8 Truthful Celebrity Autobiography Covers
Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren’t really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity biographies that we think are a little more truthful.
8. Stedman Graham
7. Mario Lopez
6. Mel Gibson
5. Jeff Skilling
4. Manny Ramirez
3. Tori Spelling
2. Matthew McConaughey
1. Spencer Pratt
Special thanks to readers Amanda S., Scott S., and Patrick S. for helping out. No, they’re not related.
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Tags: Autobiographies, Jeff Skilling, Manny Ramirez, mario lopez, Mel Gibson, Spencer Pratt, stedman graham, Tori Spelling
June 30th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Great list! One of HolyTaco’s finest!
June 30th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Pretty damn funny.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
haha this is awesome - Front page of digg, asap?
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
June 30th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I laughed so hard I pooped my pants.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
How about one for Paris Hilton’s book…
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Confessions of an Heiress
Foreword (written by some dude that nailed her in some club in east LA)
Chapter one: I do swallow.
Afterword (written by the dude’s friend who claims to have gotten it on tape)
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Lucy Pinder/Katie Price/Keeley Hazel
I’m British and have sweet cans
June 30th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
OK, been coming to the Taco since a colleague sent a link with the subject “you gotta go to this site”.
The ladies are fine, but like Playboy, I have to admit I read the Taco for the articles. I swear that at least once a day, there is at least one article that is, at minimum, close to ‘piss your pants’ funny.
So today, I see the first jpeg on Stedman, same result. Thank you Taco, for replacing the void left by SNL since Hartman and Farley went to go push up daisies.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
That Spencer Pratt one is outrageously funny
June 30th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I would have gone with “Monkey Shit” for Pratt. Simply because his name being uttered is much like the poo being thrown through the air by said monkey.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation and tell me McConaughey has no talent. It’s like he’s the only person in the movie who took his job of acting serious. Zelweger was ridiculous in it and it’s a shame she’s got all the awards and he didn’t. Hell you can use MMAth with that movie to show he’s a better actor than she is and therfore deserves her statues.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I’m cool with the Pratty Donkey Shit… it has a certain turd-appeal just like him… good solid turd log
July 5th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Epic
July 8th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
funny stuff. who’s spencer pratt?
August 1st, 2008 at 2:13 am
Well, the mentioned people are some sort of famous and they are good at it. Would be really great to see the taco in a hand of a really good celeb. Paris or Tom Hanks perhaps.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:10 am
“From the author of Absolutely Not One God Damn Thing”
August 1st, 2008 at 7:33 am
I’ve never even heard of spencer pratt. And Tori is harsh horsefaced. She was the dog on 90210.
August 6th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Haha, I like the Manny one. Ya’ll should do one just on athletes. Lots of material to work with, and celebrities are beginning to bore me.
August 15th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
You very funny man…