Cooper Brown
A handsome bald male, Cooper Brown is a 21st century success story. While doing an internship at Paramount in LA some big shots liked the Cooper style and took him under their wing. Now he’s a veteran of the shallow, backstabbing and treacherous movie industry, and he loves it.
Two years ago he moved to London in pursuit of an extremely hot chick called Victoria, who knows everyone who's anyone in London and launched the Coop onto the party scene, which he enjoys with gusto. Also an adviser to the Conservative Party on matters media, he runs a production company, Gonzoballs Inc. His column every Thursday looks at his favourite subject: Cooper Brown, a high-flying Yank making it big in London Town.
Cooper Brown: Victoria (my wife!!!!! How weird is that?)
He’s Out There: 'If you must fly with offspring, they should go in cattle class. I don't pay £4,000 to sit next to a child'
Recently by Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 17 July 2008
'I keep looking the sushi chef's way. Then he catches me and we're fixed in some kind of kamikaze stare-off'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 10 July 2008
'The priest had really bad halitosis and he kept leaning in towards me. I nearly threw up all over him'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 3 July 2008
'Why am I getting married? Why just eat one candy bar slowly when you can have the whole store?'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 26 June 2008
'We are eight days and counting until Coop becomes a married man and women around the world weep'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 19 June 2008
'Minnie Driver has agreed to sing at the wedding. Victoria is going to go mental when she finds out'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 12 June 2008
'Suddenly, Hugo smashes a pint glass over his head – he's a real ice-breaker in awkward moments'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 5 June 2008
'Ben's my best man and will definitely give me the sort of stag party I want– we'll have a room full of hookers...'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 29 May 2008
'I'm imagining myself giving Suralan hell in the boardroom, when the headmistress interrupts my reverie'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 22 May 2008
'Sitting in a dirty French burger bar among tracksuited British tourists slightly took the shine off things'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Thursday, 15 May 2008
'We're staying at L'Hôtel du Cap, which, I have to admit, is pretty cool. Hugh Grant told me to check it out'
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