Road-Kill Critters

Gummy Bears, look out! Your cousins are quickly going extinct, and I hear that you're next! These delectable little treats were discovered by Krista Ellis, our foreign correspondent while on a jaunt to the States. They're gummy, they're animals, and they're flat.

They also come in a wide variety of wonderful shapes and colours.

(Armadillo) Your shell didn't save you this time, buddy.

Is it a bear? Is it a dog? we don't know.

A whole different ending to "The Fox and the Hound",

Salamander - Hmmm...tastes like chicken.

Taster than the real squirrels we've tried.


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