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January 25, 2007
Village Voice Fools Readers: The Only Tees Found In Edition With Headline "Sarah Silverman Shows Us Her Tits" Are in the SheMale Escort Section in the Back
We certainly weren't expected to get assaulted by a screaming headline with the "T-word" while gallivanting offline down the generally Suitable For Work streets of Park Slope, Brooklyn. But that's exactly what happened when a urine soaked stack of Village Voices arrested us with this vulgar cover!
We were so shocked and agape by this lewd claim, we frantically searched every page--savagely tearing away clumps of old media--to get to the promised lurid photo spread of Sarah Silverman's rack. Have our senses forsaken us? Had we tumbled into some kind of Kafkaesque reality where we found ourselves turned into Stevie Wonder--able to play the piano really well, but unable to see? Or perhaps there must have been a printing error, because wouldn't you know, not a single exposed ladylump belonging to Ms. Silverman was to be found. Wait a minute... was this some kind of trick, Village Voice?
Sarah Silverman Shows Us Her Tits
Musto Talks About the Interview
Posted by The Apiary at January 25, 2007 12:55 AM
Comments
Yeah! I picked it up this morning to my disappointment! Cuz I loves me a brilliant JAP with hairy nipples. Can you believe Jimmy Kimmel's hittin' dat?!
Posted by: Billy Reno at January 25, 2007 9:54 AM
Perfect title, Nate!
This article was lame. If Musto wants to work on his "you're a cunt" routine why doesn't he just do a bringer show at the Comedy Cellar and spare Voice readers? He came across as the most obnoxious woman since Ant!
Posted by: Patrick at January 25, 2007 10:24 AM