He was wrong, but he was great.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia.
Whether or not I am the Antichrist…
Harvard is good, but not that good.
After the second martini.
A one-dog man.
They didn't kill Indians (much).
The tablecloth never lies.
The awkward hush.
Belligerent, robotic Rockettes.
The pleasant drip-drip-drip.
The other crack epidemic.Brooklyn is not expanding!
The only remaining racist.
No backpack here, Heinrich!
Liquor + Paxil = Wow!
The great banana revolution.
Well, maybe not black people.
I'm guessing she wasn't 12.
Lips are the new blond.
Knee fluid is disheartening.
Dear Roger Clemens …
That's not a shoe-tree.
Become a scandal-monger.
Buy the cheapest thing you can stand.
Your silence makes me frisky.
Cut up my steak and feed it to me.
Shocked, not awed.
The baby likes Derrida.
Then he went to get a haircut.
Numskull is not inaccurate.
The full upright and locked position.
Eat the cheese.
You say abandonment, I say potato.
You aren't Ann Landers.
Aspire to be a meadow.
Dollar bills to roll around in.
Ears tend to be tricky.
We'd like to offer you a trailer.
The squarest man.
Now with more crumbs!
Still wearing pajamas.
A smile like rigor mortis.
Washing dishes in the dark.
Gillette's dirty little secret.
Lonely infatuations.
A breathtaking act of rudeness.
Five days later, he died.
We dream of pastry!
Besmirched librarians.
It looked like crud.
The natural way to end a conversation.
Time for more yogurt.
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Robot Wisdom
Wall-E reviewed.
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June 26, 2008, 6:44 PM ET - explainer
Why Don't Jehovah's Witnesses Vote?
Because they're representatives of God's heavenly kingdom.
Jacob Leibenluft
June 26, 2008, 6:39 PM ET - day to day
A First for the Second Amendment
Slate stories on NPR's Day to Day.
June 26, 2008, 4:34 PM ET - politics
Blessed Reassurance
How Obama can lessen the intensity of the opposition.
Jeff Greenfield
June 26, 2008, 4:21 PM ET - the breakfast table
The Supreme Court Breakfast Table
Was it ever Miller time?
Walter Dellinger, Jack Goldsmith, Dahlia Lithwick, and Cliff Sloan
June 26, 2008, 3:49 PM ET - the chat room
Low Pay, No Respect, High Satisfaction
Readers chime in as Emily Yoffe discusses the reality of day care work.
June 26, 2008, 2:24 PM ET - recycled
What Kind of Terrorism Does North Korea Sponsor?
It sells missile technology.
Brendan I. Koerner
June 26, 2008, 1:54 PM ET - dvd extras
The Complete Carlin
What you can learn from watching 800 minutes of George Carlin.
Joshua David Mann
June 26, 2008, 1:28 PM ET - hollywoodland
Reality Bites
Why the actors' strike won't happen.
Kim Masters
June 26, 2008, 1:13 PM ET - chatterbox
Guns of Convenience
The Supreme Court thinks convenience is an argument against gun control. Actually, it's an argument for it.
Timothy Noah
June 26, 2008, 12:49 PM ET - map the candidates
Keys to the Kingdom
Obama and McCain are in Pennsylvania and Ohio, two of the most crucial swing states come November.
E.J. Kalafarski and Chadwick Matlin
June 26, 2008, 11:52 AM ET - slate v
Can Apes Really Talk?
A daily video from Slate V.
June 26, 2008, 10:58 AM ET - Convictions
Nino Get Your Gun
Commentary on the Supreme Court's ruling in a major gun rights case.
June 26, 2008, 10:56 AM ET
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Barachmaninoff
The latest addition to Slate's dictionary of Obamaisms.
Chris Wilson
June 26, 2008, 10:41 AM ET - xx factor
But a Boob Job IS an Investment
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be ugly.
June 26, 2008, 10:40 AM ET - dear prudence
Who's My Daddy?
How do I tell my son that "Gramps" isn't my real father?
