love

Posted by chrizzy at 22:23 on 01 Mar 2008

Online love..

Ok...truth time..have you ever had wicked thoughts about a fellow blogger..or anyone online..a person you've never even seen a picture of.. do think once you get to know someone..though words alone ... that looks stop mattering..

Love, Internet, Life, Other, Looks

Would you pay more for a happy "bird"

Posted by chrizzy at 02:54 on 01 Mar 2008

Just chicken

Keeping on the theme of chickens...

Almost half of consumers who buy chicken are prepared to pay at least 2 pound extra for birds which they believe to have had happier lives, the RSPCA says

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7271233.stm

Shopping, Chickens, cost of living

Wrong side of the tracks.

Posted by chrizzy at 02:30 on 01 Mar 2008

We're just slum kids, and we know it, And we never stood a chance. We were dragged up from the gutter, From the wrong side of the tracks.then came the trains and the trucks with their loads I know I've been homeless cold hungry in my time..but I think I turned out OK..I've always had family to fall back on in hard times....we don't all get on all the time..but life would of been hell without ...

then came the trains and the trucks with their loads

Life, Other, poor, famlies

The sky is falling

Posted by chrizzy at 19:15 on 29 Feb 2008

A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?" "Yes," the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."Do you want fries with that..I was just doing up the outside of my house for Easter...eggs and rabbits etc..it was a shock to me how the USA do not give time off for Easter Monday ...

Jokes, Easter, Other, Chickens

Jugs at their best

Posted by chrizzy at 20:09 on 28 Feb 2008

One for the boys...

Jug
Jug

Other, Jugs, planeswar

a right pair of booby's

Posted by chrizzy at 01:20 on 28 Feb 2008

Just thought I would throw this in while we were still acting like fourth formers...

booby's on the beach

Birds, Wildlife, Animals and Pets

My large pair of jugs..

Posted by chrizzy at 22:02 on 27 Feb 2008

I thought seeing as we have moved onto jugs..I would show you a rare picture of my own...I'm a very shy person since hitting the big 40......and seeing as there are many pictures of younger jugs out there ....I'm no longer known for taking pictures of my own jugs and showing them online... those days I thought were gone....but even for an old pair...I think you will agree they are worth looking ...

My pair

Other, Jugs

Mine's a large one and a Scotch egg Rodney

Posted by chrizzy at 18:10 on 27 Feb 2008

I've found a large organ in my general area..I'm not really an expert on large organs..so I'm not sure if this is up to scratch...

Forgot where this is..will update later.

USA, organs, Boston, Other, churches

Maiden Mother Crone

Posted by chrizzy at 16:20 on 27 Feb 2008

When did you first notice you were turning into your mother?..men you can answer this too if you wish..A life lineI've noticed I've started to do things that would drive me mad in my own mother..like the way I talk..play with my hair..need peace in the afternoons..and look over my glasses at people in the knowing mother way..I'm also getting her body..something I said I would never do..but things ...

A life line