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Cheap Humour

September 3, 2008 · 1 Comment

Sometimes names of products or companies don’t translate well across the language barrier.

There are numerous examples across the web, and there are several TV Programmes usually featuring Chris Tarrant that also peddle this peurile humour.

So Apologies to this Bulgarian Company, a manufacturer of Beauty products.

Unfortunately, in English, your company name refers to a minor (If you aren’t pregnant) viral infection called German Measles

Rubella Cosmetics
Give them some business, make me feel less guilty

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Thank God they don’t use Piranhas

July 30, 2008 · 1 Comment

Saw this on news 24 which we have running in the corner in work.

I was whistling the theme tune to Red Dwarf for most of the morning after.

BBC news 24 Fish Pedicure

I’ve asked about getting a fish tank for the lab, but was told that my feet would probably kill the fish with food poisoning

Charming

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Whoops!

May 14, 2008 · 1 Comment

Lets make this clear. I like the idea behind the Dove adverts.

The idea of using everyday women to advertise your products instead of supermodels and celebs is a refreshing change in our “Hello Magazine” Society.

I’m not married to a supermodel or a WAG, and quite frankly I wouldn’t want to be. They’re OK for eye candy, but I can’t imagine discussing the finer points of philosophy and ethics with Posh and Becks at 3am in the morning.

The adverts in the TV media are common currency. Below are a couple of examples:

 

 

Now you may have seen in the media a report that all is not quite what it appears.

See reference to it here in Cosmetic Design Europe

 

In an interview with New Yorker magazine, Pascal Dangin, who retouches photographs for leading fashion companies and magazines, claimed he had worked hard on the Dove pictures.

“Do you know how much retouching was on that?” said Dangin. “But it was great to do, a challenge, to keep everyone’s skin and faces showing mileage but not looking unattractive.”

 Oh Whoops indeed!

Leaving aside the fact that the advertising industry in the US hated the Ads when they first aired, and were horrified when the general public warmly received them, Pascal’s comments do not come as a complete surprise to me.

I shouldn’t say that this revelation was greeted with a degree of schadenfreud in the industry, but I will comment that my CEO had a grin on his face like a Cheshire Cat when he heard about it.

Now this may be unconnected with the trouble that Unilever have been experiencing with Greenpeace in relation to Palm oil use

 Greenpeace Link

 

But I wouldn’t put money on it

And I suspect that this revelation may also be related to the protest at the Unilever plant in Port Sunlight where protestors were dressed as orang-utans to highlight the sourcing of palm oil from unsustainable slash and burn

BBC Link:  

Everyone in the industry is watching this one to see how it pans out

For those of us not directly involved it should be fun 

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20th Century Boy

December 23, 2007 · 1 Comment

I’m not a historian, but I do have an interest in early 20th Century history and society and technology
I especially love all the glamour and artwork and sheer care and joy that went into crafting some of the adverts for even the most mundane of stuff.
This is not done so much today. I and people I work with shudder in horror when we hear the name “Nadine Baggot” and “Pentapeptides”, but not all companies chase the new ideas and disregard the old.

An example of this especially this time of the year, is the seasonal push by companies like the Coca Cola Corporation. They’ve been around for a while, so have a very large back catalogue of stuff to use. Nostalga sells especially if you’re marketing carbonated soft drinks. However its sanitised for a modern audience, as although people like the idea of the old days, they often view it with a healthy dose of soft focus from the safety of 50 years into the future.

Anyway I digress.

I was searching around some old valve radio sites when I found a link to this wonderful resource
The Ad*Access Project at Duke University

Shall I say retro nerd heaven?
I keep thinking though if I let our marketing team loose with the claims that used to be permissible in the days before the MHRA and Trading Standards…… I would be in it deep. Up to my nostrils in fact
As an example I leave you with this delight from 1929.
Happy days!
Wildroot Hair tonic

An Update!
Whilst browsing through Badscience.net, I found a post with links by someone under the name of Dibsy
The link went to here
Scroll down until you find the all time favourite of “Thor-radia” cream and powder!
Ladies! get a radiant glow with the special actives of Thorium and Radium!
A product for the time of your (Half) life!

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MHRA alert

December 17, 2007 · 3 Comments

This concerns OSAS body lotion (Hat tip to Badscience.net)
MHRA Press Release regarding OSAS (Intensive body lotion with Aloe Vera) containing Steroids

This sort of thing, how shall I say it, “Grips my Excrement”
The industry has enough problems with people like the Daily Mail having pops without idiots like this selling a product which contains licenced prescription only pharmaceuticals, and passing it off as a cosmetic product.
To quote the MHRA

Home The Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) has found steroids in an intensive body lotion with Aloe Vera called OSAS, which claimed to contain natural ingredients. The lotion which is an unlicensed product illegally claimed to treat eczema and psoriasis and has been found to be sold in a variety of Asian and African beauty shops in London and the West Midlands and over the Internet.

Oh great!. Birmingham trading standards is always having to go to these sort of places to get illegal skin whitening creams and “Ethnic cosmetics” such as Kohl which contains enough lead to kill a horse off the market.

The lotion was brought to the attention of the MHRA by a paediatric dermatologist who became concerned when the parent of a baby he was treating for eczema started to use this product on the baby. The lotion tested positive for variable amounts of, Betamethasone dipropionate - a type of medicine called a corticosteroid. The product also contains Clotrimazole which is used in anti-fungal medications.

Strong corticosteroids (such as betamethasone) are only available on prescription and are used in the treatment of a variety of skin conditions such as eczema and psoriasis. Careful medical supervision of these treatments is important and inappropriate long-term use of corticosteroid medicines can cause skin thinning and other skin complications.