June 26, 2008, 7:13 AM ET - today's pictures
Today's Pictures
They call me the wanderer.
June 26, 2008, 7:12 AM ET - doonesbury
Today's Doonesbury
Pronoia gal.
June 26, 2008, 7:12 AM ET - today's cartoons
Today's Cartoons
Cartoonists' take on Congress.
June 26, 2008, 7:11 AM ET - today's papers
Not a Time To Kill
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Daniel Politi
June 26, 2008, 6:11 AM ET
- the breakfast table
The Supreme Court Breakfast Table
A skeptical new mood about the death penalty?
Walter Dellinger, Jack Goldsmith, Dahlia Lithwick, and Cliff Sloan
June 25, 2008, 3:49 PM ET - explainer
Are Black Muslims Sunni or Shiite?
Many say, "None of the above."
Chris Wilson
June 25, 2008, 7:19 PM ET - recycled
Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny
A brief history of the bikini.
Julia Turner
June 25, 2008, 5:56 PM ET - foreigners
Protecting the Oil Supply
What if the Chinese were to apply the Carter Doctrine?
Shmuel Rosner
June 25, 2008, 6:03 PM ET - jurisprudence
Five Myths About the New Wiretapping Law
Why it's a lot worse than you think.
Patrick Radden Keefe
June 25, 2008, 3:12 PM ET - kausfiles
Did Obama Dis Scarlett?
Plus: A Utah warning for McCain
Mickey Kaus
June 25, 2008, 11:57 PM ET - slate v
Dear Prudence: Dogs Gone Wild
A daily video from Slate V
June 25, 2008, 11:52 AM ET - Obamamania
Monobamatic
The latest addition to Slate's dictionary of Obamaisms.
Chris Wilson
June 25, 2008, 10:57 AM ET - human nature
Sexual Antagonism
A genetic theory of homosexuality.
William Saletan
June 25, 2008, 8:04 AM ET
- LINE of the DAY"I'd never seen anything resembling this relationship between a joyous, loving dog and a steady but undemonstrative ram."My Dog Has a Crush on My RamBy Jon Katz
- rural life
My Dog Has a Crush on My Ram
A love story.
Jon Katz
June 25, 2008, 6:55 AM ET - moneybox
Barrel Fever
Does anyone know how much oil there is in the world?
Yves Smith
June 25, 2008, 6:54 AM ET - human guinea pig
Diaper Genie
Can I cut it as a day care worker, one of the most exhausting, worst paid, and smelliest jobs in America?
Emily Yoffe
June 25, 2008, 6:53 AM ET - today's papers
Rise of the Insurgents
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Daniel Politi
June 25, 2008, 6:16 AM ET
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The Supreme Court Breakfast Table
This "adequate" substitute for habeas. ...
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June 24, 2008, 3:49 PM ET - other magazines
How To Speak Bubba
The Weekly Standard on wooing rural voters.
Morgan Smith
June 24, 2008, 5:35 PM ET - moneybox
Hey, Fat Spender
Is America's obesity linked to its decline in saving?
Rob Cyran
June 24, 2008, 4:51 PM ET - gaming
Keeping It Unreal
Metal Gear Solid 4 reveals the genius of the world's greatest, weirdest video game designer.
Chris Baker
June 24, 2008, 3:57 PM ET - gearbox
Finally, a Hybrid for the Country Club Set
The Lexus GS 450h is greener and more fun than its gas-guzzling cousins.
Jason Stein
June 24, 2008, 2:59 PM ET - foreigners
Who's Africa's Worst Dictator?
Hint: It's probably not Robert Mugabe.
Peter Maass
June 24, 2008, 1:34 PM ET - jurisprudence
20 Questions for David Addington
A proposed script for the vice president's chief of staff.
Dan Froomkin
June 24, 2008, 12:56 PM ET - the best policy
The Department of Forgetting
How an obscure FBI rule is ensuring the destruction of irreplaceable historical records.
Alex Heard
June 24, 2008, 12:47 PM ET
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How To Write for the Web
Caleb Crain explains it for you.
