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Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure is a book way ahead of its time. Because of this quantum leap in fiction, and I don’t mean “science fiction”, but the regular kind, the stuff that the mainstream actually buys, there may be terms used in the book from time to time that defy the common reader’s understanding.

Use this glossary as your handy guide to all things confusing and Tek Jansen. Use the following links to take you to the words you may wish to understand, and don’t feel bad if you don’t know them yet, it’s no reflection on you, it’s just that you aren’t way ahead of my time.

Check back frequently, because new additions to the glossary are being added even more frequently than the chapters themselves.

-- Glossary Pages --
- A -
  • Alientalia
  • Antartica
  • Artificial Timetables
  • Autoslide
  • - more from the letter "A"

    - B -
  • Billion-Man Army™
  • Black Holes
  • Bobbleheads
  • Buxom
  • - more from the letter "B"

    - C -
  • Carniveral
  • Chinos
  • Crystali-Crystal
  • Cumulonimboscraper
  • - more from the letter "C"

    - D -
  • Delevator
  • Diamonds
  • Diminugoliath
  • Dollarenmimbi
  • - more from the letter "D"

    - E -
  • Elderly
  • Embargo
  • Episcopalian Pope
  • Extinct
  • - more from the letter "E"

    - F -
  • Falseisms
  • Finalitudiness
  • Fire Abatement Spray
  • Flops
  • - more from the letter "F"

    - G -
  • Galactic American
  • Garish
  • Goddess
  • Giganti-Mitts
  • - more from the letter "G"

    - H -
  • Hitchhike
  • Holovidaudio
  • Hover Cab
  • Hug
  • - more from the letter "H"

    - I -
  • Ignorance
  • Implanto-Dimples
  • Interquark
  • Ironclad
  • - more from the letter "I"

    - J -
  • Jackhole
  • Jackwad
  • Jerkied Dork
  • Junior Elvii
  • - more from the letter "J"

    - K -
  • Kev-L-Tec Armor
  • Kill
  • Knowledge
  • Knowledge Stuffing
  • - more from the letter "K"

    - L -
  • Life Space Haggard
  • Lumi-Silk
  • Lung Hawky
  • Lysergic Memory Dot
  • - more from the letter "L"

    - M -
  • Mangina
  • Mist Fields of Venus
  • Moderation
  • Municipal Spaceport
  • - more from the letter "M"

    - N -
  • Neo-Human
  • New Geneva
  • New Terra
  • Nut Sack
  • - more from the letter "N"

    - O -
  • One-Point Harness
  • Organic Culvert
  • Outmoded
  • Oversight
  • - more from the letter "O"

    - P -
  • Passerby
  • Peace
  • Personabeing
  • Postcards
  • - more from the letter "P"

    - Q -
  • Quadrupremsleeperator
  • Quasi-Medic
  • Quasilunar Pseudopulp
  • "Quotation Fingers"
  • - more from the letter "Q"

    - R -
  • Rectoscrape-a-scan
  • Renmimbdollars
  • Robo-Spatula
  • Rockoid
  • - more from the letter "R"

    - S -
  • Sidewalk
  • Soonly
  • Spaceships
  • Statii
  • - more from the letter "S"

    - T -
  • Technamind
  • Terraseconds
  • Terrible Breasts
  • Tobaccoforic
  • - more from the letter "T"

    - U -
  • Ultramung
  • Un-Great Lakes
  • Uninaughts
  • Unpresumingly
  • - more from the letter "U"

    - V -
  • Vacuity
  • Vacuum Tubes
  • Venusian Pollen Cider
  • Vice-Dictator
  • - more from the letter "V"

    - W -
  • Walky Appendages
  • Wealth
  • Weapons of Singular Destruction
  • Wink
  • - more from the letter "W"

    - X, Y, Z
  • Xerkinski
  • Zero
  • Zorbiforic
  • - more from the letters "X, Y & Z"

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