The Agency would strongly advise that anyone using this product, particularly on young children and babies, should stop immediately. Discontinuation of the product may cause a rebound effect (worsening of the condition) and you should therefore consult your doctor or healthcare provider about suitable treatments.

Anyone selling this product should stop doing so immediately, and remove it from their stock. If retailers are found to still selling this product then the MHRA will take appropriate action.

Unfortunately “Appropriate action” will be along the lines of confiscation of stock, or a fine
Prison would be more appropriate

At the time of writing, this is still on sale on ebay

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Daily Fail cocks up again!

December 6, 2007 · 3 Comments

Another Stupid Scare Story
This time Titled “Is your lipstick giving you cancer”
(And a quick note to Daily Mail Journalists I have a copy of this cached for when you delete it and try to pretend it didn’t happen)

All Scary stuff about how nasty Butyl Benzyl Phthalate is and how new research has proven that its really nasty and should be banned.
Well the industry agrees with you, its not good and it should be banned

Oh I forgot it already has been. A year ago (August 2006 to be precise) thanks to the EU, so no Daily Mail reader will be able to get their hands on it anyway
Thanks to the CTPA for being on the ball

And a comment to the author of the piece who is called David Derbyshire
Didn’t they teach you to at least check your facts before embarrassing yourself in print, or do you subscribe to the opinion that you don’t let the facts stand in the way of a good horror story.
Sir, You’re officially named “Gripper of the Week” , and you only get that accolade as I don’t think you’re intelligent enough to be a Wanker!

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Them and us part 1 the sequel

November 12, 2007 · No Comments

An update on the COSi debacle.

The Maesteg site has now been bought out by the Dutch Company Budelpack.
Budelpack site announcement
BBC news Wales announcement, which goes around the “Not for Publication on the Budelpack site”

IIRC Budelpack are not a stranger to South Wales, as they used to have a plant in Hirwaun. It unfortunately caught fire.
Twice…

Chris Moerkerken, chief executive of Budelpack International said the acquisition was “strategically interesting” as it would “enhance our product and service portfolio, strengthen our position in the personal care market, and add new strategic relations.”

Historically Budelpack has a habit of buying up unwanted manufacturing plant around Europe, but if I was a COSi employee, I’d be keeping my CV up to date.
Just to be on the safe side you understand

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Them and us part 2

November 10, 2007 · 2 Comments

A little gem I robbed off the Cnwmr website
No its not Welsh, but a Marketing company in the US who proved that a Prius is less ecofriendly than a Hummer

Whats below is verbatim rip, but before you read it, if you substitute Japanese for the competition, and American for your company, does it still ring horribly true? If it does, ask yourself this one thing.

Do I need to learn Japanese?

The Canoe Race

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River.

Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese team won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese team had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

So American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the Americans’ rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the “Rowing Team Quality First Program,” with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to India!!!!

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Them and us

November 3, 2007 · 1 Comment

Cosmetics Design Europe again:

This is about a manufacturer who is based in two places in the UK. Southern England and South Wales.

Article here

Now a bit of history, COSi is the company who bought the Bodyshop manufacturing department way back when. They’ve been doing contract manufacture ever since at the Littlehampton site, and a while back they bought the ex Revlon plant at Maesteg.

Now why is this an issue? Well its indicative of a general malaise in the industry in the UK.
I believe strongly that we should have manufacturing industry in the UK. I have fought long and hard in the companies I have worked in to keep products sold in the UK made in the UK. Therefore I like the idea of COSi doing just that.
However, in my experience the company has been run badly. They have taken on way too many people in non-productive office jobs, and forgotten the fact that their major customer (Bodyshop) has been free to go elsewhere for stock, in the same way that they (COSi) have been free to make for other people.
The writing really was on the wall when L’Oreal took over the late Mrs Roddick’s business.
L’Oreal are one of the biggest manufacturers in the world. They have plants all over including places in Wales, France and God only knows where else. If they put their mind to it, they could stock Bodyshop for a years sales with little effort from one of the bigger manufacturing plants. The products don’t claim to be complicated, so they can be knocked out quickly.

So with that writing on the wall, what did the CEO do? Go searching for more business? Keep his existing customers by keeping them fully stocked and providing great service that would keep people coming back for more?

err no.
To quote the article
“In addition to the lower than expected sales figures Cosi was hit recently by the decision of a large US customer not to renew its contract with the struggling company.
Chief Operating Officer, Stephen Bracegirdle, said the company is facing a number of serious challenges and that they were fighting hard to keep the jobs in Maesteg.
The company was reluctant to blame market conditions for the current situation and is currently working hard to consolidate its operations and set itself on the road to recovery. “

The large US customer was probably pissed off, and as Mr Bracegirdle doesn’t sound particularly Celtic, he probably thinks that a few taffs on the dole doesn’t mean much.
Trouble is he blagged £9million off the Welsh Assembly to expand and take on people, no doubt helped by the factory next door shutting up shop and going to Poland.
So lets see then. Nobody sourcing products wants to know you, cos quite frankly you’ve pissed them off, you’ve pissed off an area with a long memory, you’ve pissed off a regional parliament, and because of all that the people you need in the supply side of the industry will be reluctant to sell you materials at trade rates, as they don’t know if they’ll get paid.
Prehaps he ought to get out and leave the company to someone who can run it.

So what you might say?

Well when you’re doing your shopping in Boots or the Supermarkets, or wherever for that gift pack of smellies for one of your loved ones, have a look on the tab and see where it is made.
If its not made in the UK have a thought for someone who is going to have a pretty shitty Christmas this year, as they couldn’t compete with a Chinese worker being paid a bowl of rice a day

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Jojoba, the month before November

October 23, 2007 · No Comments

Billy Connolly,

The most quoted video in the toiletries industry

Watch it, Watch it now

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