THE STORY IS TOLD ABOUT A MAN WHO confessed to a priest and said: “Bless me Father for I have sinned. Yesterday, I stood by the side of an old man until he boarded the bus.”
THE story is told when a group of tourists saw the “Pieta” of Michelangelo, they had different reactions: the Spaniards exclaimed “Mama Mia!”; the British said “Brilliant!”; the Americans chorused “Amazing!”; and the Filipinos, rushing as a group, positioned themselves in front of the image excitedly shouting.
THE STORY IS TOLD ABOUT A BOY WHO asked his mother: “Mommy, do angels fly?” “Yes son, they do fly,” replied the mother. “How come I hear Daddy’s secretary call him ‘my angel,’ but he does not even fly?” asked the boy again.
SOMEONE ONCE SAID THAT WITHOUT Jesus, the seven days of the week would be “Mournday,” “Tearsday,” Wasteday,” “Thirstday,” “Fightday,” Shatterday” and “Sinday.”
MANILA, Philippines—The story is told about a little boy who, coming home from school troubled, told his father: “Dad, I was told by my teacher that I will have a part in our school drama.”
MANILA, Philippines—The story is told about a Japanese on board a cruise ship who, after using his mobile phone, threw it into the sea. When asked why, he said: “Oh, we have plenty of those in Japan.”
