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Lula 3D pc Game Reviews
Lula 3D
Critic Score
Metascore: 28 Metascore out of 100
User Score  
5.8 out of 10
based on 14 reviews
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Lula, the curvaceous producer of erotic movies, is in a serious fix. Just before shooting begins on her new film, three of her best bosom stars are kidnapped. The only clue to the culprits are the tapes recorded by security cameras on her luxurious estate in Beverly Hills, which show masked characters sneaking through the park. A black delivery van had been parked close to the wall. By chance, she comes across a book of matches from an ominous San Francisco club in her villa - it must have been dropped by one of the kidnappers. There's no time to lose! Slip into Lula's role and race off to Frisco in her racy hot rod. Experience a wild chase across America with breakneck twists and a volley of erotic action. Total body action: from exotic dancer to tiger-like talons - Lula gives every bad boy just what he wants. Bouncing boobs technology: natural animation using motion capturing. Sexy outfits for Lula include a cowgirl bikini, transparent fashions, and the rubber-slut look. Dusty, Lula's faithful friend, watches what's going on using a doggy cam. Engines at full throttle! Hot pursuits with lots of rubber on the asphalt - and elsewhere. [CDV Software]

PUBLISHER: CDV Software
DEVELOPER: Vulpine
GENRE(S): Action, Adventure
PLAYERS: 1
ESRB RATING: RP (Rating Pending)
RELEASE DATE: February 10, 2006

What The Critics Said

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69
Digital Entertainment News
On the way to the porn game, a halfway-decent action-adventure game broke out! Lula 3D is maybe the closest you’ll ever get to Nude Raider, and the action isn’t just about the sex. Surprisingly good.
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58
Just Adventure
I laughed harder and longer while playing Lula 3D than I have at most supposedly humorous mainstream games.
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38
PC Gamer
Burdened by poor (though amusing) translations and just silly puzzles, not even watching Lula slide a thick purple (bleep) into her (bleep) while (bleep) (bleep) makes it fun or erotic. [May 2006, p.102]
31
Computer and Video Games
Unsurprisingly, game controls are awful, puzzles inane and progress governed by doors that magically unlock themselves after you've spoken to everyone who's lounging around town about life as a hooker or giving blowjobs. [PC Zone]
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30
Adventure Gamers
Not a single aspect of the game ever rises above mediocrity, and the experience is continually marred by all kinds of shoddy design and production issues that drag it further down.
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25
IC-Games
Lula 3D contains more tits than a Labour party conference with the end result being as much fun. The graphics, gameplay and mechanisms are years out of date and simply offer no purpose in a time when gaming should be turning a new page.
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20
Total Video Games
Lula 3D makes you feel dumb and dirty whilst playing, it should seriously come with a health warning advising against brain rot settling in.
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20
Loaded Inc
Not only will you raise your blood pressure at the frustrating combat, bugs, and dialogue but you will have wasted 15 hours of your life. That’s time better spent reading a book, building something—hell, sleeping. If you see anyone with Lula 3D you need to take the game from them, douse it in petrol, and ignite to send the abomination back to the gaming hell it deserves.
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20
EuroGamer
The game's presentation is terrible, from the hideous music to the stupid cut-scenes to the way that Lula somehow manages to store every item she picks up - keys, beer bottles, porn mags, you name it - in her already rather full bra. The voice acting is worse than you'll have seen in most porn films, if you like that sort of thing, and the poorly translated dialogue just makes matters worse.
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18
Jolt Online Gaming UK
We love adventure games, and we love crass humour, but we hate Lula 3D. It’s not funny and, as far as we can tell, it isn’t even trying to be – the sexual content is there purely for dubious types to get themselves off on rather than comedy value... Lula 3D is f...ing awful.
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18
My Gamer
Any product that comes off the worse in a comparison to freely available porn simply should not be sold.
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10
Boomtown
Not only will you yourself come close to repeatedly bashing your head on your keyboard, you’ll have given the publishers of this tripe some of your hard earned money. If it’s ‘eroticism’ you want, just use the internet instead. Don’t buy this game.
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10
AceGamez
The pathetic story, egregious gameplay, stilted animations, retchsome dialogue and puerile puzzles do little to aid the claim that this is actually a game and not just a shoddy excuse for a bunch of sallow-faced geeks to digitally replicate what they could never hope to achieve in the real world. If they put as much time into the gameplay as they did into perfecting their Bouncin' Boobs technology, then Lula 3D might have stood a chance. But they didn't.
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5
PC Gameworld
There are much better, more entertaining and less frustrating ways of getting your jollies than this.
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What Our Users Said

Vote Now! The average user rating for this game is 5.8 (out of 10) based on 23 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

John D. gave it a5:
From everything I hear and see it's a promising game if you're a horny wreck. Otherwise, I highly doubt the creators of the game are grossing more than at least a million dollars. And who put the name 3D in there? Was there ever a 2D? Why do we need to know?

Andras S. gave it a9:
I saw a lot of bad reviews of this game but honestly i do no get it , what do you expect from a sex game ?! This game gives you everything it promises and its the best i saw so far in this gene, the graphic is great, dialog ok (only heard English version) game play could be better, but you know all that for a sex game?! Did any of you ever watched porn? usually its cheesy - well this is a bit better, don’t expect the best adventure game ever created, it is a porn game and for that a damn good one, actually the best i ever seen so far, graphic is good, sure it could be better, but is detailed enough to even see the stuff that turns us an, if you conservative then why even look at this game this IS PORN get over it and don’t just write bad reviews because you don’t like porn, I’m very happy with it, good job CDV I LOVE IT.

Itch N. gave it a1:
wow, you played it more than once? now thats bravery! 1 point for Bouncin' Boobs technology - the highlight of the game. 'nuff said.

Chadwell R. gave it a7:
I care to disagree with the previous comments made about this game and think that its actually an alright game for a laugh and will keep many a gamer happy for a couple of nights. Its not a masterpiece but it does become quite good when you play it more than once.

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