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Being a big fan of anything that has to do with motorized saws, I couldn't help but notice the slew of new games on the horizon that have chainsaw weapons as a big part of the game. I'm talking about Gears of War Deuce, the black and white (and red) Wii bloodbath MadWorld, and Resident Evil 5 (the sack-headed chainsaw psycho from RE4 has been replaced by a leaner, meaner, non-spanish speaking opponent who also uses a chainsaw to rip through people he doesn't like).

Today on ForumLife, GamePro user greensabre asks one of life's most important questions -- what movie and video game has disappointed you the most? It's a query that asks us to revisit unhappy times in our lives, but we're all about cleansing the pain! Trust us, there's nothing in the world more disappointing than bugging our parents for three weeks to go see the new Super Mario Bros. movie, and after a painful 104 minutes, looking completely retarded for wanting to see it so badly.

(See the original thread right here, and put your two cents in @ the GamePro forums!)

greensaber: "My most disappointing movie was The Phantom Menace. I couldn't believe at the time that George Lucas could make a bad Star Wars movie. I guess this one took the sting out of the next three, although I really didn't think Episodes I and III were all that bad.

My most disappointing game was Mario Bros. on Atari 2600. I got it at a garage sale when I was a real little kid back in the '80's, and I expected something awesome like Super Mario Bros. on NES. My parents wouldn't buy me an NES so I had to make do with the lame-balls Atari 2600. Well, needless to say I didn't get anything resembling SMB. I got another lame-balls 2600 game. Yeah I know the Atari 2600 is a classic and all, but aside from Asteroids and River Raid, I still can't stand it."

I don't know about you jokers, but the whole penis craze in Spore got old pretty damn quick. Then I started looking at Spore's various 'boobie creature' videos and came across even better stuff! If you want to see some wicked-as-shit Spore Creatures, look no further than this list of the top 13 BADASS creatures that aren't just huge meat-hoses attached to testicle sacks!

13: Big Daddy (Bioshock)

Aw, he's so happy! See, the Big Daddys were just misunderstood killing machines. Put them in Spore, give 'em some sunshine, and presto -- happy murdering menace!

Good morning, Slobs! Did you win a contest and haven't gotten your prize yet? Well, we're doing a roll call to pay you loyal readers what we owe! (Also, our launch of the new GamePro wiped out all of our mailboxes!) So, if you've won Name That Screenshot, art contests, or even if we said we owed you a prize, send e-mails! Send TONS of them to mckinley_noble@gamepro.com (or PM his profile on the new GamePro)!

Give us this info, and we'll get on the horn!

• Your Name
• Your Address
• The contest you won
• Any other specifics

PS: Now that the new GamePro is live, don't forget to visit our other writers in the BlogFaction network -- remember, we write for YOU!

That time has come again to spurt out yet another free video game from deep within the bowels of the SlobsofGaming. So put on your thinking caps and start barking out guesses of what game you think this giant face-shattering iron fist is from. What game will you win? It shall be revealed after a winner emerges. Good luck!

Movies based on video games have finally reached the age where they can withstand tests of ultimate scrutiny. Unfortunately, there are some video games that have inspired the most visually offensive (yet still hilarious) fan-made movie trailers ever seen on the Internet. Today, the SlobsofGaming want you to grab a stiff drink (or a cool soda for you young kids) and a bowl of popcorn as we count down the 11 CHEESIEST fake video game movie trailers ever unleashed on mankind!

11. Kingdom Hearts 2

This trailer for Kingdom Hearts 2 is actually better than most of the fan-made stuff we've seen so far. Average photoshopping skills, a killer metal guitar cover for the main theme song, and decent editing -- not too shabby. Well, except the cosplay. Why is every person in this video wearing a dead forest animal on their heads? That's not supposed to be hair, is it? BLECH. And it's really too bad that the director (apparently) promised his fat girlfriend that she could cosplay as Kairi. If we've said it before, it bears repeating: don't do a cosplay when you don't have the right proportions for it.

It was a tough decision, but sometimes you just can't beat the gross factor. Congrats to the disturbed and potentially insane FETALJUICE for his contest victory! Aside from our grand prizes, we're also giving second and third place a random gift from our gaming swag pile! (Just PM KenTheGreat1 with your mailing address and we'll send something your way. See you guys in the next contest!

First Place: The Fetal Cannon

It's contest time, so let's get those creative juices flowing! (Not those juices. Gawd.) We've got a copy of Code Monkeys: Season One burning a hole* in our desk, so it's got to go. Want to win it? Send us concept art of any kind, detailing an original ULTIMATE video game weapon. The best entry not only wins Code Monkeys, but also a free game for the next-gen console of their choice**! The rules are simple, so don't break 'em!

UPDATE: New entries are in!

• 1. Create a video game weapon of your own design.
• 2. Slap it in any piece of concept art, a video game screenshot, or simply draw something by hand!
• 3. Give us a short blurb (use spelling and grammar) about your weapon, what it does, and why it's awesome.

Send your entries to mckinley_noble@gamepro.com*** (one per user) and we'll post them here on SlobsofGaming. LongHairedOffender and KenTheGreat1 will select a winner sometime next Monday. Also, hit the jump to watch a clip from Code Monkeys, courtesy of G4TV!

PS: We'd also like to give a special thanks to Spooty_the_Gameguru for the contest idea. Thanks for reading! (Send KenTheGreat1 a PM so we can send you something from our swag pile.)

*Code Monkeys will not actually set your furniture on fire.
** PlayStation 3 or X360 only. We're keeping the Wii games for now.
*** Spamming our e-mails is bad karma.

Sample Entry: The Liquified B.U.M. Stool Super Soaker

B.U.M., or Bum Urinary Mansludge, is the most lethal substance known to humankind, weaponized in this handy dandy mega-sized super soaker cannon! One squirt of these foul-smelling hobo juices will not only obliterate shields, but also disintegrate your flesh and health meter. (Comes with an optional septic tank-refill backpack!)

(A/N: Formerly known as "The 25 Most Ridiculously Hot Female Fighters." We added a few more.)

We've been playing our collective asses off in Soul Calibur IV this last week, taking exhaustive notes on the fine graphics. Love 'em or not, females in fighting games are always going to be downright sexy. But even though the soul still burns, the SlobsofGaming will never forget the beautiful women of fighting games past and present.

Join us as we steamroll through our newest countdown, dedicated to the most underclothed, overboobed, and unflinchingly hot fighting femmes in gaming history -- Are you ready for this?

29. Setsuka (Soul Calibur)

Setsuka ranks as one of the best (and newer) characters to be introduced to any fighting game. Best outfit EVER. Yes, our bottom entry is a Soul Calibur IV fighter, but Setsuka's always one of our first choices in a match.

Measurements/Stats: Age: 24, Height: 5' 6'', Weight: 114 lbs.

Every so often, gamers show incredible ingenuity with the games they play. This week, one awesome rocker took the Rock Band wardrobe to an epic scale of AWESOME. Of course, the character creation isn't the most flexible tool -- but with multiple ways to color and skin your costumes and equipment, there's plenty of sweet acts you can mimic.

Some of our favorites are Iron Man, Venom, and Darth Vader -- that guy's been showing up everywhere...