Jack Shafer
June 24, 2008, 11:45 AM ET - slate fare
Work for the Slate Group
National sales director wanted.
June 24, 2008, 10:19 AM ET - human nature
Bubble Jobs
The mortgage crisis hits plastic surgeons in the boobs.
William Saletan
June 24, 2008, 8:42 AM ET - poem
"Confinement"
A weekly poem, read by the author.
Tony Hoagland
June 24, 2008, 8:31 AM ET - jurisprudence
Taste-Testing Nutraloaf
The prison food that just might be unconstitutionally bad.
Arin Greenwood
June 24, 2008, 8:07 AM ET - green room
A Tick's Life
The first in a series on revolting creatures.
Constance Casey
June 24, 2008, 8:04 AM ET - Obamamania
Post-Baratic Stress Disorder
The latest addition to Slate's dictionary of Obamaisms.
Chris Wilson
June 24, 2008, 8:03 AM ET - today's papers
Taking a Stand
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Daniel Politi
June 24, 2008, 6:34 AM ET
- foreigners
Nice Guys Finish Last
Why do we expect presidential candidates to be kind?
Anne Applebaum
June 23, 2008, 8:03 PM ET - the breakfast table
The Supreme Court Breakfast Table
Is there a new era of good feelings at the marble palace?
Walter Dellinger, Jack Goldsmith, Dahlia Lithwick, and Cliff Sloan
June 23, 2008, 3:49 PM ET - bushisms
Bushism of the Day
The president's accidental wit and wisdom.
Jacob Weisberg
June 23, 2008, 5:31 PM ET - technology
Victoria's Circuit
Harnessing the untapped power of breast motion.
Adrienne So
June 23, 2008, 4:10 PM ET - explainer
What's Up With Chinese Menus?
The stories behind "chicken without sexual life" and "bean curd made by a pockmarked woman."
Brian Palmer
June 23, 2008, 3:04 PM ET - summer vacation
Summer Staycation
Can Six Flags survive the economic downturn?
Daniel Gross
June 23, 2008, 2:11 PM ET - summer vacation
The Great Barbecue Debate
Is charcoal bad for the planet?
Brendan I. Koerner
June 23, 2008, 2:07 PM ET - Science
How Smart Is the Octopus?
Bright enough to do the moving-rock trick.
Carl Zimmer
June 23, 2008, 1:14 PM ET
- fighting words
Mourning Glory
The media goes overboard with "the Russert Miracles."
Christopher Hitchens
June 23, 2008, 12:36 PM ET - music box
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Why do bands give themselves unprintable names?
Hua Hsu
June 23, 2008, 11:02 AM ET - fraywatch
Who Is the Donna Reed of This Election?
Why a promise doesn't have to be a suicide pact.
Moira Redmond
June 23, 2008, 10:58 AM ET - summer vacation
The Pasta Salad Manifesto
Twelve steps to a better dish.
Sara Dickerman
June 23, 2008, 8:14 AM ET - summer vacation
We're Going on a Treasure Hunt
How to make a summertime museum trip with kids worthwhile.
Emily Bazelon
June 23, 2008, 8:13 AM ET - books
Why Implausibility Sells
The strange quest to write history in the absence of evidence.
Christopher Benfey
June 23, 2008, 8:10 AM ET - Obamamania
Barocrates
The latest addition to Slate's dictionary of Obamaisms.
Chris Wilson
June 23, 2008, 8:06 AM ET - today's papers
Life Is Not Worth Losing
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Daniel Politi
June 23, 2008, 6:18 AM ET
- kausfiles
Obama's "Mission Accomplished"
What his new faux-presidential seal symbolizes.
Mickey Kaus
June 21, 2008, 6:21 PM ET - the breakfast table
The Supreme Court Breakfast Table
Is the court beginning its togetherness phase?
Walter Dellinger, Jack Goldsmith, Dahlia Lithwick, and Cliff Sloan
June 21, 2008, 3:49 PM ET - jurisprudence
The Supreme Court: A User Guide
The Supreme Court matters next election. Seriously.
