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The Colbert Report

Clinton Takes on Technical Difficulties

Mondays - Thursdays 11:30p/10:30c
Posted: 04/18/2008
Views: 21631

The Colbert Report

On Notice - Obama Takes on Distractions

Mondays - Thursdays 11:30p/10:30c
Posted: 04/18/2008
Views: 13207

The Colbert Report

The Ed Words - Valued Voter

Mondays - Thursdays 11:30p/10:30c
Posted: 04/18/2008
Views: 12152

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Philadelphia Democratic Debate in Review Pt. 1

Mondays - Thursdays 11p/10c
Posted: 04/18/2008
Views: 14442

South Park

Internet Transients

Wednesdays 10p/9c
Posted: 04/17/2008
Views: 1836
Posted:
04/18/2008
Views:
21631

The Colbert Report

Clinton Takes on Technical Difficulties

Senator Hillary Clinton gets to the bottom of Stephen's technical problems and recommends toggling the input.

Watch this entire episode of The Colbert Report!
Watch Hillary's most recent appearance on The Daily Show.
Posted:
04/18/2008
Views:
13207

The Colbert Report

On Notice - Obama Takes on Distractions

Senator Barack Obama believes that the American people are tired of petty distractions.

Watch this entire episode of The Colbert Report!
See Stephen's interview with Michelle Obama.
Posted:
04/18/2008
Views:
12152

The Colbert Report

The Ed Words - Valued Voter

In considering who gets his vote, John Edwards is concerned about more than receiving several jet skis for his family -- he'd also like to be a spy.

Watch this entire episode of The Colbert Report!
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Posted:
04/18/2008
Views:
14442

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Philadelphia Democratic Debate in Review Pt. 1

Providing a master class in questions that elevate out-of-context remarks and trivial, insipid miscues into subjects of national discourse is Jon's job, not a moderator's.

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Posted:
04/17/2008
Views:
1836

South Park

Internet Transients

Stan, Randy and the other internet refugees dream of a better life on the Internet.

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Beat them all -- play South Park Asskicker.

Root Game

Root of All Evil Game

Defend the Reno Sheriff's department -- use Excessive Force if you must!
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Joke of Day

Hack Golfer

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."

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Barack on The Daily Show AND Colbert Report? It's an Obama-Nation!

You saw Barack on The Colbert Report last night, along with Hillary Clinton and ex-contender John Edwards. Wanna see him again? Yes, you can! The third time may prove to be even more of a charm as Barack returns to The Daily Show this Monday night. What do YOU want to see Jon ask Barack?

You Saw Night of Too Many Stars -- Now Do More to Help Autism!

Jon Stewart, Sarah Silverman, Stephen Colbert, Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and many more came together in one overbooked concert on Sunday. But just because the show is over, doesn't mean the cause is -- you can still donate to Autism research right here. Also, there's still time for you to bid on some hot wheels: a 2009 Toyota Corolla, with all the proceeds going towards Autism as well!

Have You Had Trouble Masturbating This Week?

Jon and The Daily Show will not be expected in heaven any time soon: from President Bush picking the Pope up at the airport "like a stoner roommate" to a pregnant Sam Bee fitting into her Catholic schoolgirl outfit for her last stab at contrition, The Daily Show's Blessed Week Ever coverage of the pope's visit was less holy and more "holy sh*t!" What nickname do you think President Bush used for the Pope?

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Lewis Black Stand Up

The box office is open! Tickets are on sale now.
See Lewis catch stories that fall through the cracks.
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John Oliver

04/20/08 10p/9c

"You could grab any Fox journalist square by the shoulders, shake them backwards and forwards and scream into their face, "Be worse at your job," and they'd be entitled to look straight back of you and say, "How?"

See John's tribute to FOX News on The Daily Show.
Did John Oliver invent The Daily Show when he was at school?
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