Dahlia Lithwick
June 21, 2008, 9:14 AM ET
- moneybox
Houston, We Have No Problems
In the midst of a stagnant economy, an oil star shines in Texas.
Daniel Gross
June 21, 2008, 9:13 AM ET - reading list
Yummy Mummys, Mongoose Mine-Detectors, and Leg-Lengthening Surgery
What the Brits are reading about science and technology.
William Saletan
June 21, 2008, 9:12 AM ET - today's papers
A Separate Peace
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Jesse Stanchak
June 21, 2008, 7:04 AM ET
- politics
The Flip-Flop Brothers
Both McCain and Obama wobbled. Who will pay the price?
John Dickerson
June 20, 2008, 6:32 PM ET - fashion
The Arms Race
Why are fashion designers suddenly obsessed with sleeves?
Josh Patner
June 20, 2008, 6:10 PM ET - slate v
Summary Judgment for June 20
A daily video from Slate V
June 20, 2008, 5:22 PM ET - did you see this?
The Great Office War
The best of Web video.
June 20, 2008, 5:14 PM ET - explainer
Why Would a Virus Look at Kiddie Porn?
Malicious code that makes your computer visit illegal Web sites.
Tony Romm
June 20, 2008, 5:13 PM ET - foreigners
"Broke-on-Broke Violence"
What the U.S. press got wrong about South Africa's xenophobic riots.
Kerry Chance
June 20, 2008, 5:10 PM ET - culturebox
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Has modern life killed the semicolon?
Paul Collins
June 20, 2008, 4:51 PM ET - jurisprudence
Swing Your Partner
O'Connor vs. Kennedy as the justice in the middle.
Emily Bazelon
June 20, 2008, 4:36 PM ET - other magazines
So Long, Soybeans
The Economist on the new generation of biofuels.
Sonia Smith
June 20, 2008, 3:58 PM ET - hey, wait a minute
Lost
Why I'm giving up on GPS devices.
Joel Achenbach
June 20, 2008, 3:07 PM ET - trailhead
Web 2.Oh No
The campaigns debate over Twitter, 140 characters at a time.
June 20, 2008, 2:29 PM ET - movies
Muppet Troy!
And other inspired responses to our movie-remake contest.
Dana Stevens
June 20, 2008, 2:28 PM ET
- culturebox
Lil Wayne and the Afronaut Invasion
Why have so many black musicians been obsessed with outer space?
Jonah Weiner
June 20, 2008, 1:50 PM ET - gardening
Digging Up Dinner
A vegetable garden can supplement your table and spruce up your yard.
Constance Casey
June 20, 2008, 12:54 PM ET - bushisms
Bushism of the Day
The president's accidental wit and wisdom.
Jacob Weisberg
June 20, 2008, 12:21 PM ET - television
Camp Rock
The Jonas Brothers begin their journey toward world domination.
Troy Patterson
June 20, 2008, 12:16 PM ET - gabfest
The Flip-Flop Gabfest
Listen to Slate's review of the week in politics.
Emily Bazelon, John Dickerson, and David Plotz
June 20, 2008, 11:06 AM ET - jurisprudence
Revolution in Waiting
Taking the pulse of gay rights in the courts.
William N. Eskridge Jr. and Darren R. Spedale
June 20, 2008, 7:56 AM ET - Obamamania
BaroxyContin
The latest addition to Slate's dictionary of Obamaisms.
Chris Wilson
June 20, 2008, 7:50 AM ET - corrections
Corrections
Slate's mistakes.
June 20, 2008, 7:48 AM ET - press box
Novak, Russert, and the Washington Protection Racket
Novak and his partner in logrolling, Tim Russert.
Jack Shafer
June 20, 2008, 7:37 AM ET - explainer
The 25-Cent Flood Protection Device
Why are we still using sandbags to keep rivers from overflowing?
Jacob Leibenluft
June 20, 2008, 7:28 AM ET - today's papers
He's in the Money
A summary of what's in the major U.S. newspapers.
Daniel Politi
June 20, 2008, 6:37 AM ET
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